Today be Saynt George's Day!
Heer be Saynt George's flag.
Be flag ov England, too!
Also be Dilly berfday!
(Dilly hav 2 berfdays, like Kween Lizbeth. Mweah!)
Dilly full nayme be Dilly Saynt George.
Saynt George be teecher ov wagons.
Sumtime peepol heer story rong-
say,
Saynt George FORT wagon.
Not be!
Saynt George TORT wagon!!!!
Sumtime, peepol see pikchers Saynt George an wagon,
think Saynt George hert wagon wiv pokey stik.
Not be!!!
Saynt George TIKKOL wagon under chin!
(Wagons like be tikkold under chin.)
Heer be pikcher wagon playin wiv saynt George!
MWEAH!Now Dilly splayned story,
Dilly show prezzies Dilly get for day!
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Heer be wat Dilly find mornin,
bag ov prezzies!!!!!!!!!!!
Ferst prezzie be from Bob.
Bob say,be speshol compass for croco-wagons hoo be navagaytors.
MWEAH!Dilly be GOOD navagaytor!
Dilly sit frunt car,
sho Daddy ware go.
NEXT!!
THANK!!Wat be next??
Huwayy!Choklit lollipops!!!
Dilly giv wun lollipop Bob.
Say,lollipop hav cheeky Tigger on,
can hav,
share wiv uther cheeky Bears!
Dilly giv wun lollipop Nessie.
Nessies luv choklit!Remind Nessie ov bottom ov Lock Ness,
ware be bit swampy an choklit cullerd.
MWEAH!
Dilly hav wun lollipop left!
Be best wun,be pink an gween!
Dilly sayve for Dilly!
Fnarr!!!!
Norrr....... wat be left?
Awww....be luvly nekless!
Be speshol pwinsessy prezzie from Mummy an Daddy!Aww....wat be? Wat be now?
Mummy hav ickol tryfol for Dilly!
Be hav rarzbrys in,custerd an creeeeeeeeeem.
Nyum!
Dilly like!
Dilly do speshol glide for Saynt George's day,
do evry yeer!
Want watch gen?
Happy Saynt George Day, evwun!
An Happy Berfday to Dilly!
MWEAH!
