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Mweah!
Hav bows!
Fnnarrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crismoss Poll

Dilly been bizzy help carfter Granny.
Granny not be well long time.
Gettin better.
Dilly be exslent nerse.
Mweah!

Dilly mayke Granny larf!
Dilly talk bowt Crismoss.
Be Crismoss soon.

Dilly say,
Farther Crismoss bring presents for Grannys?
Granny say,
"Mweah! Corsssse!!!"
Dilly like Granny.
Granny speek Dilly langwidge.

Now Dilly do new poll,
do for Crismoss.
Heer be kwestchun-

Kwestchun: Hoo pfer come down chimney wiv Farther Crismoss?

arnser 1: Ickol pwinsessy wagon in pink tutu an sparkly bow smell flowers an sparkol?
or-
arnser 2: Ickol stinky bear, not abol carry presents as bizzy scratchin bottom.

MWEAH!

Pleez vote now!!!!!!!!!!
Fnarrrr!

As be Cwissmoss,
Dilly open lots old polls for mor votes.
Awl be open till Cwissmoss Eev.
If miss befor, vote now!
Dilly be exslent syentiffik resertcher.

(Dilly dispoyntid most peepol get rong arnser larst time.
Dilly be forgivin wagon.
Mweah.
Try harder pleez.)

Thankin

Larst week be time for Merrykans be thankin.
Not hav Thankin Day in Ingland.
Still sum Merrykan peepol rite Dilly an say,
"Kno Dilly not do Thankin Day,
but still be thankin Dilly for bein fwend!"
Ahhh!!!!!!!!!
Be vewy nice!
THANK!
Thank fwends!
Thank be Dilly fwends!

Mayke Dilly think,
"Norrrrr......... Wat else be Dilly do thank for?"

Dilly mayke list.
Heer be.

Thankin be gween, not brown (stinky culler).
Thankin be wagon, not Bear (stinky speesheez).
Thankin be clever, not dum (MWEAH).

FNARRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DILLY MAYKE JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FNARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poll results an new poll

Larst munth,
Dilly do poll.
Be-

Kwestchun: If sumwun go nok nok on dor, hoo pfer be?

Arnser 1: Sweet ickol wagon, awl prinsessy wiv pink bows?
Arnser 2: Stinky bear not hav barth in 2 yeers (BIG 2)?

Thank for voting!!
Most peepol say Arnser 1.
MWEAH! WELL DUN!
Most peepol get rite arnser!
Fnarr!

Kay, heer be new poll.

Kwestchun: Granny cats Scooter an Miss Fluffy be moovin to liv wiv Dilly an Bob.
To help cats settol in, shud Dilly spwinkol Bob awl over wiv catnip?

Arnser 1: MWEAH! DO! DO SPWINKOL BOB WIV CATNIP! FNAR!
Arnser 2: Norrr, not do. (Be borwin arnser.)

Fnarr!
Dilly hope evwun go vote!
Vote vote vote!
Fnar!

Dilly Granny be home now!
Be ok but be vewy kwyert.
Dilly think Granny be tyerd.
Dilly sing lluullabys to Granny,
sing LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI!
LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI!
LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI!
LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI!
LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI!

(haff heer Dilly to get rite effekt)

Fnarr!!!!!!

Lots flowers be dliverd for Granny.
Dilly help raynge flowers,
put awl pink flowers in wun pot!
Be best!
Fnar!
MWEAH!
Dilly like!

Granny not be well

Dilly Granny not be well.
Gon hopsikol.
Dilly go vizit.
Nerses NOT WARE NERSEY HATS!!!
Dilly mayke growl.
How ment mayke better if not ware nersey hats?????

Dilly goin be speshol flower gerl at wedding!

THANK for voting in poll.
Poll still open,
open till nitetime SUNDAY.
If not vote allreddy,
GO VOTE NOW!
Mweah!

MEENWILE..................

Dilly glide............
Dilly glide long long way,
go see Miss Peach!!!!
Heer be Miss Peach:
Miss Peach hav WEDDING soon!!!
Dilly goin be speshol flower gerl,
be speshol Bridal Escort.
Look!
Heer be proof,
from Miss Peach blog!!!Mweah?
If go see Miss Peach's blog,
reed awl bowt.

Miss Peach be awl speshol,
pwinsessy an luvly.

MWEAH!
DILLY LIKE!

New Poll!!

Soon be Halloween!

Halloween be time wen ickol peepol come nok nok on dor.
Say "TRIK, TREET!"
Mummy an Daddy yewzlly tend not be in.
Tern off lite,
be kwyert.
Fnarr!!!!
Mummy sumtime put notiss on dor,
say, GO WAY!!!!!

FNARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
FNAR!

Giv Dilly new idea for poll!

Heer be-

Kwestchun: If sumwun go nok nok on dor, hoo pfer be?

Arnser 1: Sweet ickol wagon, awl prinsessy wiv pink bows?
Arnser 2: Stinky bear not hav barth in 2 yeers (BIG 2)?

Pleez vote in poll!!!
Pres vote button in colum on rite!!!

Dilly be exslent nerse in nersey hat an help cook too.

Daddy get bad cold!
Cold be in hed.
(Nor!
Not meen be maginary!
Not that way be in hed!
Fnar!
Meen,
mayke HED hert!)

Dilly be nerse!
(Be exslent nerse.
Hav nersey hat.
AWL best nerses hav nersey hats.)

Dilly scribe pill,
uther pill,
(2 pills),
an hot hot tea mayde wiv jazzmin flowers.
Hav in crocowagon mug!Awww!!!!!!!
Daddy drink flowers!
MWEAH!
Mayke better!
(Dilly tell Daddy;
Daddy, be better!
Mweah!
Not argew wiv nerse in nersey hat!)

Awwww
next,
Mummy get cold too!
Dilly hav bizzy week!
Be on nerse dewty lots!

Dilly help Mummy bayke pies.
Nice big pies help feel better.
Dilly help stir middol stuff.
Mummy mayke paystry.
Then mummy put gether.
Dilly tern rown,
see pies,
think Mummy bayke wagonberds!!!!

NORRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NORRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not be put ickol wagonberds in pie, Mummy!
Norrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!

Mummy say,
Norr! Not be, Dilly!
Not be!
Wagonberds not be reel!
Be ownly help hold up paystry!

FNNNARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dilly larf!
(Mummy want larf too,
but can ownly coff.)

Be like Miss Fluffy!

Dilly find cartoon bowt funny cat!
WATCH!
Mweah, do!
BE XAKTLY LIKE MISS FLUFFY!
Fnnarrrrrrr!!!



(Not LOOK like Miss Fluffy-
Miss Fluffy be blak an be fluffy.
But AKT like Miss FLuffy.
Eevn SOWND like!
Sownd XAKTLY like!)

Mweah!
Dilly Like!
Mayke Mummy larff so hard,
hav coffing fit!!!
(Luky Dilly be good nerse!)

Miss Peach

Dilly not do blog for long time!

Meenwile Dilly do luvly things.
Dilly alway do luvly things,
be pwinsessy.
Mweah.

Dilly get pwesent from Miss Peach!!!
Heer be Miss Peach:Miss Peach send card,
be awl mayde by paw.
(Miss Peach's Mummy help bit)
be luvly!:Hav ickol wagonflys inside:Miss Peach send big stamp:
Misss Peach say,
can mayke pwitty card wiv?
MWEAH!
Dilly mayke!

Dilly mayke wiv lots lots layers:Tdarr!
Yewz speshol varnish,
go crackly!
Then Dilly stik lots glitter.
Dilly get lots glitter evware!
Glitter on carpet,
on sofa,
on taybol,
on snowt!!!!Now hav stik on card.
Dilly think,
wat culler card be?
Think...

think..................



think.............................



(think hard as be portent)




think....................



MWEAH!

PINK!!!!!Fnarrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dilly goin send Miss Peach!
Send wiv dryd rose buds.Dilly buy from New Forest.Mweah!Miss Peach be luvly, pwinsessy.
Like rose buds.
Like for wedding wiv big blak cat boyfrend.

Now Dilly go tell Miss Peach com see blog!

Mweah!
Dilly like!

Dilly see wagon in sky!!!

Dilly be joyin thunder awl summer!
Thunder be wagons in sky!
MWEAH!
BE!

Uther day,
Dilly SEE wagon in sky!
See too?
Heer be-Nor?
Nor?
Not see?
Dilly help-NOW see?
MWEAH!!!!!
Now see!!!!!!!!!!
FNARRRRRR!!!!!!

Dilly like!