Dorothy be laydy Bear an come vizit!

Speshul gest come stay today.
Be calld Dorothy.
Dorothy be Bear.
Dorothy come from Kansas, like Dorothy in Wizerd ov Oz!
Dorothy be travlin werld!
Larst week be wiv Julie.
Julie mayke speshul waistcoat for Dorothy.
Julie be sooooooooo clever!

Dilly an smelly Bob plarnt speshul flowers for Dorothy.
Speshul flowers be snapwagons!
Hope flowers come befor Dorothy go way.
Then Dorothy say,
"Wen be wiv Julie, go Wales!
See Wales wagons!
Buy Dilly pwesent!"
Awwww!Wat be?
Wat be?MWEAH!
Choklit!Dorothy say,
be speshul choklit for wagons.
Say,
Julie tell Dorothy bowt Dilly,
tell Dorothy Dilly be ickol wagon.
Awwwwwwwwww THANK Dorothy!
THANK Julie!!!

Mweah!
Dilly like!

(Be Bear, but be gerl Bear.
So not be too smelly.
Mweah.)

Wat Saynt George's Day be, an hoo be Saynte George!

Today be Saynt George's Day!
Heer be Saynt George's flag.
Be flag ov England, too!

Also be Dilly berfday!
(Dilly hav 2 berfdays, like Kween Lizbeth. Mweah!)

Dilly full nayme be Dilly Saynt George.

Saynt George be teecher ov wagons.

Sumtime peepol heer story rong-
say,
Saynt George FORT wagon.
Not be!
Saynt George TORT wagon!!!!

Sumtime, peepol see pikchers Saynt George an wagon,
think Saynt George hert wagon wiv pokey stik.
Not be!!!
Saynt George TIKKOL wagon under chin!

(Wagons like be tikkold under chin.)

Heer be pikcher wagon playin wiv saynt George!MWEAH!

Now Dilly splayned story,
Dilly show prezzies Dilly get for day!

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Heer be wat Dilly find mornin,
bag ov prezzies!!!!!!!!!!!Ferst prezzie be from Bob.Bob say,
be speshol compass for croco-wagons hoo be navagaytors.MWEAH!
Dilly be GOOD navagaytor!
Dilly sit frunt car,
sho Daddy ware go.

NEXT!!THANK!!

Wat be next??
Huwayy!
Choklit lollipops!!!
Dilly giv wun lollipop Bob.Say,
lollipop hav cheeky Tigger on,
can hav,
share wiv uther cheeky Bears!

Dilly giv wun lollipop Nessie.Nessies luv choklit!
Remind Nessie ov bottom ov Lock Ness,
ware be bit swampy an choklit cullerd.

MWEAH!
Dilly hav wun lollipop left!Be best wun,
be pink an gween!
Dilly sayve for Dilly!
Fnarr!!!!

Norrr....... wat be left?Awww....
be luvly nekless!Be speshol pwinsessy prezzie from Mummy an Daddy!

Aww....wat be? Wat be now?
Mummy hav ickol tryfol for Dilly!Be hav rarzbrys in,
custerd an creeeeeeeeeem.
Nyum!
Dilly like!

Dilly do speshol glide for Saynt George's day,
do evry yeer!
Want watch gen?



Happy Saynt George Day, evwun!
An Happy Berfday to Dilly!
MWEAH!

Dilly meet Phytheas at llama park!

MWEAH!
Dilly meet Phytheas!
Dilly go Ashdown Forest Llama Park.
Go wiv Bob, Mummy, Daddy, Granny.
Meet Phyth!
Phyth bring Phyth's Mummy an Phyth's frend Wallace.
All hav cups tea!

Smelly Bob, Ickol Phyth, Pwinsessy Dilly.

Ahhh.... Snowy Wallace be Phyth size!

Dilly see bayby alpacas!
Awwwwwwwwww be cewt!

Mummy like Llama calld Barney!
Sayme culler Mummy's Llama jumper!
Be wy Barney like Mummy?
Think laytid?
Llama calld William, like salt lick!

Dilly giv Phyth Curly Wurly choklit.
Phyth giv Dilly PINK choklit!
Hav pink bow on!
Dilly put new bow in antenna!
Dilly cownt choklits......

Have 2!

MWEAH!

Dilly like Phyth! Want meet gen!
Dilly like paca-llamas! Want see gen!
Dilly like choklit! Dilly like bow!

MWEAH!
DIlly like!

Dilly like choklit!

Mummy hav berfday 2 weeks ago.
Dilly like berfdays.
Berfdays bring choklits.
Bears find Mummy's choklits!
Bears try eet all choklits!
Dilly sneek in kwik!

MWEAH!
Dilly find choklit flutter-by!

Sumtime Mummy by Dilly own choklit.
Mummy by Dilly new type choklit!
Be choklit elf!

Elf be choklit wiv sparkly pop-in bits inside.
Tikkol Dilly mouth!

MWEAH!
DILLY LIKE!
Wat be fayvrit choklit?

Father's Day

Yestaday be Father's Day.

Dilly an brother, Bob, make Daddy card.

Buy pressies.

Bob giv Daddy cayke.

Dilly giv Daddy choklits.

Choklits nice.

Choklits hav GWEEN nuts inside.

MWEAH! Dilly like!