Friday, 12 February 2010

Dilly hav uther award! Huwayy!



Dilly reseev Sweet Fwend Award for bein a sweet fwend. Fnarr!
Heer be:


Aww be nice,
be pink!
Dilly like!
Award be from Woodstock.

THANK, WOODSTOCK!!!!!

Heer be Woodstock:

Woodstock be Bear,
but be Bear ov hi kaliber.
Dilly not meet Woodstock,
but Dilly suspekt Woodstock probly hav baths.

Leest sumtime.
OK leest 2 time.

Enyway suspekt not smell like Bob.

Or if do,
suspekt not boast bowt bodily smells like Bob.

FNARRR!!!!!!!!!!!


Now Dilly hav say list things mayke Dilly happy,
an Dilly hav do wun today.

  • 1: Fwends- fwends Dilly hav met an huggd: like Julie an Chuck Fwends, an fwends. Dilly not meet an huggd but kno on blogs
  • uther: Rok mewsik (Dilly be rok chik).
  • uther: Bows an ribbons (kollektin ov, sortin ov, warin ov).
  • uther: Tommy Lee Jones.
  • uther: Sparkly things, like Crismoss Lites an Seekwins.
  • uther: Pink an gween.
  • uther: CSI. (Dilly sing along Hoo mewsik an like Rayshio).(Dilly goin watch CSI today an do air gitar to Hoo. Mweah.)
  • uther: Gliding.
  • uther: Carsols, an viziting wagons living in carsols.
  • 2: Fairy caykes an angel cayke an Battenburg cayke. (Be pwinsessy caykes.)
Now ment parss on to 2 uther fwends.........
Nor!
Dilly not like hav pik!
Dilly not do!
Carnt mayke Dilly do!
Carnt mayke!
Sharnt!
Sharnt!
NENENENENENENEH!
Fnarr!
If be fwend, pleez tayke award from Dilly.
MWEAH!
Dilly do own rools.
Fnar.


Wednesday, 10 February 2010

How to cownt Wagon.



Uther day, Beanie Mouse leev messidge for Dilly.
Heer be Beanie Mouse:

Beanie Mouse say like way Dilly cownt.
Say, not kno can be mor than wun 1.

Dilly think,
maybe explayne how wagons cownt.
(Awl weptiles cownt sayme way.)
(An fwogs too, but fwogs not be reptiles.)
(Leest not full time reptiles, ownly part time.)

Kay!

Heer be how cownt wagon.
Ferst must kno 2 rools-

Ferst rool ov wagon-cownt be-

EVRYTHING be 1 thing or 2 things.

That be awl.
"Simples!"


Heer be xampol.
How menny meerkats can see?

Arnser be...... 2!

Heer be how Dilly cownt meerkats in pikcher:

Wun meerkat + uther meerkat + uther meerkat.
THINK: wun + uther = 2,
tharefor number meerkats = 2.


Wagon cownt be exslent way to cownt.
This way, evwun hav 2 ov evthing,
nowun need be narsty,
nowun need do war.
Most war be for this-
"Hmm that man hav mor! Hav go kill an tayke wat hav!"
Nor nor nor nor norrrrrrrrr!
If awl hav 2, not need go war.
Not need go war if awl hav sayme.
This be wagon wisdom.

An sumtime if sumwun ownly hav WUN,
uther person SEE ownly hav wun,
say,
"Heer go, hav wun mine. Now hav 2!"
psssst.... uther person STILL hav 2 as well!
This be possbol becos ov  
second rool of wagon-cownt:
2s come in diffrent sizes.


Wun + uther =2
Wun + uther + uther = 2 (bit bigger 2).

Sees?
Simples!

Dilly hope be awl cleer now.
Kay?

Now go praktiss cownt meerkats.

Saturday, 6 February 2010

Mweah!



Dilly inkewbayte egg AWL NITE.

Egg go rumbol rumbol rumbol....
crak open!

Mweahhh????

Be choklit beens!!!!



Dilly share.
Sayve pink beens (best).

Giv uther cullers to Bears

.












Nessie hav wun pink been.
Dilly hav wun pink been an awl egg shell.

FNARR!!!!
Dilly be exslent sharer.


Friday, 5 February 2010

Dilly hav egg to hatch



Yestaday,
Dilly go on bus wiv Mummy.
(Bob not go:
Bears not lowd on bus,
too smelly.)

Go in town.
Mummy not buy mutch.
Mummy do 'nearly gots'.
Mummy say,
"Go town, nearly got new bag,
nearly got new top,
nearly got new jumper,
nearly got new book......"

MWEAH!
Nuff wiv nearly gots, Mummy!
Nuff!

Dilly get egg.
Dilly goin hatch egg.
Eat shell for brekfarst morro.
Mnnorrrr..........Wunder wat be inside?

Notiss Dilly hat?
JULIE mayke broach for Dilly!
Be luvvvvvvvly, be pink!
Sumtime Dilly pin on dress,
sumtime ware as hat,
(pin on ribbon in Dilly's antenna-bow)
Like?
Mweah!
Dilly like!

Wednesday, 3 February 2010

Dilly hav award from Miss Peach!!!



Look wat award Miss Peach giv Dilly!!!
HUWAYY!!!!!

THANK,  
Miss Peach!!

Now Dilly hav parss on to 2 peepol.
Norrrrrrrrrrr......................be hard! Dilly want giv ward to AWL Dilly frends.
AWL!
Norrrrrrrrrrrrrr...........

K.
Dilly syde give to frends from awl rownd werld, diffrent countrys!

1...  JULIE!!!! Be Dilly luvly luvly frend in north England. Julie be creativ an clever an nice. Dilly luv Julie muchly.

uther1...  Maggie an Mitch, hoo be luvly loyal frends in Merryka, an hav luvly blog too, wiv cewt fotoes. Awlways mayke Dilly larf an larff!!!!

uther1...  Bumblevee, hoo be Snow Pwinsess in Canadia. Mayke luvly dollys an mayke Dilly smile.

uther1...Stardust, hoo be speshol laydy in Japan. Stardust be gentol an luving an clever.

2...  Feronia, hoo liv in Ostraylia, an do luvly rytins wiv luvly pikchers, an hoo send Dillt luvly pink card for Crismoss. Fnarr!


ROOLS

(Rools! Pah!)
  • Pleez put pikcher ov award on blog, 
  • pik uther peepol to giv, 
  • an say that award riggernayte from heer.

Mweah!
Dilly do rools own way.
Fnar!

Thursday, 21 January 2010

Dilly darnce wiv Kirov ballay pwinsesses.



Kirov Ballay pwinsesses be on TV!


Dilly say,
"Norrrrrrrrrrrr.............
Dilly wish darnce wiv Kirov Ballay pwinsesses!
Dilly be exslent darncer,
Dilly be pwinsessy.
Dilly want darnce wiv!"

Mummy say,
"DO!"
Say,
"Go joyne in NOW, Dilly!"

Fnar!
Dilly do!

WATCH!
 
Up on tippy toze!


Wayve arms!


Dilly joyne in line!




Lean bak!


Mweah!
Dilly be exslent darncer!
Mweah!
Dilly like!


ps... like new bows an pinkness an flowers on Dilly blog?

Wednesday, 20 January 2010

Dilly be show foto soon if stinky Bear get off pewter long nuff.



Dilly been away long time,
been help carter Granny.
Granny not been well.
Be in hopsikol 2 times.

Mummy an Dilly be home for few days now.
Goin try blog,
Dilly hav fotoes!
Dilly do darnce,
do ballay darnce!
Got foto!
Goin show!
Mweah!

Now need get Bob off pewter.
BOB!
OFF PEWTER!
DILLY TERN!!


Mweah.
Bob be told.


Thursday, 24 December 2009

CRISMOSS PRESSIE!!! An arnsers to quiz!



Dilly be at Granny's howse gen!
Dilly an famly be at Granny's for Crismoss.

Heer be Granny an Daddy today.

Both do puzzol books.

Granny be luvly an hav luvly tree.
Heer be Granny's luvly tree
(sorry for stinky Bear in pikcher)
Dilly luv Crissmoss,
Dilly luv Crissmoss trees-
be pwitty,
be sparkly,
be awl pwinsessy an luvly.


Dilly hav present allreddy!
MWEAH!

Present be extra speshow-
present be from JULIE!!!!!!!!!!

AWWWWWWW....
THANK, JULIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Thank for speshow gween tishoo payper, too,
an thank for wagonberd laybol.
Julie pay tenshun detayle.
Mweah.
Dilly notiss.)


Heer be pikcher Granny's crib.
Crib hav lots lots wagons in!















FNARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Bob be jelloss- no Bears!



 FNARR! Nex foto mayke Dilly larf-


















Can spot Miss Fluffy?
(Cloo: look for tayle.)


FNARRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Miss Fluffy like bags,
speshly bags that mayke nice crunch noyze.

OK...Heer be arnsers to Wagonberd quiz
  • Starling
  • Dunnock (sum peepol call "Hedge Sparrow")
  • Collared Dove
  • Wren
  • Blackbird
  • Robin
How do?


Dilly hope be abol blog gen soon,
but sumtime thingy not werk.
Then Dilly not abol log on.
EEVN wen Dilly say pewter,
in best wagon voyse,
"WERK! WERK, PEWTER! WERK!"
an growl,
still not go.
Mweah.
Probly be boy.

If not abol come bak soon,
Dilly say
"HAPPY CRISMOSS EVWUN!!!!"

Mweah!
Dilly like!

Friday, 18 December 2009

Dilly mayke QUIZ!!!



Hav LOTS LOTS snow in Dilly garden!!!!!!!
Birds be cold!
Get under hats!
Now Dilly not shor wat berd be wat berd....

Can say wat berds be under hats????

Fnarr!
Put wat berds yu think be, in comments!!!!

Thursday, 17 December 2009

Cwismoss Songs



Chuck sing Cwismoss song on blog.
Mayke Dilly think ov song too!
MWEAH!
Heer be-
(Noe tewn?)

Jingle Bells,
Bob Bear Smells,
Smelly evry day,
Not hav barth
fow 2 yeers,
BIG BIG 2,
Dilly say!

FNARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FNARRR!!!!!!!!!!

Don't ferget,
vote in Dilly Cwissmoss Poll!
Scroll down on rite!


Monday, 14 December 2009

Dilly mayke blog Cwismossy...


Like how Dilly mayke blog Cwismossy?
Mweah!
Hav bows!
Fnnarrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Thursday, 10 December 2009

Crismoss Poll


Dilly been bizzy help carfter Granny.
Granny not be well long time.
Gettin better.
Dilly be exslent nerse.
Mweah!

Dilly mayke Granny larf!
Dilly talk bowt Crismoss.
Be Crismoss soon.

Dilly say,
Farther Crismoss bring presents for Grannys?
Granny say,
"Mweah! Corsssse!!!"
Dilly like Granny.
Granny speek Dilly langwidge.

Now Dilly do new poll,
do for Crismoss.
Heer be kwestchun-

Kwestchun: Hoo pfer come down chimney wiv Farther Crismoss?

arnser 1: Ickol pwinsessy wagon in pink tutu an sparkly bow smell flowers an sparkol?
or-
arnser 2: Ickol stinky bear, not abol carry presents as bizzy scratchin bottom.

MWEAH!

Pleez vote now!!!!!!!!!!
Fnarrrr!

As be Cwissmoss,
Dilly open lots old polls for mor votes.
Awl be open till Cwissmoss Eev.
If miss befor, vote now!
Dilly be exslent syentiffik resertcher.

(Dilly dispoyntid most peepol get rong arnser larst time.
Dilly be forgivin wagon.
Mweah.
Try harder pleez.)