Be big Charity Race.
Be laydys ownly.
(Boys smelly)
Mummy say race be 5km or 3.1 miles.
Dilly say, be 2 miles.
Mummy an Dilly get reddy for race:
Dilly not shor wat meen.
But Dilly hav notiss,
say "1364a",
as Dilly run wiv Mummy.
both hav notisses on bak:
be calld Cancer Research UK
Laydys rite on bak hoo runnin for.
Mummy say,
run for Mary an Eithne (say like "Effna").
Theez be Daddy's arntys.
Both hav cancer.
Mummy also run for Giovanna,
be Mummy frend hoo died from cancer.
Figs an Mama be cats,
died from cancer.
Figs be Mr Scooter an Miss Fluffy's sister.
Mama be Mama-cat.
be where race start.
Gettin closer-
see pink throo trees!
Pink be colour for day!
Man balance on old Roman Wall!
See Dilly?
Mummy lift frunt ov hat.
Go to startin playce!
Heer be start ov rayce.
All lined up reddy.
Do race, then find Daddy gen at end!
Look!
Dilly get to finish!
reddy to wayve at uther racers walkin by!
hav carrot cayke, choklit biskitty things an tea:
(Ahhhhh)
Mummy see boat wiv Mummy's nayme on.Mummy's nayme be Helena.
Go home,be tired an happy!
Dilly try on medal:
Mweah!Dilly like!
If want help Dilly an Mummy,can still donate!
Go to Dilly an Mummy's charity page, heer: