Daddy hav cold, Mummy hav cold, Bob hav cold.
Dilly not hav cold.
Dilly be nerse.
Dilly carfter peepol wiv colds.
Be nerse, wear nerse hat:
Dilly inspekt medsin, Dilly be in charge medsin:
Dilly giv owt medsin, say, "TAYKE! MWEAH! TAYKE!":
Mweah!
Dilly like be nerse.