For Stanley

Stanley arsk Dilly,
Dilly hav speshol yewniform for carfterin?
MWEAH!
Dilly DO hav yewniform for carfterin!
Dilly hav Nersey Hat!
Dilly do foto gen speshly for Stanley:
Dilly spense tablits.
Payshunt tayke tablit.
Dilly chek REELLY tayke-
Dilly chek mowth,
eevn chek under tung.
Chek under tung be very portant.
Sumtimes Mr Scooter-cat HIDE tablits from vet,
PERTEND swallo,
then spit owt sideways.
Dilly be good nerse.
Allways chek tablit gon.
MWEAH!

Mummy still not well.
Eet soop, eet appol pie.
Tayke tablits.
(REELLY tayke.)
Still not well.

Dilly put fotoes on pewter.
Haff sort owt.
Chooz best fotoes.
(Dilly, Chuck, Carsols.....)

Be bak soon as can!

Be bak but werkin! Be werkin hard!!

Dilly be bak!
Ireland be luvly!
Awl hav nice time!
SEE LOTS CARSOLS!!!!!!!!!
Dilly want do fotoes,
show peepol carsols,
show mowntens,
show Chuck an Dilly in horsey carridge!!!!
MWEAH!

Not abol do yet:
Mummy an Daddy hav bad cowds.
Dilly be hed carfterer.
Traynin Chuck be good carfterer.
Dilly be good nerse!
MWEAH!
Blow warm air on Mummy an Daddy.
Keep warm.
Tell Chuck,
no flayme, Chuck.
NO flayme.
Jus warm AIR.
MWEAH!

Layter, goin mayke soop.
If Mummy an Daddy eet all soop,
Dilly let hav appol pie.
If not eet soop,
not get appol pie.
Be rool.
MWEAH!

Dilly be bak wen hewmans abol carfter selfs.
Then be Dilly time blog fotoes.
Huwayy!

Dilly be Nerse

Lots peepol hav colds.
Daddy hav cold, Mummy hav cold, Bob hav cold.
Dilly not hav cold.
Dilly be nerse.
Dilly carfter peepol wiv colds.
Be nerse, wear nerse hat:

Dilly inspekt medsin, Dilly be in charge medsin:
Dilly giv owt medsin, say, "TAYKE! MWEAH! TAYKE!":Dilly tell Bob "BOB! GO BED! GO BED BOB! MWEAH!":
Bob do wat Nerse Dilly say. Bob get better.
Mweah!
Dilly like be nerse.