Dilly hav ickol berfday

Today be Dilly berfday.
Dilly hav 2 berfdays evry yeer.
Hav wun today,
hav uther on St George Day.

Today, Dilly ownly hav ICKOL berfday.
Hav ickol berfday becos Daddy be away.
Daddy be away in Ierland.
Grandad Poppa hav berfday uther day,
be very old.
Daddy go help sellybrayte wiv rest famly.

Dilly, Bob, Mummy stay hynde.


Dilly not spekt hav mutch berfday.
Be awl bizzy,
be at Granny howse wiv Mummy,
help Granny pak,
moov howse this week.
So Dilly not spekt peepol member berfday.

But!
Look wat Dilly find in mornin!

 CARDS!!!

Heer be card from Bob!

Hmmm...

Awwwwwwwwww!
Nessie hav LUVLY SPARKLY card!!

THANK, Nessie!

Heer be card from Mummy an Daddy!
Awww! NOT forget!

Hav carsol!

An Granny buy Dilly speshol Angel caykes for tea...

Awwwww!

An DIlly hav pressents!

Mnorrrr.....pink an gween an sparkly choccy eggs....

An.... huwayyy!!! Pink an gween ribbon!!!!

An....
mweah?
Doodle Book?

Oh!
Be clever arty book!
Dilly haff finish pikchers!
Heer be exslent playce to start...

Dilly ring Daddy in Ierland,
Daddy tell peepol Dilly hav berfday.
Awl famly sing "Happy Berfday" to Dilly!
Sing 2 times!
Wun time jus be peepol, (mostly neffews)
then do gen,
wiv piano an penny wissles.
FNARR!!!

Be ownly ICKOL berfday,
as awl be bizzy
an Daddy be away,
but still be exslent berfday
Still be very HAPPY berfday!

Wat Saynt George's Day be, an hoo be Saynte George!

Today be Saynt George's Day!
Heer be Saynt George's flag.
Be flag ov England, too!

Also be Dilly berfday!
(Dilly hav 2 berfdays, like Kween Lizbeth. Mweah!)

Dilly full nayme be Dilly Saynt George.

Saynt George be teecher ov wagons.

Sumtime peepol heer story rong-
say,
Saynt George FORT wagon.
Not be!
Saynt George TORT wagon!!!!

Sumtime, peepol see pikchers Saynt George an wagon,
think Saynt George hert wagon wiv pokey stik.
Not be!!!
Saynt George TIKKOL wagon under chin!

(Wagons like be tikkold under chin.)

Heer be pikcher wagon playin wiv saynt George!MWEAH!

Now Dilly splayned story,
Dilly show prezzies Dilly get for day!

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Heer be wat Dilly find mornin,
bag ov prezzies!!!!!!!!!!!Ferst prezzie be from Bob.Bob say,
be speshol compass for croco-wagons hoo be navagaytors.MWEAH!
Dilly be GOOD navagaytor!
Dilly sit frunt car,
sho Daddy ware go.

NEXT!!THANK!!

Wat be next??
Huwayy!
Choklit lollipops!!!
Dilly giv wun lollipop Bob.Say,
lollipop hav cheeky Tigger on,
can hav,
share wiv uther cheeky Bears!

Dilly giv wun lollipop Nessie.Nessies luv choklit!
Remind Nessie ov bottom ov Lock Ness,
ware be bit swampy an choklit cullerd.

MWEAH!
Dilly hav wun lollipop left!Be best wun,
be pink an gween!
Dilly sayve for Dilly!
Fnarr!!!!

Norrr....... wat be left?Awww....
be luvly nekless!Be speshol pwinsessy prezzie from Mummy an Daddy!

Aww....wat be? Wat be now?
Mummy hav ickol tryfol for Dilly!Be hav rarzbrys in,
custerd an creeeeeeeeeem.
Nyum!
Dilly like!

Dilly do speshol glide for Saynt George's day,
do evry yeer!
Want watch gen?



Happy Saynt George Day, evwun!
An Happy Berfday to Dilly!
MWEAH!