Friday 19 February 2010

Dilly mayke werm pie



Dilly be exslent cook.

Mummy say,
want mayke cottage pie.
Dilly say,
NOR!
NOR!
NOT mayke pie wiv briks in,
mayke yummy werm pie, sted!!
MWEAH!

Heer be how mayke yummy werm pie:

NEED
werms
collyflower
carrots
unyuns
herby herbs (yu chooz)
stok (hot warter wiv flayver)
bit butter

NOW
fry unyun, carrots, herby herbs....

add in
werms
also need add stok soon too.

 
Steeeeeem collyflower,
wen collyflower be soft,
mash up wiv bit butter, mash mash mash.

Put wermy mixcher in bowl.
Put mashy collyflower on top.

Put in uven.
Leev till be hot an bubbly.

Wen dun,
put spoonful on playte.



YUM!
WERM PIE!!!

Mweah.
Dilly be exslent cook.


Tuesday 16 February 2010

Dilly get new dolly



Remember Dilly dolly, "Dolly"?
Heer be:


Daddy buy Dilly new dolly!
NEWWWW!
(Awwww Dilly Daddy be luvly...)
Mweah!
Heer be new dolly:

Awwww
new dolly be ickol....

Dilly need think nayme for new dolly....

think.....

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DILLY THINK NAYME!


Ickol dolly be calld....


DOLLIT!

Mweah!
Dilly like!



Sunday 14 February 2010

Dilly send speshol Valentine



Day be St Valentine's Day.

Dilly mayke speshol messidge for Chuck.
Chuck liv long way way.
Chuck arsk Dilly come stay,
but Mummy say Dilly be too ickol.
Dilly mayke plans.
Wen be big wagon,
Dilly go gliiiiiiiide cross oshen an see Chuck in Wyoming.
Mweah! DO!

Now heer be speshol messidge for Chuck:
Chuck not blog mutch now.

Hope not forget Dilly.
Hope come see Dilly's messidge.....snf.

Pleez now go vizit Chuck,
say,
"Go see Dilly's Messidge, Chuck!"
Pleez!




Friday 12 February 2010

Dilly hav uther award! Huwayy!



Dilly reseev Sweet Fwend Award for bein a sweet fwend. Fnarr!
Heer be:


Aww be nice,
be pink!
Dilly like!
Award be from Woodstock.

THANK, WOODSTOCK!!!!!

Heer be Woodstock:

Woodstock be Bear,
but be Bear ov hi kaliber.
Dilly not meet Woodstock,
but Dilly suspekt Woodstock probly hav baths.

Leest sumtime.
OK leest 2 time.

Enyway suspekt not smell like Bob.

Or if do,
suspekt not boast bowt bodily smells like Bob.

FNARRR!!!!!!!!!!!


Now Dilly hav say list things mayke Dilly happy,
an Dilly hav do wun today.

  • 1: Fwends- fwends Dilly hav met an huggd: like Julie an Chuck Fwends, an fwends. Dilly not meet an huggd but kno on blogs
  • uther: Rok mewsik (Dilly be rok chik).
  • uther: Bows an ribbons (kollektin ov, sortin ov, warin ov).
  • uther: Tommy Lee Jones.
  • uther: Sparkly things, like Crismoss Lites an Seekwins.
  • uther: Pink an gween.
  • uther: CSI. (Dilly sing along Hoo mewsik an like Rayshio).(Dilly goin watch CSI today an do air gitar to Hoo. Mweah.)
  • uther: Gliding.
  • uther: Carsols, an viziting wagons living in carsols.
  • 2: Fairy caykes an angel cayke an Battenburg cayke. (Be pwinsessy caykes.)
Now ment parss on to 2 uther fwends.........
Nor!
Dilly not like hav pik!
Dilly not do!
Carnt mayke Dilly do!
Carnt mayke!
Sharnt!
Sharnt!
NENENENENENENEH!
Fnarr!
If be fwend, pleez tayke award from Dilly.
MWEAH!
Dilly do own rools.
Fnar.


Wednesday 10 February 2010

How to cownt Wagon.



Uther day, Beanie Mouse leev messidge for Dilly.
Heer be Beanie Mouse:

Beanie Mouse say like way Dilly cownt.
Say, not kno can be mor than wun 1.

Dilly think,
maybe explayne how wagons cownt.
(Awl weptiles cownt sayme way.)
(An fwogs too, but fwogs not be reptiles.)
(Leest not full time reptiles, ownly part time.)

Kay!

Heer be how cownt wagon.
Ferst must kno 2 rools-

Ferst rool ov wagon-cownt be-

EVRYTHING be 1 thing or 2 things.

That be awl.
"Simples!"


Heer be xampol.
How menny meerkats can see?

Arnser be...... 2!

Heer be how Dilly cownt meerkats in pikcher:

Wun meerkat + uther meerkat + uther meerkat.
THINK: wun + uther = 2,
tharefor number meerkats = 2.


Wagon cownt be exslent way to cownt.
This way, evwun hav 2 ov evthing,
nowun need be narsty,
nowun need do war.
Most war be for this-
"Hmm that man hav mor! Hav go kill an tayke wat hav!"
Nor nor nor nor norrrrrrrrr!
If awl hav 2, not need go war.
Not need go war if awl hav sayme.
This be wagon wisdom.

An sumtime if sumwun ownly hav WUN,
uther person SEE ownly hav wun,
say,
"Heer go, hav wun mine. Now hav 2!"
psssst.... uther person STILL hav 2 as well!
This be possbol becos ov  
second rool of wagon-cownt:
2s come in diffrent sizes.


Wun + uther =2
Wun + uther + uther = 2 (bit bigger 2).

Sees?
Simples!

Dilly hope be awl cleer now.
Kay?

Now go praktiss cownt meerkats.

Saturday 6 February 2010

Mweah!



Dilly inkewbayte egg AWL NITE.

Egg go rumbol rumbol rumbol....
crak open!

Mweahhh????

Be choklit beens!!!!



Dilly share.
Sayve pink beens (best).

Giv uther cullers to Bears

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Nessie hav wun pink been.
Dilly hav wun pink been an awl egg shell.

FNARR!!!!
Dilly be exslent sharer.


Friday 5 February 2010

Dilly hav egg to hatch



Yestaday,
Dilly go on bus wiv Mummy.
(Bob not go:
Bears not lowd on bus,
too smelly.)

Go in town.
Mummy not buy mutch.
Mummy do 'nearly gots'.
Mummy say,
"Go town, nearly got new bag,
nearly got new top,
nearly got new jumper,
nearly got new book......"

MWEAH!
Nuff wiv nearly gots, Mummy!
Nuff!

Dilly get egg.
Dilly goin hatch egg.
Eat shell for brekfarst morro.
Mnnorrrr..........Wunder wat be inside?

Notiss Dilly hat?
JULIE mayke broach for Dilly!
Be luvvvvvvvly, be pink!
Sumtime Dilly pin on dress,
sumtime ware as hat,
(pin on ribbon in Dilly's antenna-bow)
Like?
Mweah!
Dilly like!

Wednesday 3 February 2010

Dilly hav award from Miss Peach!!!



Look wat award Miss Peach giv Dilly!!!
HUWAYY!!!!!

THANK,  
Miss Peach!!

Now Dilly hav parss on to 2 peepol.
Norrrrrrrrrrr......................be hard! Dilly want giv ward to AWL Dilly frends.
AWL!
Norrrrrrrrrrrrrr...........

K.
Dilly syde give to frends from awl rownd werld, diffrent countrys!

1...  JULIE!!!! Be Dilly luvly luvly frend in north England. Julie be creativ an clever an nice. Dilly luv Julie muchly.

uther1...  Maggie an Mitch, hoo be luvly loyal frends in Merryka, an hav luvly blog too, wiv cewt fotoes. Awlways mayke Dilly larf an larff!!!!

uther1...  Bumblevee, hoo be Snow Pwinsess in Canadia. Mayke luvly dollys an mayke Dilly smile.

uther1...Stardust, hoo be speshol laydy in Japan. Stardust be gentol an luving an clever.

2...  Feronia, hoo liv in Ostraylia, an do luvly rytins wiv luvly pikchers, an hoo send Dillt luvly pink card for Crismoss. Fnarr!


ROOLS

(Rools! Pah!)
  • Pleez put pikcher ov award on blog, 
  • pik uther peepol to giv, 
  • an say that award riggernayte from heer.

Mweah!
Dilly do rools own way.
Fnar!