Dilly berfday pikchers

Hewo!

Heer be Dilly berfday pikchers.

Sorwy be layte.

Dilly be bizzy wagon.

Bob wayke up Dilly.

Say, "Dilly! Dilly! Get up! Be berfday!"

Dilly say,

"Be inkewbaytin egg, Bob! Sod off!"

Mummy coax Dilly owt wiv pwitty neklace.

Mweah! Ferst thing Dilly see be envlopes!

Mweah.
Dilly see pwesents (sayve envlopes for layter)
Dilly got pink bows!!

Wot be?
Wot be?
Mweah! Pwitty pink note book!

Next!

Norrrrrrrrrr...

Bug payper!

Dilly haff get in!

Ooooo.... intwesting....

Laydy Bug payper clips!!!

Fnarr!

Dilly get snowt stuk in next pressie!

Mweahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dinowagon stikkers!!!!!!

Mweah!

Look awl Dilly pwesents!!!

Dilly goin share dinowagon stikkers!

(Dilly goin share wiv Bob wether Bob like or not fnarr)

Share wiv Daddy....

Share wiv Mummy...

FNAR!

Put steggasorwawagon on Mummy noze!!!

Now do envlopes....

AW pwitty pink card!

Be fwom Bob an Nessie!

An luvly gween card fwom Mummy an Daddy...

Mweah!

Hav envlope fwom Beanie!

Beanie mayle be speshow!

Heew be Beanie card:

Mweah!
Awl sine!

An send foto,

be foto ov big payntin ov pink wagon!

Be neer Beanie liv!

Be on phone-caybol boxes!

FNARR!

THANK BEANIE!!

Dilly put on pwinsessy hed-dwess for berfday-

Dilly hav ickle Angel Cayke-

An Dilly see luvly wagon pwogwam on tv!

Huwayyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dilly hav luvly berfday!!!!

Hav 2 berfdays evwy yeer,

(like Qween)

an hav uther berfday in 2 weeks,

on St George day,

be day wen St George tort (not fort) big wagon.

Byeee!!!

Dilly

xxx

Dilly berfmunth be soon!!!

Rmember Dilly hav 2 berfdays?
Like Qween?
Dilly hav wun berfday on ferst Munday in April-
then Dilly hav uther berfday on Saynt George's Day.


This yeer Dilly desyde mayke simpler!
This yeer Dilly goin hav Berfmunth!
FNARR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Dilly goin skwash all days gether an hav wun big berfmunth!
MWEAH!


EESTER goin be in middol ov Dilly berfmunth too!
FNARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goin be WUNdfoll!


Wagons be majikol.

BE DILLY BERFDAY!!!!!!!

BE DILLY BERFDAY!!!

Dilly hav 2 berfdays evwy yeer, like Qween Lisbeth.
Today be ferst berfday this yeer.

HUWAYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mummy wayke up Dilly.
(Dilly been sleep in box ov ribbons!)
Mummy say,
"HAPPY BERFDAY, DILLY!!"
Dilly say, "Mnorr?" -Dilly forget!!!

 Dilly better go get dresst up for berfday KWIKLY!!!!

MWEAH! Be better!

Dilly open cards ferst!-

Awwww... be pwitty; be gween an pink an hav bow an flowers an cat (be fwom Mummy an Daddy)

NEXT!!

Aww! Be long crocowagon!!!

Be fwom Bob, an Nessie, an Mr Scooter, an Pilchard Familee (familee ov cats awl calld Pilchard)

Now.......pwesents!!!

Awww be fwom Bob! Wat be? Wat be? (Be nice pink tishoo payper!)

Oh! Be new wibbon!!!! PINK wibbon!!!!!!

THANK Bob!!!! (Fnar! Dilly giv Bob hug! Bob not like! Fnar!)

Mmnnnnnnrrr....wat be? Long thin pwesent... be nayke????

HWWWWWAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Think ment be pensil. But Dilly think be better as magic fairwy wand!!!

...or....... be tikkol stik for tikkling Bob!!! FNAR!!! Bob not like!!!!

Nyumm!!! Choklit bug!!!

Ooooo Dilly hav LOTS pwesents!!!!

Choklit mousies! Be pink an wite....hmmm.... Dilly hav idea!

Giv wite choklit mousie Bob.....

....giv wite choklit mousie Daddy....

.....giv wite choklit mousie Nessie....

HWARRR!!!!!!!! Now Dilly hav awl PINK mousies!!!

Now larst pwesent. Hmnn be biggest!.......

Huwayyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! Be toy dinowagons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dilly goin hav fun ventchers bein dinowagon! Fnarr!

Dilly hav lotsa pwesents an luvly cards!!!!

Layter, hav cayke! An choklit cwossants an strorbry custerd (be pink custerd!) be luvly!!!!!!!!!!

Dilly happy wagon!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mnor? Wat age be??


2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!