Dilly an Nessie gard carsol

Dilly an Nessie hav barth.
Hav luvly wash an sing.
Be luvly cleen sparkly.
Mummy dry:
Mummy say,
wat clothes want wear, Dilly?
Dilly hav think...

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...MWEAH!
Be pwinsess!

Nessie be Lady-In-Wayte:

Pwinsess an Laydy-In-Wayte go carsol:

MWEAH!
Hav marshmallow cannonballs!

Pwinsess Dilly an Laydy-In-Wayte Nessie gard carsol.
Wayte for Bears.
Wayte.......
Wayyyttte..........
SShhhhh.....Bear!
Thare be!!
BOMBARD!!!!!!!!
FNARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
FFNNNARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FNAR FNAR FNARRRR!!!!!!!!
Dilly an Nessie hav good gayme!
Mweah!
Dilly like!

Dilly see Hedgermahogin an go Bob's berfday party.

Dilly not get foto ov Hedgermahogin in Dilly garden.
But Dilly see uther Hedgermahogin at Granny's howse!
Dilly put cat food on Granny's doorstep an wayte.
Hear "tink tink!"
Dilly say Granny, "Be hog! Open dor, see!"Mweah!
Hedgermahogin!
("tink tink" be sownd prikols on playte!)
See?
Foto not be vewy cleer, not be vewy good.
But not want tayke uther,
not want scare hog.
See?
Be hedgermahogin!
Huwayyy!
Dilly be glad show pikcher!

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Saterday be Bob's berfday.
Dilly get Bob card....
Mummy say, best be card wiv Bear on.
Dilly say, best be card wiv pink on!
Dilly find perfeck card:Dilly wrap present in Lisa Simpson payper.
Bob like Lisa Simpson.

Dilly present be gingerbred bear!
Layter, hav berfday tea.
Dilly ware Medeevol Pwinsess hat for party!Hav lots yum party food!
Dilly hav cayke wiv pink Piglet on!
Dilly hav choklit biskit,
be in shaype ov Croco-wagon!
Mweah!
Dilly like!

Dilly hav good weekend.
Hav good weekend too?

Dilly be like medeevol pwinsess

Dilly an famly go vizit Cressing Temple Barns yestday.
Big barns be very old.
Be Medeevol.
Dilly dress as Medeevol Pwinsess for day.

Heer be Dilly by wun Medeevol barn in Medeevol Pwinsess hat:
Heer be Dilly by uther Medeevol barn in Medeevol Pwinsess hat:
Inside barns be lots things for sale.
Be Essex Food Show.
Heer be wat inside be like.
Lots wooden beems.
Awww.. wat be throo dor?Be tudor gardens.....Dilly go splore gardens....Dilly hav nice walk.
Find luvly pink flowers.Sum plarnts be wagonny!Awww... wat be?
Look carsolly....
Dilly go vestigayte....Mweah!
Be like ickol carsol!
Hav lots warter rownd.
Com owt gween fayces!Dilly clime up hi,
see better.
Pwitty!Dilly see roof ov barn from up hi.
See Tewdor garden.Dilly hav luvly day.
Pwitty gardens.
Pwitty hat.
Dilly be Medeevol Pwinsess.
MWEAH!
Dilly like!