Saturday 28 November 2009

Thankin



Larst week be time for Merrykans be thankin.
Not hav Thankin Day in Ingland.
Still sum Merrykan peepol rite Dilly an say,
"Kno Dilly not do Thankin Day,
but still be thankin Dilly for bein fwend!"
Ahhh!!!!!!!!!
Be vewy nice!
THANK!
Thank fwends!
Thank be Dilly fwends!

Mayke Dilly think,
"Norrrrr......... Wat else be Dilly do thank for?"

Dilly mayke list.
Heer be.

Thankin be gween, not brown (stinky culler).
Thankin be wagon, not Bear (stinky speesheez).
Thankin be clever, not dum (MWEAH).


FNARRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DILLY MAYKE JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FNARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday 18 November 2009

Poll results an new poll


Larst munth,
Dilly do poll.
Be-

Kwestchun: If sumwun go nok nok on dor, hoo pfer be?

Arnser 1: Sweet ickol wagon, awl prinsessy wiv pink bows?
Arnser 2: Stinky bear not hav barth in 2 yeers (BIG 2)?
Thank for voting!!
Most peepol say Arnser 1.
MWEAH! WELL DUN!
Most peepol get rite arnser!
Fnarr!

Kay, heer be new poll.

Kwestchun: Granny cats Scooter an Miss Fluffy be moovin to liv wiv Dilly an Bob.
To help cats settol in, shud Dilly spwinkol Bob awl over wiv catnip?

Arnser 1: MWEAH! DO! DO SPWINKOL BOB WIV CATNIP! FNAR!
Arnser 2: Norrr, not do. (Be borwin arnser.)

Fnarr!
Dilly hope evwun go vote!
Vote vote vote!
Fnar!

Wednesday 11 November 2009


Dilly Granny be home now!
Be ok but be vewy kwyert.
Dilly think Granny be tyerd.
Dilly sing lluullabys to Granny,
sing LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI!
LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI!
LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI!
LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI!
LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI!

(haff heer Dilly to get rite effekt)

Fnarr!!!!!!

Lots flowers be dliverd for Granny.
Dilly help raynge flowers,
put awl pink flowers in wun pot!
Be best!
Fnar!
MWEAH!
Dilly like!

Thursday 5 November 2009

Granny not be well



Dilly Granny not be well.
Gon hopsikol.
Dilly go vizit.
Nerses NOT WARE NERSEY HATS!!!
Dilly mayke growl.
How ment mayke better if not ware nersey hats?????