ST GEORGE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY SAYNTE GEORGE DAY!!
Huwaayyy!!!!
Be speshow day for Dilly,
be Dilly uther berfday!

Dilly see speshow van park owtside howse!!!
Be fwom best flower shop in town!!!

 FNARR!!!!!!!!!!

Dilly put on speshow Eastery bonnet:

Layter,
Dilly an Nessie hav Angel Caykes.

NYUM NYUM NYUM
PINK CAYKE!!!

Fnarr!!

Dilly hav luvly day.
Hav luvly day too?

BE DILLY BERFDAY!!!!!!!

BE DILLY BERFDAY!!!

Dilly hav 2 berfdays evwy yeer, like Qween Lisbeth.
Today be ferst berfday this yeer.

HUWAYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mummy wayke up Dilly.
(Dilly been sleep in box ov ribbons!)
Mummy say,
"HAPPY BERFDAY, DILLY!!"
Dilly say, "Mnorr?" -Dilly forget!!!

 Dilly better go get dresst up for berfday KWIKLY!!!!

MWEAH! Be better!

Dilly open cards ferst!-

Awwww... be pwitty; be gween an pink an hav bow an flowers an cat (be fwom Mummy an Daddy)

NEXT!!

Aww! Be long crocowagon!!!

Be fwom Bob, an Nessie, an Mr Scooter, an Pilchard Familee (familee ov cats awl calld Pilchard)

Now.......pwesents!!!

Awww be fwom Bob! Wat be? Wat be? (Be nice pink tishoo payper!)

Oh! Be new wibbon!!!! PINK wibbon!!!!!!

THANK Bob!!!! (Fnar! Dilly giv Bob hug! Bob not like! Fnar!)

Mmnnnnnnrrr....wat be? Long thin pwesent... be nayke????

HWWWWWAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Think ment be pensil. But Dilly think be better as magic fairwy wand!!!

...or....... be tikkol stik for tikkling Bob!!! FNAR!!! Bob not like!!!!

Nyumm!!! Choklit bug!!!

Ooooo Dilly hav LOTS pwesents!!!!

Choklit mousies! Be pink an wite....hmmm.... Dilly hav idea!

Giv wite choklit mousie Bob.....

....giv wite choklit mousie Daddy....

.....giv wite choklit mousie Nessie....

HWARRR!!!!!!!! Now Dilly hav awl PINK mousies!!!

Now larst pwesent. Hmnn be biggest!.......

Huwayyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! Be toy dinowagons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dilly goin hav fun ventchers bein dinowagon! Fnarr!

Dilly hav lotsa pwesents an luvly cards!!!!

Layter, hav cayke! An choklit cwossants an strorbry custerd (be pink custerd!) be luvly!!!!!!!!!!

Dilly happy wagon!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mnor? Wat age be??


2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dilly an Nessie play joke on Bob

FNARRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dilly play joke on Bob!
Dilly play joke on Bob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smornin,
Dilly an Nessie arsk Bob play hide-seek.
Bob say ok, want play.
Dilly say, Dilly an Nessie hide ferst.
Wen Bob tern rownd,
cownt,
Dilly an Nessie not moov!!!!!!
FNARR!!!
Not go hide!
Not go!!!!
Fnarr!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next,
Bob tern rownd an JUMP!
FNARR!!
Not noe Dilly an Nessie still be!
Dilly an Nessie mayke Bob jump,
go "FWERR!" an fall bakwerds!!!!


FNAR
NARRRRRRRRRRRRNARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
NARRRRRRRRNARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob not think funny.
Bob not get joke!
Go sulk AWL DAY!!!
Bob not hav sense hewmer.
Bob not hav sense smell, niver.
FNARRRRRRRNARRRRRRRRRNARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dilly hav ickol berfday

Today be Dilly berfday.
Dilly hav 2 berfdays evry yeer.
Hav wun today,
hav uther on St George Day.

Today, Dilly ownly hav ICKOL berfday.
Hav ickol berfday becos Daddy be away.
Daddy be away in Ierland.
Grandad Poppa hav berfday uther day,
be very old.
Daddy go help sellybrayte wiv rest famly.

Dilly, Bob, Mummy stay hynde.


Dilly not spekt hav mutch berfday.
Be awl bizzy,
be at Granny howse wiv Mummy,
help Granny pak,
moov howse this week.
So Dilly not spekt peepol member berfday.

But!
Look wat Dilly find in mornin!

 CARDS!!!

Heer be card from Bob!

Hmmm...

Awwwwwwwwww!
Nessie hav LUVLY SPARKLY card!!

THANK, Nessie!

Heer be card from Mummy an Daddy!
Awww! NOT forget!

Hav carsol!

An Granny buy Dilly speshol Angel caykes for tea...

Awwwww!

An DIlly hav pressents!

Mnorrrr.....pink an gween an sparkly choccy eggs....

An.... huwayyy!!! Pink an gween ribbon!!!!

An....
mweah?
Doodle Book?

Oh!
Be clever arty book!
Dilly haff finish pikchers!
Heer be exslent playce to start...

Dilly ring Daddy in Ierland,
Daddy tell peepol Dilly hav berfday.
Awl famly sing "Happy Berfday" to Dilly!
Sing 2 times!
Wun time jus be peepol, (mostly neffews)
then do gen,
wiv piano an penny wissles.
FNARR!!!

Be ownly ICKOL berfday,
as awl be bizzy
an Daddy be away,
but still be exslent berfday
Still be very HAPPY berfday!