Mweah! Dilly egg hatch!!!

Dilly been inkewbaytin egg.
Dilly GOOD inkewbayter.
Very tendent.

Dilly eevn sleep wiv egg.
Keep egg warm under sessy blankit.

Larst nite, egg go wumble wuble wumble.
Egg shayke!
Dilly watch.
See wat be....

Mnorr! Egg hatchin!

Stand bak!!!

Mweah????

Hewo, ickol wun!!!! Wat be?

Oooooooo.........

Nayke!!!!!

Mweah!
Dilly catch befor get way!!!!

Look!
LOOK!
Bayby nayke!!!!!!

Nnarrrrrrrr..........
Dilly carfter bayby nayke....

Mweah!
Dilly like!

Dilly hav Eester egg!!!

MWEAH!!!!
Dilly hav Eester egg!!!
Be pink!
Be pwinsessy!!!!
Dilly find nise gween nest.
Dilly inkewbayte egg.
Goin inkewbayte egg 2 days.
MWEAH!
Dilly be good inkerbayter!MWEAH!
Dilly like!

Dilly hav Eester Bonnet!!!!

Dilly giv Mummy ickol daffodillys for Eester present:

Dilly tell Mummy,

ickol daffodillys be pwitty,

mayke good bonnet for Dilly???

Mummy larf!
Wen Dilly go bed,
Mummy MAYKE Eester Bonnet for Dilly!!!

Bonnet hav red rose!!!!!Bonnet hav red bow at bak!!!Bonnet hav wibbon bow under chin!Be luvly bonnet!!!!

Like?

Think Dilly be pwitty???

Be pwinsessy???

MWEAH!

Dilly like!

Dilly see big wagonberd

Dilly see big wagonberd in garden.
Wen Dilly ferst see, Dilly larf-
wagonberd showin bottom!
Then Mummy splain, wagonberd be eetin!
Be calld Mrs Sparowhawk.
Mrs Sparrowhawk hold food in foots,
eet wiv beek.
Wagonberd be very HUNTY!
Bob go indors,
Bob try not be small an brown.
Ohhh......Ohhh.....
Dilly worry now!
Wat be wagonberd dinner?
Be mowse?
Be robin?
Dilly not see robin since wagonberd com vizit!

Dilly think Mrs Sparrowhawk be very bewtifol.......but Dilly want see ickol robin agen!

Dilly go chek in mornin.....
see if robin com for brekfust.
Mummy always giv robin brekfust.
Keep fingers crosst for ickol robin!

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Dilly help mayke yum fish pie!

Dilly help Mummy wiv fish pie.
Mummy mayke wiv cod, wiv prorns, wiv anchovees, wiv leeks, wiv caypers, wiv creeeem.... an paystry.
Dilly help brush cow-juce on top paystry.
Dilly cut owt paystry fish, put on top.
Be reddy for uven now!
All cookt!
Yum! Dilly bit hav prorn eskaypin.
Dilly like prorns.
Prorns be pink.
Dilly help cleer up.
Dilly sayve spare ror paystry for berds,
giv berds brekferst in mornin.
Dilly exslent cook,
exslent helper
exslent berd carfterer!

MWEAH!
Dilly like!

Dilly go for walk in town...

Dilly go for walk other day.
Mummy come, bring camra.

Dilly walk in town, Colchester.
Dilly go see fayvrit shop!!!
See wat shop be calld?
Shop sell flowers!

Hav lots gween an pink in window....
Not abol buy daffodillys today, shop be closed.
Then Dilly see good advert for Bank! MWEAH!
Dilly see raynbow. Pwitty!

Wen go home, Dilly want foto wiv heather in Dilly garden!
Dilly hav foto wiv spungy plarnt too.
Mummy say be calld "You-for-bee-er".
Stanley say, want mor fotoes ov Dilly!
Fnarrr!!!!!!
Fnar!
(Mayke Dilly blush, go pink.)
(Aww.. thanks, Stanley! Dilly like pink!)

OK Stanley?
Like fotoes?

MWEAH!
Dilly like!

MWEAH! Dilly be pink pwinsess!

You Are Miss Piggy

A total princess and diva, you're totally in charge - even if people don't know it. You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won't settle for anything less. You're going to be a total star, and you won't let any of the "little people" get in your way. Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift!

The Muppet Personality Test

Fnarrr!

Fnarrrr!!!!!!!!!

Mweah!

Dilly like!

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Sleepy Sheeps

Dilly find luvley pikcher.
Be pikcher sleepy sheeps.
Sleepy BAYBY sheeps.
Mayke Dilly go ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........

Dilly think,
"Post on Dilly blog, mayke other peepol go ahhhhhhh!"
MWEAH!
Dilly do!

Mayke go ahhhh?

MWEAH!
Dilly like!