Dilly be sytid!

Dilly hav UTHER berfday MORRO!

Fnarr!

Dilly be awl sytid.

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Sorry not be abol blog long time!!

Granny com liv neer Dilly.

Not be well larst week,

Dilly be bein nerse agen.

Then awl go to river on Sunday!

Go ickol town calld Wivenhoe.

Sit neer river:

Be luvly...

Evwun hav fish an chips for lunch!

Dilly hav too!

Granny be happy!

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Hope hav luvly cayke morro,

hav cayke for secund berfday.

Goin share wiv Granny.

Dilly wunder if goin get presents too......

Dilly not blog long long time be bizzy wagon.

Sorrrrwy Dilly not blog long time.
Dilly Granny not be well gen.
Mummy stay at Granny howse,
Bob stay
(dispite smell mite mayke Granny iller)
an Dilly stay too,
Dilly help nerse.
Dilly be helpfow wagon.
Dilly be exslent nerse.

On Sunday,
be Muver's Day.
Dilly hav luvly card fow Mummy.
Not mayke, buy.
Be better than Bob's.

Be pink.

Dilly rite carefow strukshuns on envlope:

-If not be Dilly Mummy, leev lone!

FNARR!!!!!!!

Inside, Dilly rite LOTS
Put flower on evry "i".

Dis be card for Dilly Mummy.

Not be cwocowagon, but be pink,

Be elfunt.

Be elfunt coz show Dilly not fget.

Bet bear fget.

If by mirakol bear not fget,

bet bear get bear card

Bear be sest!

Dilly not be sest.

Dilly be [pwin]sessy.

Not be same thing.

Not be!

Dis be card for Dilly Mummy.

Dilly Mummy lyke pink.

Preeshyates.

Dilly luv Dilly Mummy lots (big 2 tymes).

Bye Mummy!

Be hard werk rytin lots.

BE HARD HARD WERK BEIN NERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seevnin,
Mummy say,
"Por Dilly. Come mayke arty stuff. Arty stuff be peaceful. Help stresst wagon hed."
Dilly mayke luvly card.
Hav wagon on.
Wagon be say, "Thank You"...

Dilly show Miss Fluffy.
Miss Fluffy proov!

Say, "Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrup!"

Dilly rite in card.
Can gess wat rite?
Gess hoo be?

 Dilly tell nex time!
FNNARR!!!

Dilly be exslent nerse in nersey hat an help cook too.

Daddy get bad cold!
Cold be in hed.
(Nor!
Not meen be maginary!
Not that way be in hed!
Fnar!
Meen,
mayke HED hert!)

Dilly be nerse!
(Be exslent nerse.
Hav nersey hat.
AWL best nerses hav nersey hats.)

Dilly scribe pill,
uther pill,
(2 pills),
an hot hot tea mayde wiv jazzmin flowers.
Hav in crocowagon mug!Awww!!!!!!!
Daddy drink flowers!
MWEAH!
Mayke better!
(Dilly tell Daddy;
Daddy, be better!
Mweah!
Not argew wiv nerse in nersey hat!)

Awwww
next,
Mummy get cold too!
Dilly hav bizzy week!
Be on nerse dewty lots!

Dilly help Mummy bayke pies.
Nice big pies help feel better.
Dilly help stir middol stuff.
Mummy mayke paystry.
Then mummy put gether.
Dilly tern rown,
see pies,
think Mummy bayke wagonberds!!!!

NORRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NORRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not be put ickol wagonberds in pie, Mummy!
Norrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!

Mummy say,
Norr! Not be, Dilly!
Not be!
Wagonberds not be reel!
Be ownly help hold up paystry!

FNNNARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dilly larf!
(Mummy want larf too,
but can ownly coff.)

For Stanley

Stanley arsk Dilly,
Dilly hav speshol yewniform for carfterin?
MWEAH!
Dilly DO hav yewniform for carfterin!
Dilly hav Nersey Hat!
Dilly do foto gen speshly for Stanley:
Dilly spense tablits.
Payshunt tayke tablit.
Dilly chek REELLY tayke-
Dilly chek mowth,
eevn chek under tung.
Chek under tung be very portant.
Sumtimes Mr Scooter-cat HIDE tablits from vet,
PERTEND swallo,
then spit owt sideways.
Dilly be good nerse.
Allways chek tablit gon.
MWEAH!

Mummy still not well.
Eet soop, eet appol pie.
Tayke tablits.
(REELLY tayke.)
Still not well.

Dilly put fotoes on pewter.
Haff sort owt.
Chooz best fotoes.
(Dilly, Chuck, Carsols.....)

Be bak soon as can!

Be bak but werkin! Be werkin hard!!

Dilly be bak!
Ireland be luvly!
Awl hav nice time!
SEE LOTS CARSOLS!!!!!!!!!
Dilly want do fotoes,
show peepol carsols,
show mowntens,
show Chuck an Dilly in horsey carridge!!!!
MWEAH!

Not abol do yet:
Mummy an Daddy hav bad cowds.
Dilly be hed carfterer.
Traynin Chuck be good carfterer.
Dilly be good nerse!
MWEAH!
Blow warm air on Mummy an Daddy.
Keep warm.
Tell Chuck,
no flayme, Chuck.
NO flayme.
Jus warm AIR.
MWEAH!

Layter, goin mayke soop.
If Mummy an Daddy eet all soop,
Dilly let hav appol pie.
If not eet soop,
not get appol pie.
Be rool.
MWEAH!

Dilly be bak wen hewmans abol carfter selfs.
Then be Dilly time blog fotoes.
Huwayy!

Dilly be Nerse

Lots peepol hav colds.
Daddy hav cold, Mummy hav cold, Bob hav cold.
Dilly not hav cold.
Dilly be nerse.
Dilly carfter peepol wiv colds.
Be nerse, wear nerse hat:

Dilly inspekt medsin, Dilly be in charge medsin:
Dilly giv owt medsin, say, "TAYKE! MWEAH! TAYKE!":Dilly tell Bob "BOB! GO BED! GO BED BOB! MWEAH!":
Bob do wat Nerse Dilly say. Bob get better.
Mweah!
Dilly like be nerse.