Dilly hav uther award! Huwayy!

Dilly reseev Sweet Fwend Award for bein a sweet fwend. Fnarr!
Heer be:

Aww be nice,
be pink!
Dilly like!
Award be from Woodstock.

THANK, WOODSTOCK!!!!!

Heer be Woodstock:

Woodstock be Bear,
but be Bear ov hi kaliber.
Dilly not meet Woodstock,
but Dilly suspekt Woodstock probly hav baths.

Leest sumtime.
OK leest 2 time.

Enyway suspekt not smell like Bob.

Or if do,
suspekt not boast bowt bodily smells like Bob.

FNARRR!!!!!!!!!!!


Now Dilly hav say list things mayke Dilly happy,
an Dilly hav do wun today.

• 1: Fwends- fwends Dilly hav met an huggd: like Julie an Chuck Fwends, an fwends. Dilly not meet an huggd but kno on blogs
• uther: Rok mewsik (Dilly be rok chik).
• uther: Bows an ribbons (kollektin ov, sortin ov, warin ov).
• uther: Tommy Lee Jones.
• uther: Sparkly things, like Crismoss Lites an Seekwins.
• uther: Pink an gween.
• uther: CSI. (Dilly sing along Hoo mewsik an like Rayshio).(Dilly goin watch CSI today an do air gitar to Hoo. Mweah.)
• uther: Gliding.
• uther: Carsols, an viziting wagons living in carsols.
• 2: Fairy caykes an angel cayke an Battenburg cayke. (Be pwinsessy caykes.)

Now ment parss on to 2 uther fwends.........
Nor!
Dilly not like hav pik!
Dilly not do!
Carnt mayke Dilly do!
Carnt mayke!
Sharnt!
Sharnt!
NENENENENENENEH!
Fnarr!
If be fwend, pleez tayke award from Dilly.
MWEAH!
Dilly do own rools.
Fnar.

Happy Valentine's Day, Chuck!

Happy Valentine Day Chuck!

MWEAH!

Dilly post Valentine for Chuck 2 day errly!

Chuck be snowd in.

Lots sno whare Chuck liv!

Chuck be Dilly Valentine becos lots reezons.

Heer be reezons wy Chuck be Dilly Valentine:

(1) Chuck be wagon

(other 1) Chuck be gween

(other 1) Chuck mayke Dilly larf

(other 1) Chuck be luvley

(other 1) Chuck be hansum

(other 1) Chuck hav luvley tayle

(other 1) Chuck come slide down bannister wiv Dilly

(other 1) Chuck like bugz

(other 1) Chuck be clever

(other 1) Chuck be good speller

(other 1) Chuck be good blogger

(other 1) Chuck like be tickold

(other 1) Chuck like carsols

(other 1) Chuck like dwess like pie-rayte

(other 1) Chuck send Dilly luvley hat

(other 1) Chuck think Dilly be luvley

(other 1) Chuck be good fwend

(other 1) Chuck famly be good fwends

(2) Tommy Lee Jones auweddy hav gerlfwend

Meanie intervew Dilly!

1. Iff u dan twavow tu USA an bizzit annee wun whoo wud u bizzit an y?

Mweahhhh.... Dilly vizit Chuck! dilly like Chuck. Chuck be ferst other dwagon Dilly meet on pewter. Chuck be fun. Dilly an chuck go weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee down bannister. Dilly an Chuck hide from Bears. Jumpt owt wen Bears go parst. Showt "GOT BEAR!" Nheeee he eheeee....


2. Iff u dood bee annee wun huhmun in hiztowwee who wud u bee an huhow wud u danj duh whold?

Mweah! Dilly be Mary Kwont. Dilly NOT invent mini-skirt. Dilly invent long, long long long pwinsessy dressis an all gerls evware ware longgg dwesses an look pwinsessy.

3. Wut huhmun du u admiow mozt an y?

Mweah!
Dilly mire Tommy Lee Jones. Tommy Lee Jones kill bad wagons an carfter littol wagons. Dilly see in dokmentry on telly. Dokmentry calld Men In Blak. Dilly see 2 times. Tommy Lee Jones brayve. Be frend ov littol wagons. Trayne other man be frend other wagons too. Ahhh..... Dilly lyke Tommy Lee Jones very much alot.

MWEAH!
Dilly mire "Horatio" too. 'Rayshio be on CSI Miami. Catch baddies. Carfter good peepol. Got majik sunglasses. Peepol not kno hoo be baddie. Rayshio put on sunglasses an then kno. Mweah! Rayshio be brayve. Liv neer croco-wagons, liv neer allogater-wagons.

MWEAH!
Dilly also mire Gwanny. Gwanny hav LOTS wagons in howse. Dilly like vizit an play wiv. Gwanny be Mummy's Mummy. Make Gwanny dubbol nice.

4. Wut duz yo poop wook yike? (min wookz yike wockz an duznt dink)

HEEEEEEEeheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nor, wagon poo not smell. BEAR poo smell. Smell bad!
Norrrrrr................... Dilly not kno wat Dilly poo be like! Dilly be laydy. Be pwinsessy. Dilly not look!

5. Doo u dweem in kolow?

MWEAH!! Dilly dweem in gweeeeeeeeeeeeeennnn an pink!

Thank Chuck for kwestchons!!!!

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