Pink! Huwayyy!

Uther day,
Dilly leev messidge on Chewy blog.
Dilly leev messidge abowt pink be best.
Wen try publish,
werd veri-thing say "PINKS"!!
Fnarrr!!!!!!!!!

Dilly think Chewy blog muss be magik!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Huwayy!!!!!!!!!

Miss Peach

Dilly not do blog for long time!

Meenwile Dilly do luvly things.
Dilly alway do luvly things,
be pwinsessy.
Mweah.

Dilly get pwesent from Miss Peach!!!
Heer be Miss Peach:Miss Peach send card,
be awl mayde by paw.
(Miss Peach's Mummy help bit)
be luvly!:Hav ickol wagonflys inside:Miss Peach send big stamp:
Misss Peach say,
can mayke pwitty card wiv?
MWEAH!
Dilly mayke!

Dilly mayke wiv lots lots layers:Tdarr!
Yewz speshol varnish,
go crackly!
Then Dilly stik lots glitter.
Dilly get lots glitter evware!
Glitter on carpet,
on sofa,
on taybol,
on snowt!!!!Now hav stik on card.
Dilly think,
wat culler card be?
Think...

think..................



think.............................



(think hard as be portent)




think....................



MWEAH!

PINK!!!!!Fnarrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dilly goin send Miss Peach!
Send wiv dryd rose buds.Dilly buy from New Forest.Mweah!Miss Peach be luvly, pwinsessy.
Like rose buds.
Like for wedding wiv big blak cat boyfrend.

Now Dilly go tell Miss Peach com see blog!

Mweah!
Dilly like!

A VIZITOR!!!!!!!!! HUWAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Postman bring packidge!
Wat be?
Pakidge hav air holes!!!!!!
Silly Bob say, "Be pizza?"
Norrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DILLY kno wat be!!!
DILLY kno!!!!
Fnarrrr!!!!!!!!
Heer be parssport!!!!!
Kno wat be?
Kno?
Need cloo?
Heer be inside parssport!
Fnarr!
BE CHUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HUWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!Chuck bring lots stuff.
Bob spot laybol.
Say "Bob".
?????
Awwwwwwwww
Chuck bring presents for Bob!
Fnarrr!Chuck larf,
Chuck say,
"Heew be pwesent fwor Dilly too!"
Oooo!
Be Tinkerbell, pink ribbon an speshol pink stone....
THANK, CHUCK!!!!
Bob say,
"Wayte!"
Be uther parsol!
Mnorr?Luvly pink tishoo!
MWEAH!
Be pink bug!
Chuck say be for Dilly Mummy!
Awwwwwwwwww THANK Chuck!
Dilly Mummy luv!
(Dilly hope Mummy let Dilly borro)
Owwwwwww Chuck,
hav plarsters!
Hav herts?
Lots herts!
Not worry Chuck!
Dilly an Bob carfter!Nessie help too!
Evwywun happy see Chuck!
HUWAYYYYYYYYYYYYY FOR CHUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HUWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DILLY LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

New poll

MWEAH!

Larst poll be bowt fayvrit culler.
Pwinsessy pink or stinky brown?
Most peepol say pwinsessy pink!
MWEAH!
Well dun!
Most peepol get rite arnser agen.

Now be new poll.

Dilly hav fotoes ov Bob drunk!
Fnnarrr!
Be troo!
Dilly tayke fotoes on hollyday.
Bob try sum Daddy's beer.
Bob not rmember.
Fnarr fnarr!!
So kwestchun be:

Shud Dilly publish fotoes ov Bob drunk?

If vote yes, Dilly put on blog.

Go vote!
See, top rite ov blog.

Fnarr!!!!!!!!!!

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Awwwwwwww THANK, Stanley an Stella!!

Stanley an Stella be luvly fwends!
Send parsol for Dilly an Bob!!!
Bob hav mor fotoes on Bob blog,
but heer be Dilly fayvrit fotoes ov wat Stanley an Stella send!

.... send lots crarfty bits for Dilly an Mummy. Dilly an Mummy goin mayke luvly things!
Dilly inspekt AWL beads. Dilly think evrything be LUVLY!
See silver fish? Be very speshol!
Awl be very speshol things.
Be like big bag TREZURE!!!!!!

...next Dilly find letter from Stanley an Stella!

.........sent lots PINK nettin an Dilly arks Mummy, "Mummy mayke pritty dwess for Dilly wiv?" Mummy say, MWEAH! Goin mayke!

.....an....send lots pink ribbon!!!!
Stella mayke neklace for Dilly!Be pink ribbon an silver bone wiv hart!!!
Be luvvvvvvvvvly!
Be pwinsessy!
Letter say, wen ware neklace, member 2 fluffy fayced goober doggys luv Dilly!
Awwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!

THANK Stanley an Stella!
Stanley an Stella be luvley fwends!
Be so kind!
Dilly be lukky pwinsess kno Stanley an Stella!
THANK for maykin Dilly happy!

Polls

Awww......... Dilly find pwitty pink rozes in park! Be luvly!

Thank for taykin part in Dilly poll.
Reezult be....
wagons be better than bears.
MWEAH!
Most peepol get arnser rite.

Now Dilly hav new poll!
Wat be fayvrit culler?
Be nice pwinsessy luvly pwitty pink?
Or stinky brown?

Pleez clik on arnser an tayke part.
Be up in rite corner ov blog.

MWEAH!
Dilly be syne-tiffik!
Dilly do syne-tiffik resertch!

MWEAH!
Dilly like!

Huwayyyyy!!!!!!!! Look wat Julie send!!!

Ferst let Dilly xsplain.
Uther week, Mummy say, "Let's mayke felt!"
Mummy order speshol wool from intnet, be wool for maykin felt.
Wen wool come, Dilly see sum be gween!
Dilly tayke gween wool wen Mummy not be lookin!
Dilly mayke nest hynde chair.....

THEN
Dilly ryte Julie.
Julie do lots crafty stuff.
Julie mayke things.
Dilly tell Julie,
Dilly mayke nest!
An say, hope Mummy mayke Dilly new clothes,
but not yet, as not hav eny pink wool!!!

Huwayyy!
Look wat Julie send!
Dilly get parsol in post!Be letta from Julie,
an be PINK PINK PINK wool!Julie letta say,
be for nest,
or for felt.

Dilly find uther thing do-
be sessy wig!
But mayke luvly soft nest, too!
Huwayyy!!!
THANK Julie!
Julie be Dilly very speshol fwend!
Dilly goin mayke pink felt.
Dilly goin mayke Julie sumthing!
Fnarr!
Dilly be all sytid now!
Fnarr!

MWEAH!
Dilly like!

Dilly be like medeevol pwinsess

Dilly an famly go vizit Cressing Temple Barns yestday.
Big barns be very old.
Be Medeevol.
Dilly dress as Medeevol Pwinsess for day.

Heer be Dilly by wun Medeevol barn in Medeevol Pwinsess hat:
Heer be Dilly by uther Medeevol barn in Medeevol Pwinsess hat:
Inside barns be lots things for sale.
Be Essex Food Show.
Heer be wat inside be like.
Lots wooden beems.
Awww.. wat be throo dor?Be tudor gardens.....Dilly go splore gardens....Dilly hav nice walk.
Find luvly pink flowers.Sum plarnts be wagonny!Awww... wat be?
Look carsolly....
Dilly go vestigayte....Mweah!
Be like ickol carsol!
Hav lots warter rownd.
Com owt gween fayces!Dilly clime up hi,
see better.
Pwitty!Dilly see roof ov barn from up hi.
See Tewdor garden.Dilly hav luvly day.
Pwitty gardens.
Pwitty hat.
Dilly be Medeevol Pwinsess.
MWEAH!
Dilly like!