BE DILLY BERFDAY!!!!!!!

BE DILLY BERFDAY!!!

Dilly hav 2 berfdays evwy yeer, like Qween Lisbeth.
Today be ferst berfday this yeer.

HUWAYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mummy wayke up Dilly.
(Dilly been sleep in box ov ribbons!)
Mummy say,
"HAPPY BERFDAY, DILLY!!"
Dilly say, "Mnorr?" -Dilly forget!!!

 Dilly better go get dresst up for berfday KWIKLY!!!!

MWEAH! Be better!

Dilly open cards ferst!-

Awwww... be pwitty; be gween an pink an hav bow an flowers an cat (be fwom Mummy an Daddy)

NEXT!!

Aww! Be long crocowagon!!!

Be fwom Bob, an Nessie, an Mr Scooter, an Pilchard Familee (familee ov cats awl calld Pilchard)

Now.......pwesents!!!

Awww be fwom Bob! Wat be? Wat be? (Be nice pink tishoo payper!)

Oh! Be new wibbon!!!! PINK wibbon!!!!!!

THANK Bob!!!! (Fnar! Dilly giv Bob hug! Bob not like! Fnar!)

Mmnnnnnnrrr....wat be? Long thin pwesent... be nayke????

HWWWWWAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Think ment be pensil. But Dilly think be better as magic fairwy wand!!!

...or....... be tikkol stik for tikkling Bob!!! FNAR!!! Bob not like!!!!

Nyumm!!! Choklit bug!!!

Ooooo Dilly hav LOTS pwesents!!!!

Choklit mousies! Be pink an wite....hmmm.... Dilly hav idea!

Giv wite choklit mousie Bob.....

....giv wite choklit mousie Daddy....

.....giv wite choklit mousie Nessie....

HWARRR!!!!!!!! Now Dilly hav awl PINK mousies!!!

Now larst pwesent. Hmnn be biggest!.......

Huwayyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! Be toy dinowagons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dilly goin hav fun ventchers bein dinowagon! Fnarr!

Dilly hav lotsa pwesents an luvly cards!!!!

Layter, hav cayke! An choklit cwossants an strorbry custerd (be pink custerd!) be luvly!!!!!!!!!!

Dilly happy wagon!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mnor? Wat age be??


2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dilly giv Mummy luvly card

Yestaday be Mother's Day.
Dilly giv Mummy luvly card.
Card be pikcher ov smiley flutterbug!!!

Mummy like!
MWEAH!
Dilly like too!
Dilly hav good tayste.
(not like Bob.)

FNAR!!!

Dilly be bak an do new thing

Dilly be bak gen!
Huway!!

Dilly goin do sumthing new on Dilly blog!
Dilly goin reevoo books!!

Hee be Dilly ferst reevoo:

• WAT BE NAYME OV BOOK?: A Lovely Love Story
• HOO MAYDE BOOK?: Edward Monkton
• WAT BOOK BE BOWT?:Luvly dinowagon meet lonley boy dinowagon an dinowagons fall in luv an sit on hill in sun.
• HOW LONG BE?: 2 pages, not vewy long.
• HAV WAGONS IN?: Mweah
• HAV BEARS IN?: Nor
• BUY, BORROW or BURN?: Buy! Buy!

Mweah! Dilly like!

bye bye for now

DIlly be sorry to bring bad news,
but Dilly not abol blog becos
hav carfter Mummy.
Mummy hav bad hed.
Be all xorsted.
Dilly, Bob an Mummy not be blog for wile,
hav tayke brayke.

Maybe if noe Mummy address,
send sumthing say hullo,
say not worry, Mummy,
feel better soon.

Mummy be feel vewy low.
Dilly goin do ear hugs.
Bob do hed hugs.

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Dilly be bak wen can,
pwomiss!!!!

Dilly's Cwismoss

Dilly been having luvly time!

Father Cwismoss leev presents in soks for Bob an Dilly!

DILLY GET TCHAARA!!!!
MWeah!
AWL pwinsesses shud hav tchaara!

Wat else?
Wat else?
Ooor! Choklit angels!!!

....an wat?
Ooor! Magical Klide-a-scope!!!

Bob giv Dilly present!!!

Wat be? Wat be?

Orr! Be cookie dinowagon!!!
Fnarr!
Bob say be calld 'dinoclaus'!
Fnarr!
Bob be funny!

Nex open present from Beanie.
Beanie send 2 pikcher cards!
MWEAH!
DILLY LIKE LOTS!!!!
Hav crocowagons on!!!!

Nex Mummy bring hot choklit cwossonts.
Be yum!

Arfter, awl go Unkol David's howse for Cwismoss dinner. Awl be luvly day!!!!

Dilly hope evbody hav luvly days!!!!

Mewy Cwismoss!!!!!!!!!

Happy Cwismoss evbodeeee!!!!!!!!!!

Wagon berds in Dilly's snowy garden.

Dilly garden be under lots snow!
Dilly put food owt for wagon berds.
Wagon berds get cold!
Need lots food keep warm!
Heer be pikcher Dilly tayke blakberd;

Heer be pikcher Dilly tayke ov uther blakberd:

Heer be pikcher Dilly tayke ov both blakberds gether:

FNARRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do feed wagon berds?

Dilly been upset

Dilly been bein vewy upset.
Miss Fluffy died.
Dilly never looz payshunt befor.
Dilly be awlways exslent nerse!
Dilly be sad.

Mummy say,
be ok,
an not be Dilly falt.
NOT be Dilly falt.
Dilly be good nerse.
Werk hard.
Be gentol to Miss Fluffy.

Por Miss Fluffy go cat Heven now.

Mummy be sad too.
Dilly say,
Miss Fluffy be at Raynbow Bridge, Mummy!
Be play wiv flutterbyes an run in sun!
Be wiv Mama cat an sister cat, Figs.
Be ok, Mummy!

Dilly buy speshow Crismoss present fow Mummy,
mayke Mummy smile.