Wat Saynt George's Day be, an hoo be Saynte George!

Today be Saynt George's Day!
Heer be Saynt George's flag.
Be flag ov England, too!

Also be Dilly berfday!
(Dilly hav 2 berfdays, like Kween Lizbeth. Mweah!)

Dilly full nayme be Dilly Saynt George.

Saynt George be teecher ov wagons.

Sumtime peepol heer story rong-
say,
Saynt George FORT wagon.
Not be!
Saynt George TORT wagon!!!!

Sumtime, peepol see pikchers Saynt George an wagon,
think Saynt George hert wagon wiv pokey stik.
Not be!!!
Saynt George TIKKOL wagon under chin!

(Wagons like be tikkold under chin.)

Heer be pikcher wagon playin wiv saynt George!MWEAH!

Now Dilly splayned story,
Dilly show prezzies Dilly get for day!

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Heer be wat Dilly find mornin,
bag ov prezzies!!!!!!!!!!!Ferst prezzie be from Bob.Bob say,
be speshol compass for croco-wagons hoo be navagaytors.MWEAH!
Dilly be GOOD navagaytor!
Dilly sit frunt car,
sho Daddy ware go.

NEXT!!THANK!!

Wat be next??
Huwayy!
Choklit lollipops!!!
Dilly giv wun lollipop Bob.Say,
lollipop hav cheeky Tigger on,
can hav,
share wiv uther cheeky Bears!

Dilly giv wun lollipop Nessie.Nessies luv choklit!
Remind Nessie ov bottom ov Lock Ness,
ware be bit swampy an choklit cullerd.

MWEAH!
Dilly hav wun lollipop left!Be best wun,
be pink an gween!
Dilly sayve for Dilly!
Fnarr!!!!

Norrr....... wat be left?Awww....
be luvly nekless!Be speshol pwinsessy prezzie from Mummy an Daddy!

Aww....wat be? Wat be now?
Mummy hav ickol tryfol for Dilly!Be hav rarzbrys in,
custerd an creeeeeeeeeem.
Nyum!
Dilly like!

Dilly do speshol glide for Saynt George's day,
do evry yeer!
Want watch gen?



Happy Saynt George Day, evwun!
An Happy Berfday to Dilly!
MWEAH!

Dilly berfday in LINCOLN!!!!

Heer be Dilly ferst look at Lincoln.
See how big Cathedral be!
Cathedral be hooooge!
MWEAH!

Go to hotel.
Hav LUVly room!
Look at Dilly bed!
Hav PINK silk cuver!Hav PINK AN GWEEN SPARKLY cushons!!!
Dilly awlso get own sofa.
-AWLSO hav PINK an GWEEN SPARKLY cushons!!!
Owh!
Owh!!
Owh!!! LOOK WAT SEE OWT WINDO!!!!!!!!!!BE BIG CARSELLY TOWER!
DILLY THINK MUST BE BEST ROOM OV AWL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

Smornin,
Dilly wayke up,
see lots pwesents!
(2)
Be awl wapt in pink tishoo!

Heer be pwesent fwom Mummy an Daddy,
be choklit bugs!
NYUM!:
Heer be pwesent fwom Nessie......wat be?MWEAH! Be party bag, full ov ribbon an flowery bits an tassels an silky stuff.
MWEAH!
Dilly like!
Be nintrestin.Heer be pwesent fwom Bob!
SILVER SPARKLY RIBBON!!!!!!!!!
Dilly tell mummy,
silver ribbon mayke good bonnet!
Look, Mummy!
Look!
Be good Bonnet teerial!
MWEAH!Dilly think be awl pwesents,
then Bob say,
heer be pwesent from uther Bears at home!RIBBONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mweah!
Dilly like!

Dilly think awl presents be LUVLY!!!!!!!!!!
THEN
Bob say,
heer be card for Dilly!
Aww!
Bob dror Dilly portrayte!
Dilly think dror vewy well!
Well dun Bob!
THANK!

Then Mummy say,
Heer be uther card for Dilly!MWEAHH!
Be card Mummy mayke!
Hav wagon!
Wagon be gween an pink!!!!
MWEAH!

Layter,
Dilly hav berfday caykes.
Dilly not hav WUN BIG cayke.
Norr.
Dilly hav lots ICKOL caykes.
Be mor pwinsessy hav.
MWEAH.Dilly share eekwly wiv uthers,
(Dilly be fare wagon)-
Dilly hav pink caykes,
uthers hav uther caykes.
MWEAH!Dilly hav luvly berfday.
Luvly pwesents,
luvly cards,
luvly cayke,
luvly famly,
an see Julie yestday!
MWEAH!
Dilly hav happy berfday!

(Scroll down reed next bit,
see bowt wen Dilly met Julie!!!)

DILLY MEET JULIE!!!!

Yestday Dilly, Nessie, Bob, Mummy an Daddy awl go to Lincoln.

Lincoln not be far fwom Julie,
so stop on way,
an MEET JULIE!!!!!!!

Heer be in car,
on way to see Julie.
Be hot an sunny,
so Mummy mayke Grayum an Bob sunhats.
Mayke owt ov tishoos.
Dilly ware Easter Bonnet as neerly Easter,
an be best bonnet,
so ware for Julie.DILLY BE SOOOOOOO SYTID!!!

Wen get to Julie street,
kno wat howse be Julie's-
evwun be in windo waytin!
JULIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MWEAH!
Dilly sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy be wiv fwend Julie at larst!!!!!!

Julie mayke Dilly speshol pwesent for berfday-
be vewy speshol cushon!
Hav luvly wagons on!
Julie also giv luvly pink wibbon-
be like lon pink nayke!
(Julie awlso giv Dilly luvly bag, luvly flutterby an luvly wagon pendant, but be on Daddy's camra, an not abol put on pewter yet, so show uther time. Be luvly things. Dilly be lukky wagon!)

Nessie meet old fwend, Scotch Wagon:
Heer be Mummy, Dilly an luvly Julie:
Dilly want stay long time wiv Julie an Mr Julie.
(Ware be foto Mr Julie?
Mus be on Daddy camra wiv foto Dilly's bag an flutterby.
Mweah.
Lukky Mr Julie!)

...but Dilly ownly abol stay 2 owers.
Mummy an Daddy need go Lincoln,
so haff say bye bye....

Dilly hav fun wiv Julie.
THANK Julie!
Dilly luv,
be luvly meet!
MWEAH!

Dilly goin meet Julie!!!!!!!!!

Dilly goin meet Julie morro!!!!!
HUWAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

Mummy let Dilly hav berfday dwess erly,
Dilly want ware wen meet Julie!!!
Wat think bowt new dwess?
Mummy mayke!
Dilly think be luvly!
Hope Julie like!!!
Dilly so sytid not abol sleep!!!!!!!!!
Not abol sleep!!!!!!!!!!