Dilly see Hedgermahogin an go Bob's berfday party.

Dilly not get foto ov Hedgermahogin in Dilly garden.
But Dilly see uther Hedgermahogin at Granny's howse!
Dilly put cat food on Granny's doorstep an wayte.
Hear "tink tink!"
Dilly say Granny, "Be hog! Open dor, see!"Mweah!
Hedgermahogin!
("tink tink" be sownd prikols on playte!)
See?
Foto not be vewy cleer, not be vewy good.
But not want tayke uther,
not want scare hog.
See?
Be hedgermahogin!
Huwayyy!
Dilly be glad show pikcher!

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Saterday be Bob's berfday.
Dilly get Bob card....
Mummy say, best be card wiv Bear on.
Dilly say, best be card wiv pink on!
Dilly find perfeck card:Dilly wrap present in Lisa Simpson payper.
Bob like Lisa Simpson.

Dilly present be gingerbred bear!
Layter, hav berfday tea.
Dilly ware Medeevol Pwinsess hat for party!Hav lots yum party food!
Dilly hav cayke wiv pink Piglet on!
Dilly hav choklit biskit,
be in shaype ov Croco-wagon!
Mweah!
Dilly like!

Dilly hav good weekend.
Hav good weekend too?

Dilly feed Hedgermahogin

Hedgehogs vizit Dilly garden.
Dilly call hedgehog Hedgermahogin.
Dilly feed Hedgermahogin.
Get food reddy:
Dilly yewz flower-pot dish,
Corned Beef,
cat biskits.
Dilly cut up meat.
Mayke ickol bits.Dilly add crunchy biskits,
ickol wuns.Dilly put dish near Hedgermahogin dor;
Hedgermahogin dor be under fence:
Dilly wisper at dor,
say, "Dinner reddy, Hedgie! Dinner be reddy now!"MWEAH!
Dilly come inside.
Not scare Hedgermahogin away.
Hedgermahogin be shy!
Dilly see if abol tayke sneeky foto layter,
but not want mayke Hedgie jump.

Mummy like hedgehogs.
Say, eet slugs in garden,
carfter flowers.
Like Hedgehogs too?
See in garden?
Wat feed?