Dilly see wagon in sky!!!

Dilly be joyin thunder awl summer!
Thunder be wagons in sky!
MWEAH!
BE!

Uther day,
Dilly SEE wagon in sky!
See too?
Heer be-Nor?
Nor?
Not see?
Dilly help-NOW see?
MWEAH!!!!!
Now see!!!!!!!!!!
FNARRRRRR!!!!!!

Dilly like!

Dilly heer from Chuck!!! Heer from Chuck!!! Huwayy!

Dilly get big parsol from CHUCK!!!!!!!!
HUWAYYY!!!!!!!!!!

Be lots things inside.
Be pwesents!
Be pwesents for Mummy,
be pwesent for Daddy,
be pwesent for Bob.
Nor?
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BE PWESENTS FOR DILLY!!!!!!!!!! HUWAYYY!!!!!!!!Be ickol cups!Luvly!
THANK!

An do portrayte Dilly!Awwwwwww
Chuck rite messide foh Dilly inside:Nor!
Norrr!
Dilly NEVR forget, Chuck!
NEVER FORGET!!!!!!!!!

Dilly tayke cups,
put in carsol.
Dilly goin hav tea partys in carsol!See ware carsol be?
Pwinsess Dilly an Laydy-in-wayte Nessie moov carsol.
Carsol now be up hill!!!
MWEAH!
Get better aim for bombard.
Dilly an Nessie be winnin Marshmallow Wars.
FNARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
Thwow from up hill!
FNARR!!!!!!!!

Dilly goin hang up luvly portrayte too.
Chuck be speshol artist.
Be speshol fwend.
THANK CHUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MWEAH!
DILLY LIKE!

Dilly an Nessie gard carsol

Dilly an Nessie hav barth.
Hav luvly wash an sing.
Be luvly cleen sparkly.
Mummy dry:
Mummy say,
wat clothes want wear, Dilly?
Dilly hav think...

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...MWEAH!
Be pwinsess!

Nessie be Lady-In-Wayte:

Pwinsess an Laydy-In-Wayte go carsol:

MWEAH!
Hav marshmallow cannonballs!

Pwinsess Dilly an Laydy-In-Wayte Nessie gard carsol.
Wayte for Bears.
Wayte.......
Wayyyttte..........
SShhhhh.....Bear!
Thare be!!
BOMBARD!!!!!!!!
FNARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
FFNNNARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FNAR FNAR FNARRRR!!!!!!!!
Dilly an Nessie hav good gayme!
Mweah!
Dilly like!

Dilly mayke card for Julie

Dilly fwend Julie go hollyday soon.
Julie hav berfday wen be hollyday.
Dilly not be abol send card for berfday!
Be way!
Norr!


Dilly be smart wagon.
Think:
mayke card errly!
MWEAH!!!

Heer be card Dilly mayke errly for Julie:

Card hav pwitty wagon on!
Like?

Dilly like!
Dilly mayke for Julie.
Put speshol bow on.
Bow be speshol pink for Julie.
Julie be speshol.

MWEAH!

Miss Fluffy giv Dilly cuddols

Dilly go vizit Granny at weekend.
Dilly be frends wiv cats at Granny's.
Dilly luv Miss Fluffy.

Miss Fluffy giv Dilly cuddols!

"Hewo Miss Fluffy,

can be havin cuddol?"

Miss Fluffy say,
"Perrrrrrrruupppp!"
-Do meen "Yes."

"Not too tite!
Not too tite!"

"Ahhhhhhh...."

Farther's Day

Yestday be Farther's Day.
Dilly an Bob get pwesents for Daddy.
Heer be:Bob say bowt Bob pwesents on Bob blog.
Dilly not tell bowt Bob pwesents.
Not be best pwesents.
Dilly pwesents be best.
Heer be Dilly pwesents:Heer be Dilly laybols.
Dilly rap up,
mayke own laybols:Heer be Dilly pwesents inside.
Be luvly smelly stuff,
mayke Daddy smell nice.
(Daddy be boy, need help smell nice.)
Be 2 bottols.
Wun hav WAGON froot in,
uther be GWEEN.
MWEAH!
Be good stuff.
Be exslent pwesents.Heer be Dilly card.
Card come wiv bloo stripes on.
Dilly culler wiv pink pen.
Mweah.
Mayke better:Heer be IN Dilly card.
Dilly rite wiv pink pen.
Be speshol.
Mweah!
Daddy like!
Fnarr!

Dilly mayke film bowt thunder

On Monday, hav lots thunder!
Dilly LUV thunder!
Thunder be wagons in clowds,
wagons play gaymes,
play chayse,
play hide-an-seek.
Fnarr!!
Dilly film in thunder.
Ware be Bob?
Find owt at end!
FNARR!!!!!!

Dorothy be laydy Bear an come vizit!

Speshul gest come stay today.
Be calld Dorothy.
Dorothy be Bear.
Dorothy come from Kansas, like Dorothy in Wizerd ov Oz!
Dorothy be travlin werld!
Larst week be wiv Julie.
Julie mayke speshul waistcoat for Dorothy.
Julie be sooooooooo clever!

Dilly an smelly Bob plarnt speshul flowers for Dorothy.
Speshul flowers be snapwagons!
Hope flowers come befor Dorothy go way.
Then Dorothy say,
"Wen be wiv Julie, go Wales!
See Wales wagons!
Buy Dilly pwesent!"
Awwww!Wat be?
Wat be?MWEAH!
Choklit!Dorothy say,
be speshul choklit for wagons.
Say,
Julie tell Dorothy bowt Dilly,
tell Dorothy Dilly be ickol wagon.
Awwwwwwwwww THANK Dorothy!
THANK Julie!!!

Mweah!
Dilly like!

(Be Bear, but be gerl Bear.
So not be too smelly.
Mweah.)