Dilly show book Dilly mayke, then go bed. Dilly hav cowd. Not be wew.

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Dilly not be wew.
Dilly hav cowd.
Hav cowd in doze.
Be stufft up.
Feew dizzy.
Not be wew t'all.
Haff go bed minit.

Ferst,
heer be fotoze book Dilly mayke larst week for Julie.
Mummy tayke fotoze for Dilly.

Book be sent Julie.

Dilly orto-biogriffy, part 1

(If want see paiges bigger, clik on fotoze!)
Ferst say, be deddykaytid Julie, an ISBN number be 2.

Then say Dilly be born Lundon Zoo.
Show uther anmols.
(Dilly do drorins. Dilly be good artist.)

-Then talk bowt adopshun senter.

Heer be close up pikcher uther croco-wagons wiv Dilly.

Then tolk bowt Bob an goin on playne.....
Dilly eevn abol dror playne!!!

Heer be larst paige.

Dilly hope postman tayke book Julie an Julie like.
Dilly haff go bed now.
Jus want pop in, say hewo, show book.
Dilly not be wew.
Hav cowd.

SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFF

Dilly hav xsytin day!!!!

Dilly heer nok on dor.
Hoo be?
Be postman!
Dilly open dor.
Postman say, "Be Dilly?"
Dilly say, "Mweah!"
Postman say, "Be for yu!"
MWEAHHH!!!!!!!Be parsol fwom JULIE!!!!!!

Dilly arsk Mummy,
"Help open?"
Mweah, Mummy help...
MWEAH! Mummy be too slow.
Dilly go burrowin...
Box???
Box wine???
Norrr!!!
Julie rite,
"Sorry! No wine in heer!"
Fnarr! Julie mayke joke!
Dilly get in box.
Wat be?
Noospayper?
Dilly shuv owt noospayper...Dilly dive in...wheeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wat be?
Dilly find...
pwesent for Mummy!
(Be Mummy berfday morro!)Dilly tell Mummy,
not lowd open till berfday!
Wat else be?
....awwww card!Awww.... cat!Card say....
...Julie meet fwend on hollyday and think fwend like meet Dilly an come stay... kuriosser an kuriosser........
...also say.... send Mummy pwesent an choklit, an send choklit Hobnobs for Bob so Bob not get jellus!FWend? FWEND?
Owww need vestigayte ferther.....
Look!
PINK!
PINK WIV BOWS!
PINK WIV PINK BOWS!Be luvly bag in side!
HWEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
WAT BE IN BAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEWO!!!!!!!!!!!
Be new fwend, NESSIE!!!!Nessie an Dilly inspekt choklits, an lots pink an pwitty arty stuff...
Oooo intrestin!
Be ainchent Wagon teeth????
THANK JULIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dilly go play wiv new fwend now!
MWEAH!
Dilly like!

OK! Heer be fotoes!

THANK for votin in poll bowt Drunk Bob fotoes.

Most peepol say, publish fotoes be good idea.
MWEAH! Most peepol get rite arnser agen!

Fnarrr!!!!!!

'Kay... heer be fotoes of Bob drunk.
Fotoes be from Hollyday in Orgust.....

Heer be Grayum tryin tolk to Bob nex Mornin....Bob vencherlly got up, go barthroom.
Stay 2 hours.
Be sik.
Do big smelly pooes!

Fnarr!

New poll

MWEAH!

Larst poll be bowt fayvrit culler.
Pwinsessy pink or stinky brown?
Most peepol say pwinsessy pink!
MWEAH!
Well dun!
Most peepol get rite arnser agen.

Now be new poll.

Dilly hav fotoes ov Bob drunk!
Fnnarrr!
Be troo!
Dilly tayke fotoes on hollyday.
Bob try sum Daddy's beer.
Bob not rmember.
Fnarr fnarr!!
So kwestchun be:

Shud Dilly publish fotoes ov Bob drunk?

If vote yes, Dilly put on blog.

Go vote!
See, top rite ov blog.

Fnarr!!!!!!!!!!

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Dilly mayke wagon cards!

Dilly mayke wagon card!

Be for Hazel.
Hazel be littol gerl,
be Mummy's God-dorter.
Berfday be in November.

Mummy say,
"Wat put on Hazel card?
Hazel like wagons!
Do wagon card!"

MWEAH!

Dilly say,
"DILLY WANT HELP!"

Dilly help.
LOOK!
Dilly not be happy bowt yewzin brown flowers.
Pink an gween be better.
But be ok.
WAGON mayke up for bwown flower!

NEXT!
Dilly help do Cwissmoss card.
Be kewt.
Hav wobin an mowsie.
Mowsie kiss wobin.
Awwwwwwww........

Dilly put GWEEN an PINKY-WED flowers on!
MWEAH!
Clik on foto, mayke big!
MWEAH!
NEXT!

Dilly do uther wagon card.

Hav fluffy flower stuff stuk on.
Dilly injoy pushin fluffy flower stuff on wiv nowt.
Fnarr!

Clik on!
Mayke big!
Dilly goin send Julie.
Mayke Julie smile.

MWEAH!
Dilly like flowers an wagon cards!

Mweah! Muumy get new crafty stash!

Mweah!
Postman bring Mummy new crarfty stuff!
Dilly like flowers!
Dilly tayke flowers way for sortin....

Dilly play be Sheepdoggy.
Rownd up flowers.
Put hynde ribbon fence.
Brown an bloo flowers stay over thare!
MWEAHHH!!!

MWEAH!
Now be better!
Dilly like!

Awwwwwwww THANK, Stanley an Stella!!

Stanley an Stella be luvly fwends!
Send parsol for Dilly an Bob!!!
Bob hav mor fotoes on Bob blog,
but heer be Dilly fayvrit fotoes ov wat Stanley an Stella send!

.... send lots crarfty bits for Dilly an Mummy. Dilly an Mummy goin mayke luvly things!
Dilly inspekt AWL beads. Dilly think evrything be LUVLY!
See silver fish? Be very speshol!
Awl be very speshol things.
Be like big bag TREZURE!!!!!!

...next Dilly find letter from Stanley an Stella!

.........sent lots PINK nettin an Dilly arks Mummy, "Mummy mayke pritty dwess for Dilly wiv?" Mummy say, MWEAH! Goin mayke!

.....an....send lots pink ribbon!!!!
Stella mayke neklace for Dilly!Be pink ribbon an silver bone wiv hart!!!
Be luvvvvvvvvvly!
Be pwinsessy!
Letter say, wen ware neklace, member 2 fluffy fayced goober doggys luv Dilly!
Awwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!

THANK Stanley an Stella!
Stanley an Stella be luvley fwends!
Be so kind!
Dilly be lukky pwinsess kno Stanley an Stella!
THANK for maykin Dilly happy!