Granny not be well

Dilly Granny not be well.
Gon hopsikol.
Dilly go vizit.
Nerses NOT WARE NERSEY HATS!!!
Dilly mayke growl.
How ment mayke better if not ware nersey hats?????

Dilly be exslent nerse in nersey hat an help cook too.

Daddy get bad cold!
Cold be in hed.
(Nor!
Not meen be maginary!
Not that way be in hed!
Fnar!
Meen,
mayke HED hert!)

Dilly be nerse!
(Be exslent nerse.
Hav nersey hat.
AWL best nerses hav nersey hats.)

Dilly scribe pill,
uther pill,
(2 pills),
an hot hot tea mayde wiv jazzmin flowers.
Hav in crocowagon mug!Awww!!!!!!!
Daddy drink flowers!
MWEAH!
Mayke better!
(Dilly tell Daddy;
Daddy, be better!
Mweah!
Not argew wiv nerse in nersey hat!)

Awwww
next,
Mummy get cold too!
Dilly hav bizzy week!
Be on nerse dewty lots!

Dilly help Mummy bayke pies.
Nice big pies help feel better.
Dilly help stir middol stuff.
Mummy mayke paystry.
Then mummy put gether.
Dilly tern rown,
see pies,
think Mummy bayke wagonberds!!!!

NORRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NORRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not be put ickol wagonberds in pie, Mummy!
Norrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!

Mummy say,
Norr! Not be, Dilly!
Not be!
Wagonberds not be reel!
Be ownly help hold up paystry!

FNNNARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dilly larf!
(Mummy want larf too,
but can ownly coff.)

For Stanley

Stanley arsk Dilly,
Dilly hav speshol yewniform for carfterin?
MWEAH!
Dilly DO hav yewniform for carfterin!
Dilly hav Nersey Hat!
Dilly do foto gen speshly for Stanley:
Dilly spense tablits.
Payshunt tayke tablit.
Dilly chek REELLY tayke-
Dilly chek mowth,
eevn chek under tung.
Chek under tung be very portant.
Sumtimes Mr Scooter-cat HIDE tablits from vet,
PERTEND swallo,
then spit owt sideways.
Dilly be good nerse.
Allways chek tablit gon.
MWEAH!

Mummy still not well.
Eet soop, eet appol pie.
Tayke tablits.
(REELLY tayke.)
Still not well.

Dilly put fotoes on pewter.
Haff sort owt.
Chooz best fotoes.
(Dilly, Chuck, Carsols.....)

Be bak soon as can!

Mweah! Blogger prfer Dilly!

Fnarr!!!!!!
Be proof Dilly blog be best!
Blogger not let Bob load pikchers up!
Let Dilly load pikchers up!
Mweah!
Dilly pikchers be mor portent.
Heer be:


Dilly see spayce in gardin for mor flowers!
Dilly tayke Mummy gardin centre.
Daddy say "Get red flowers!"
Dilly say "Kay!"
Fnarr!
Daddy not BE in gardin centre.
Ownly Dilly be, an Mummy.
Dilly find luvly PINK flowers.
MWEAH!


Be pikcher ov spayce befor Dilly plarnt pwitty pink flowers in:

Be pikcher ov spayce ARFTER Dilly plarnt pwitty pink flowers IN:-

Mweah! Be betta!

Dilly go inspekt uther fayvrit flowers in frunt gardin......

Heer be snapwagons!-
Heer be toadflax!-Toadflax flower be sayme shaype as snapwagon.
Dilly think be snapwagon tendin to be toad.

Dilly werk hard an hav be kwik.
Be rain lots.

Mummy wants Dilly say, "Mummy cutted lorn befor rayn but arfter camra tayke foto." Mweah? Mweah!
Dilly say.
Mummy ARSK Dilly say, Dilly say.
Dilly be good wagon.

MWEAH!

Today, Dilly tayke Mummy doctor.
Dilly hav nerse hat.
Be good carfterer.

Dilly hav nerse hat.

Then dror pikcher Maggie an Mitch.
Maggie an Mitch be woofer-terryers.
Hav foto mayke Dilly larffff!!!!!
Dilly goin dror.
Dilly like drorin frends.

Hoo want be next arfter Maggie an Mitch?
Mweah?

Dilly be Nerse

Lots peepol hav colds.
Daddy hav cold, Mummy hav cold, Bob hav cold.
Dilly not hav cold.
Dilly be nerse.
Dilly carfter peepol wiv colds.
Be nerse, wear nerse hat:

Dilly inspekt medsin, Dilly be in charge medsin:
Dilly giv owt medsin, say, "TAYKE! MWEAH! TAYKE!":Dilly tell Bob "BOB! GO BED! GO BED BOB! MWEAH!":
Bob do wat Nerse Dilly say. Bob get better.
Mweah!
Dilly like be nerse.