Dilly an Mummy go run Race For Life yestday.
Be big Charity Race.
Be laydys ownly.
(Boys smelly)
Mummy say race be 5km or 3.1 miles.
Dilly say, be 2 miles.
Mummy an Dilly get reddy for race:
Mummy hav notiss, say "1364".
Dilly not shor wat meen.
But Dilly hav notiss,
say "1364a",
as Dilly run wiv Mummy.
Mummy an Dilly both hav sunglarsses:
Mummy an Dilly both hav bows,
both hav notisses on bak:
Race raize munny for cancer charity,
be calld Cancer Research UK
Laydys rite on bak hoo runnin for.
Mummy say,
run for Mary an Eithne (say like "Effna").
Theez be Daddy's arntys.
Both hav cancer.
Mummy also run for Giovanna,
be Mummy frend hoo died from cancer.
Dilly run for
Figs an Mama.Figs an Mama be cats,
died from cancer.
Figs be Mr Scooter an Miss Fluffy's sister.
Mama be Mama-cat.
Walk to Colchester Castle Park,
be where race start.
Gettin closer-
see pink throo trees!
Pink be colour for day!
See man taykin fotoes.
Man balance on old Roman Wall!
Waytin for race to start!
See Dilly?
Daddy say, not abol see under hat!
Mummy lift frunt ov hat.
See ickol doggy, come to serpport wiv pink!
All get reddy now!
Go to startin playce!
Daddy be on side, tayke fotoes.
Heer be start ov rayce.
All lined up reddy.
Heer we all go!
Hey, laydys be dresst as pirates!
Laydys whare pink pjarmas!
Laydys be dresst like fairys!
Daddy looz site ov Mummy an Dilly!
Do race, then find Daddy gen at end!
Look!
Dilly get to finish!
Arfter race, go to Cafe Rouge for lunch
Sit in open windo,
reddy to wayve at uther racers walkin by!
Dilly share Mummy's Seezer Salad:
Then all go bak to park,
hav carrot cayke, choklit biskitty things an tea:
Also hav ice creem
See ickol duks on park pond:
(Ahhhhh)
Mummy see boat wiv Mummy's nayme on.
Mummy's nayme be Helena.
Go home,
be tired an happy!
Dilly try on medal:
Mweah!
Dilly like!
If want help Dilly an Mummy,
can still donate!
Go to Dilly an Mummy's charity page, heer:
Dilly find wild flower.
Dilly see uther pwitty flower.
Dilly say,
but wen skweeze at base,
FNARR!
