Mweahhhh.... Dilly vizit Chuck! dilly like Chuck. Chuck be ferst other dwagon Dilly meet on pewter. Chuck be fun. Dilly an chuck go weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee down bannister. Dilly an Chuck hide from Bears. Jumpt owt wen Bears go parst. Showt "GOT BEAR!" Nheeee he eheeee....
2. Iff u dood bee annee wun huhmun in hiztowwee who wud u bee an huhow wud u danj duh whold?
Mweah! Dilly be Mary Kwont. Dilly NOT invent mini-skirt. Dilly invent long, long long long pwinsessy dressis an all gerls evware ware longgg dwesses an look pwinsessy.
3. Wut huhmun du u admiow mozt an y?
Dilly mire Tommy Lee Jones. Tommy Lee Jones kill bad wagons an carfter littol wagons. Dilly see in dokmentry on telly. Dokmentry calld Men In Blak. Dilly see 2 times. Tommy Lee Jones brayve. Be frend ov littol wagons. Trayne other man be frend other wagons too. Ahhh..... Dilly lyke Tommy Lee Jones very much alot.
Dilly mire "Horatio" too. 'Rayshio be on CSI Miami. Catch baddies. Carfter good peepol. Got majik sunglasses. Peepol not kno hoo be baddie. Rayshio put on sunglasses an then kno. Mweah! Rayshio be brayve. Liv neer croco-wagons, liv neer allogater-wagons.
Dilly also mire Gwanny. Gwanny hav LOTS wagons in howse. Dilly like vizit an play wiv. Gwanny be Mummy's Mummy. Make Gwanny dubbol nice.
4. Wut duz yo poop wook yike? (min wookz yike wockz an duznt dink)
HEEEEEEEeheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nor, wagon poo not smell. BEAR poo smell. Smell bad!
Norrrrrr................... Dilly not kno wat Dilly poo be like! Dilly be laydy. Be pwinsessy. Dilly not look!
5. Doo u dweem in kolow?
MWEAH!! Dilly dweem in gweeeeeeeeeeeeeennnn an pink!
Thank Chuck for kwestchons!!!!
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