Monday, 10 March 2008

MWEAH! Dilly be pink pwinsess!




You Are Miss Piggy



A total princess and diva, you're totally in charge - even if people don't know it.

You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won't settle for anything less.

You're going to be a total star, and you won't let any of the "little people" get in your way.

Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift!

Fnarrr!
Fnarrrr!!!!!!!!!
Mweah!
Dilly like!
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Tuesday, 4 March 2008

Sleepy Sheeps

Dilly find luvley pikcher.
Be pikcher sleepy sheeps.
Sleepy BAYBY sheeps.
Mayke Dilly go ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........

Dilly think,
"Post on Dilly blog, mayke other peepol go ahhhhhhh!"
MWEAH!
Dilly do!

Mayke go ahhhh?

MWEAH!
Dilly like!

Friday, 29 February 2008

MWEAH! Obvious!

Dilly do kwiz,
find owt wat Rock Star nayme be!
MWEAH!




Your Rockstar Name Is...



Dragon Princess


MWEAH!
Dilly like!

Tuesday, 26 February 2008

Fwog win Oscar!

Look wat Dilly find on Fwog's blog!
MWEAH!
Fwog win "Best Fwog"!

Go see Fwog's blog! Be bwillyant blog!

Fwog be Dilly fwend!

MWEAH!
Dilly like!

Monday, 25 February 2008

SMALL nose! SMALL!



Dilly look in dikshnry.....
look up "snowt".

Ms Creek say Dilly hav long nose. Say, snowt an nose be sayme thing.

Dilly say snowt meen nose an mowth.
= Dilly hav long snowt but SMALL nose.

Wat say in dikshnry?









MWEAH! Diksnry say Dilly rite!

Awwwwwwwwww........ Look wat else Dilly find!!!!!!!!!


MWEAH!
Dilly like!

Thursday, 21 February 2008

Noses an Snowts

Noses an Snowts not be sayme thing!
Dilly hav long SNOWT but Dilly hav SMALL NOSE.
Heer be xampols ov noses an snowts- MWEAH!
Dilly not hav big nose!
Dilly hav small nose on long snowt!
MWEAH!

Wednesday, 20 February 2008

Thank for award!

MWEAH!
a.bananna giv Dilly award!
THANK, a.bananna!

Dilly want parss on to Chuck! Dilly like Chuck! Chuck be funny wagon!
Dilly want parss on to Fwog, too!! Dilly like Fwog! Fwog be funny fwog!

Hnarr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a.bananna, Chuck an Fwog all preeeeshiate Dilly.

Ms Cweek not preeeeshiate Dilly.
Ms Cweek say Dilly hav big nose.
Dilly NOT hav big nose!
Dilly hav SMALL nose on long snowt!

MWEAH!

Daddy get Ms Cweek salt an pepper pot fwom Ireland.
Dilly hide.
Not send.
Dilly hide.
MWEAH!

Thursday, 14 February 2008

Mweah! Dilly hav ariskratik tye-tol!

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Her Most Serene Highness Lady Dilly the Carnivorous of Lesser Wobbleton
Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

Tuesday, 12 February 2008

Happy Valentine's Day, Chuck!


Happy Valentine Day Chuck!
MWEAH!
Dilly post Valentine for Chuck 2 day errly!
Chuck be snowd in.
Lots sno whare Chuck liv!


Chuck be Dilly Valentine becos lots reezons.


Heer be reezons wy Chuck be Dilly Valentine:


(1) Chuck be wagon
(other 1) Chuck be gween
(other 1) Chuck mayke Dilly larf
(other 1) Chuck be luvley
(other 1) Chuck be hansum
(other 1) Chuck hav luvley tayle
(other 1) Chuck come slide down bannister wiv Dilly
(other 1) Chuck like bugz
(other 1) Chuck be clever
(other 1) Chuck be good speller
(other 1) Chuck be good blogger
(other 1) Chuck like be tickold
(other 1) Chuck like carsols
(other 1) Chuck like dwess like pie-rayte
(other 1) Chuck send Dilly luvley hat
(other 1) Chuck think Dilly be luvley
(other 1) Chuck be good fwend
(other 1) Chuck famly be good fwends
(2) Tommy Lee Jones auweddy hav gerlfwend

Wednesday, 6 February 2008

Bee bed!

Beez come Dilly garden larst yeer!
Go in owt, in owt, in owt hole in wall.
Dilly Daddy buy bed for beez.
Want beez go in bed, not wall.
Dilly look in Bee bed.
Dilly see sum holes be tukt in!
Dilly cownt....

Mweah!
TWO!
Two Beez be sleepin.

Sleep all winter.

Wen be warm, Beez wayke up,
come owt play gen.

Dilly waytin for beez!

MWEAH!

Dilly like!


Tuesday, 29 January 2008

Dilly in daffodillys!

Daffodillys not be in garden yet.
Mummy buy daffodillys.
Mayke room be brite,
be sparkly,
be happy!
Mmmm...
daffodillys smell nice!
Smell fwesh,
smell cleen,
smell sparkly,
smell yello!
Dilly think daffodillys mayke good hat!
Dilly like be in daffodillys!

Dilly in daffodillys!!!

MWEAH!
Dilly like!

Thursday, 24 January 2008

Dilly fwend, Chuck, send Dilly new hat!

Parsol come today,
be fwom WYOMING!
Wyoming be long way away.
(2 miles) Come wiv card-
be fwom Chuck, an Chuck's famly!
H'wayyyyyyyy!Wat be?
Wat be?
HATS!!!!!!!!!!Gwayte hats!!!!!!!!
Wun be for Dilly,
wun be for Bob!
H'wayyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!Dilly hat be speshol!
Be stwor hat,
be pwinsessy!
Hav wibbons,
hav sparkols!

Dilly wotch fayvrit video in new hat!"Hewo, Rayshio!
Rayshio like new hat?"Thank, Chuck!
Dilly luv new hat!
Dilly think match new bed!
Awwwwww........ Dilly luv Chuck vewy much!
MWEAH!