Miss Fluffy giv Dilly cuddols

Dilly go vizit Granny at weekend.
Dilly be frends wiv cats at Granny's.
Dilly luv Miss Fluffy.

Miss Fluffy giv Dilly cuddols!

"Hewo Miss Fluffy,

can be havin cuddol?"

Miss Fluffy say,
"Perrrrrrrruupppp!"
-Do meen "Yes."

"Not too tite!
Not too tite!"

"Ahhhhhhh...."

Farther's Day

Yestday be Farther's Day.
Dilly an Bob get pwesents for Daddy.
Heer be:Bob say bowt Bob pwesents on Bob blog.
Dilly not tell bowt Bob pwesents.
Not be best pwesents.
Dilly pwesents be best.
Heer be Dilly pwesents:Heer be Dilly laybols.
Dilly rap up,
mayke own laybols:Heer be Dilly pwesents inside.
Be luvly smelly stuff,
mayke Daddy smell nice.
(Daddy be boy, need help smell nice.)
Be 2 bottols.
Wun hav WAGON froot in,
uther be GWEEN.
MWEAH!
Be good stuff.
Be exslent pwesents.Heer be Dilly card.
Card come wiv bloo stripes on.
Dilly culler wiv pink pen.
Mweah.
Mayke better:Heer be IN Dilly card.
Dilly rite wiv pink pen.
Be speshol.
Mweah!
Daddy like!
Fnarr!

Dilly mayke film bowt thunder

On Monday, hav lots thunder!
Dilly LUV thunder!
Thunder be wagons in clowds,
wagons play gaymes,
play chayse,
play hide-an-seek.
Fnarr!!
Dilly film in thunder.
Ware be Bob?
Find owt at end!
FNARR!!!!!!

Dorothy be laydy Bear an come vizit!

Speshul gest come stay today.
Be calld Dorothy.
Dorothy be Bear.
Dorothy come from Kansas, like Dorothy in Wizerd ov Oz!
Dorothy be travlin werld!
Larst week be wiv Julie.
Julie mayke speshul waistcoat for Dorothy.
Julie be sooooooooo clever!

Dilly an smelly Bob plarnt speshul flowers for Dorothy.
Speshul flowers be snapwagons!
Hope flowers come befor Dorothy go way.
Then Dorothy say,
"Wen be wiv Julie, go Wales!
See Wales wagons!
Buy Dilly pwesent!"
Awwww!Wat be?
Wat be?MWEAH!
Choklit!Dorothy say,
be speshul choklit for wagons.
Say,
Julie tell Dorothy bowt Dilly,
tell Dorothy Dilly be ickol wagon.
Awwwwwwwwww THANK Dorothy!
THANK Julie!!!

Mweah!
Dilly like!

(Be Bear, but be gerl Bear.
So not be too smelly.
Mweah.)

Dilly find intrestin artkol

Dilly find intrestin artkol in mazereen.
Look!Fnnarrrr!!!!!!!
say ickol wagon!!
Fnarrrr!!!!!!!!
Be bowt tarragon.
MWEAH!
Mumy cook wiv tarrowagon.
Cook wiv chikn.
Be luvly.
Dilly always help.
Go chop chop chop.
In go!
Nyum!
Dilly like!

Toadflax come bak bigger! Mweah!

Kno wat toadflax be?
Toadflax be flower.
Be like snapwagon flower.
(Snapwagon be mostly Dilly's fayvrit flower!)
But toadflax be WILD flower.
Mweah!

Larst yeer,
Dilly plarnt toadflax in garden.
Heer be (larst yeer)-
Heer be toadflax NOW-Dilly's toadflax come bak BIG!!!
Be big as Mummy's hand-Be longer than Dilly snowt!
(an be MUTCH longer than Dilly nose. Dilly hav SHORT nose, long snowt.)

Mweah!
Dilly like!

Noying!

Dilly jus be dleetin spam messidges for 2 hours!
Silly spam not eevn be Inglish!
Sily spam be Chyneez!
Dilly not reed Chyneez!
Wy leev spam in Chyneez on Inglish blog?
Mweah!
Be bluddy stoopid!
Stoppit!
Stoppit!
Dilly bet be boy doin spam.
Bet be stinky derty smelly boy nonsense idiot.
MWEAH!
NOT MAYKE DILLY ANGRY!
DILLY COM POKE WIV POYNTY STIK!!!!
MWEAH!

New gayme!

Dilly hav kwestchun,
start new tag type thing,
be new gayme!
Be-
Wat be on fridge dor?

Heer be wat be on Dilly's fridge dor:Dilly fridge dor hav: drorins, magnits, notebook for shoppin lists, postcards.

Put foto on blog!
Show wat be on fridge dor!
Tell Dilly in comments wen dun,
Dilly com see!

MWEAH!!!

Luvly sprize parsol fwom Julie!

Dilly find parsol larst week...be to Dilly an Mummy!
Be from Julie!!!
Huwayyy!!!

Be........
PWINSESSY STIKKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hav wagons, pwinsesses an carsols!
MWEAH!!!!

Wat else be?
WIBBONS!!!!!!!
MWEAH!
Dilly mayke belt owt ov sparkly pink wibbon!

Wat else be???
MWEAH!

New bag match Dilly dwess!
Wat be in?
Coffee, tee, shoogar, biskit....
Hav poem.
Poem be:

Even though we cannot meet
At 11am we'll have a treat
I'll think of you
And you'll think of me
And we'll toast each other
in coffee or tea!

Fnarrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mayke Dilly smile!!!

Wat ELSE be??
Lots lots multi culler leeves!!!!!!
Nex...
hmmm....
say be for Dilly,
but be bloo an brown....
Dilly hav idea.
Better arsk Bob open.
Maybe for Bob.

oooo..... wat be?MWEAH!
Be choklit dino-wagons!!!!!!!
Sorry Bob,
be for wagons arfta awl!!!!
FNARRRR!!!!!


Dilly send luvly card too....
Julie be Dilly speshol fwend.

THANK, JULIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mweah!
Dilly like!

Wat Saynt George's Day be, an hoo be Saynte George!

Today be Saynt George's Day!
Heer be Saynt George's flag.
Be flag ov England, too!

Also be Dilly berfday!
(Dilly hav 2 berfdays, like Kween Lizbeth. Mweah!)

Dilly full nayme be Dilly Saynt George.

Saynt George be teecher ov wagons.

Sumtime peepol heer story rong-
say,
Saynt George FORT wagon.
Not be!
Saynt George TORT wagon!!!!

Sumtime, peepol see pikchers Saynt George an wagon,
think Saynt George hert wagon wiv pokey stik.
Not be!!!
Saynt George TIKKOL wagon under chin!

(Wagons like be tikkold under chin.)

Heer be pikcher wagon playin wiv saynt George!MWEAH!

Now Dilly splayned story,
Dilly show prezzies Dilly get for day!

***

Heer be wat Dilly find mornin,
bag ov prezzies!!!!!!!!!!!Ferst prezzie be from Bob.Bob say,
be speshol compass for croco-wagons hoo be navagaytors.MWEAH!
Dilly be GOOD navagaytor!
Dilly sit frunt car,
sho Daddy ware go.

NEXT!!THANK!!

Wat be next??
Huwayy!
Choklit lollipops!!!
Dilly giv wun lollipop Bob.Say,
lollipop hav cheeky Tigger on,
can hav,
share wiv uther cheeky Bears!

Dilly giv wun lollipop Nessie.Nessies luv choklit!
Remind Nessie ov bottom ov Lock Ness,
ware be bit swampy an choklit cullerd.

MWEAH!
Dilly hav wun lollipop left!Be best wun,
be pink an gween!
Dilly sayve for Dilly!
Fnarr!!!!

Norrr....... wat be left?Awww....
be luvly nekless!Be speshol pwinsessy prezzie from Mummy an Daddy!

Aww....wat be? Wat be now?
Mummy hav ickol tryfol for Dilly!Be hav rarzbrys in,
custerd an creeeeeeeeeem.
Nyum!
Dilly like!

Dilly do speshol glide for Saynt George's day,
do evry yeer!
Want watch gen?



Happy Saynt George Day, evwun!
An Happy Berfday to Dilly!
MWEAH!

Dilly berfday in LINCOLN!!!!

Heer be Dilly ferst look at Lincoln.
See how big Cathedral be!
Cathedral be hooooge!
MWEAH!

Go to hotel.
Hav LUVly room!
Look at Dilly bed!
Hav PINK silk cuver!Hav PINK AN GWEEN SPARKLY cushons!!!
Dilly awlso get own sofa.
-AWLSO hav PINK an GWEEN SPARKLY cushons!!!
Owh!
Owh!!
Owh!!! LOOK WAT SEE OWT WINDO!!!!!!!!!!BE BIG CARSELLY TOWER!
DILLY THINK MUST BE BEST ROOM OV AWL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

Smornin,
Dilly wayke up,
see lots pwesents!
(2)
Be awl wapt in pink tishoo!

Heer be pwesent fwom Mummy an Daddy,
be choklit bugs!
NYUM!:
Heer be pwesent fwom Nessie......wat be?MWEAH! Be party bag, full ov ribbon an flowery bits an tassels an silky stuff.
MWEAH!
Dilly like!
Be nintrestin.Heer be pwesent fwom Bob!
SILVER SPARKLY RIBBON!!!!!!!!!
Dilly tell mummy,
silver ribbon mayke good bonnet!
Look, Mummy!
Look!
Be good Bonnet teerial!
MWEAH!Dilly think be awl pwesents,
then Bob say,
heer be pwesent from uther Bears at home!RIBBONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mweah!
Dilly like!

Dilly think awl presents be LUVLY!!!!!!!!!!
THEN
Bob say,
heer be card for Dilly!
Aww!
Bob dror Dilly portrayte!
Dilly think dror vewy well!
Well dun Bob!
THANK!

Then Mummy say,
Heer be uther card for Dilly!MWEAHH!
Be card Mummy mayke!
Hav wagon!
Wagon be gween an pink!!!!
MWEAH!

Layter,
Dilly hav berfday caykes.
Dilly not hav WUN BIG cayke.
Norr.
Dilly hav lots ICKOL caykes.
Be mor pwinsessy hav.
MWEAH.Dilly share eekwly wiv uthers,
(Dilly be fare wagon)-
Dilly hav pink caykes,
uthers hav uther caykes.
MWEAH!Dilly hav luvly berfday.
Luvly pwesents,
luvly cards,
luvly cayke,
luvly famly,
an see Julie yestday!
MWEAH!
Dilly hav happy berfday!

(Scroll down reed next bit,
see bowt wen Dilly met Julie!!!)

DILLY MEET JULIE!!!!

Yestday Dilly, Nessie, Bob, Mummy an Daddy awl go to Lincoln.

Lincoln not be far fwom Julie,
so stop on way,
an MEET JULIE!!!!!!!

Heer be in car,
on way to see Julie.
Be hot an sunny,
so Mummy mayke Grayum an Bob sunhats.
Mayke owt ov tishoos.
Dilly ware Easter Bonnet as neerly Easter,
an be best bonnet,
so ware for Julie.DILLY BE SOOOOOOO SYTID!!!

Wen get to Julie street,
kno wat howse be Julie's-
evwun be in windo waytin!
JULIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MWEAH!
Dilly sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy be wiv fwend Julie at larst!!!!!!

Julie mayke Dilly speshol pwesent for berfday-
be vewy speshol cushon!
Hav luvly wagons on!
Julie also giv luvly pink wibbon-
be like lon pink nayke!
(Julie awlso giv Dilly luvly bag, luvly flutterby an luvly wagon pendant, but be on Daddy's camra, an not abol put on pewter yet, so show uther time. Be luvly things. Dilly be lukky wagon!)

Nessie meet old fwend, Scotch Wagon:
Heer be Mummy, Dilly an luvly Julie:
Dilly want stay long time wiv Julie an Mr Julie.
(Ware be foto Mr Julie?
Mus be on Daddy camra wiv foto Dilly's bag an flutterby.
Mweah.
Lukky Mr Julie!)

...but Dilly ownly abol stay 2 owers.
Mummy an Daddy need go Lincoln,
so haff say bye bye....

Dilly hav fun wiv Julie.
THANK Julie!
Dilly luv,
be luvly meet!
MWEAH!