Dilly hav new dwess. Be awl laycey.

Dilly hav new dwess.
Dwess be awl laycey.
Be mayde ov croshay.

Dwess hav tiny tiny weeny pink button on bak!!

Can see?

Mummy lernin croshay but not abol do dwesses yet so bi wun for Dilly insted.
Dilly hope Mummy lern mayde dwesses fast.
Hurry, Mummy! Hurry!
Fnar!!!!
Perhaps be abol croshay clothes for Bob,
then Bob be abol chaynge mor
an not be so stinky.
Be stinky,
just not be SO stinky.
HEHE!