Wednesday, 20 October 2010

Dilly get pwesent from Beanie!



 Dilly frend Beanie send Dilly thing!

Mweah!
Beanie envlopes alway be intrestin!
Awww be luvly card!
An Beanie send Dilly presents!
Be pink pensows!

Awww THANK, Beanie! THANK!

Dilly look forward MEET Beanie nex week!!!!
Dilly bring present fow Beanie! Be sumthing speshow. Hav wagon on!!!
MWEAH!


Tuesday, 12 October 2010

Ok heer be video!



Fnarr!

THANK for doin poll!
Evrywun say MWEAH, DO SHO BOB ARFTER BATH!
(Well dun evbody. Be best arnser.)
OK!
Heer be video Bob arfter bath!



Mummy be dryin Bob wiv hair dryer an Bob not like!
FNAR!
But hav to dry,
as Bob wiv snotty cold be eevn mor noyin than Bob wivowt snotty cold!

Thursday, 19 August 2010

Dilly an Nessie play joke on Bob



FNARRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dilly play joke on Bob!
Dilly play joke on Bob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smornin,
Dilly an Nessie arsk Bob play hide-seek.
Bob say ok, want play.
Dilly say, Dilly an Nessie hide ferst.
Wen Bob tern rownd,
cownt,
Dilly an Nessie not moov!!!!!!
FNARR!!!
Not go hide!
Not go!!!!
Fnarr!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next,
Bob tern rownd an JUMP!
FNARR!!
Not noe Dilly an Nessie still be!
Dilly an Nessie mayke Bob jump,
go "FWERR!" an fall bakwerds!!!!


FNAR
NARRRRRRRRRRRRNARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
NARRRRRRRRNARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob not think funny.
Bob not get joke!
Go sulk AWL DAY!!!
Bob not hav sense hewmer.
Bob not hav sense smell, niver.
FNARRRRRRRNARRRRRRRRRNARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, 17 August 2010

Dilly tayke Granny edewcayshunal owting



Dilly tayke Granny to mewseum!
Mewseum hav speshol days,
wen can see speshol creetchers.
See big python.
Python nayme be Mia.
Dilly say, HEWO MIA!!!!


Mia not arnser.
Mia jus look.
Mweah.
Dilly not happy.
Dilly like be anollidged!

Granny go say hewo too.
Say, HEWO MIA!!!

Nor! Mia not arnser Granny iver!!!

Granny go see uther nayke.
Uther nayke be mor frendly.
Hav cuddow wiv Granny.

Mweah!
Granny do big luvly luvly smile!
Dilly think maybe nayke tikkol Granny! Fnar!

Dilly also meet wagons.....

HEWO BEERDY WAGON!!!
Beerdy Wagon say, HEWO DILLY!

HEWO SKINKY WAGON!!!!

Mweah!
Be rinky dink skink!!!
Be bloo-tong skink from Straylia!
Say, G'DAY, DILLY!!!!

(Wagons ownly be in ickol playces for arfternoon, wen be meetin peepols an ickol wagons. Rest ov time liv in proper wagony playces like carsols, wiv lots room.)

Dilly be worry bowt ickol Gecko-wagon.
Hav meezows?
NOR!!!
Not be meezows!
Be speshow pattern for hiding among Smarties!!!! Fnar!!!!

Saturday, 7 August 2010

Presents from Straylia!



Miss Feronia liv upsidedown in Straylia!
Hav BOOOOOOOOOOTIFOW wagon.
Wagon be nayme PUFF!
(Nor! Dilly not abol find foto Puff! Nor!)

Puff send present awl way to Colchester!!!
LUUK!!!



Be BOOOOOTFOW card fow Dilly!!!!

An extra speshol nekless!!!!!

How look????
Be luvly luvly!!!
THANK, Puff!!!!!
THANK, Feronia!!!!!

(If want see wat stinky bear BOB get in parsol, clik heew.)




Sunday, 1 August 2010

Dilly go nersey shoppin for Granny.



Luvly Pwinsess Stardust rite Mummy an say,
like apricots?
Say, reed that apricots be speshol food,
lots peepol think apricots be gud for hed.
Be gud for memory.
Maybe help Granny be bit better?

Mweah!
Be werth try!

Dilly go owt for apricots.
Shop not hav apricots!!!
Dilly by apricotty things insted:

Granny be wiv Dilly famly today.
Dilly tell Granny, need eet apricots!
Granny eet 2 apricots.
Say mmmmmnnnyum yum nnyum.
Huwayy!!!!

Friday, 30 July 2010

Dilly's fayvrit moth



Look!
Heer be Dilly's fayvrit moth!!!
Nayme be
"Elephanty Hork Moth".
See wy Dilly like?
See?

MWEAH!!
Be gween an pink!!!!
Dilly like!!!!

Wednesday, 28 July 2010

Wagon Party!!!!



Look wat Miss Peach send Dilly!
Be wagon party!
Miss Peach see wagon party on patio larst nite,
tayke foto for Dilly!

MWEAH!
THANK, Miss Peach!

If see gen, pleez arsk if Dilly can come joyne in too!
Dilly do karryokee an ware pink bow.
Bring cayke for Miss Peach,
yewz speshol tewna ressipy.

MWEAH!


Tuesday, 27 July 2010

Dilly get card fwom Beanie fwend!




Hway! Dilly get letter from Beanie!!!!!

Wat be?
Wat be?

mweah!!!!!
Be xspeshol envlope!
Be pink an gween card an.....
Laydy Crocowagon card!!!

FNARR!!
Beanie say Bob stinky!
Dilly chooz card from Mummy's box, send Beanie.
Mummy say, can hav eny wun.
Dilly chooz card be sayme culler Dilly's dress!
Nex,
Mummy say,
Beanie an Beanie mummy mayke art wiv findings.
"Go see wat can find send Beanie for art, Dilly!"
Dilly go klektin things.....

mweah! Kroshay flower!

Choklit rapper!


Mnnnnnnnnorrrr..... not shor wat be.
Mad munky thing.

Add all gether!
Mayke big pile findings!




All pak neetly!
All send morro to Beanie!
Hope like, Beanie!
Hope abol mayke lots art!

THANK Beanie!