BE DILLY BERFDAY!!!
Dilly hav 2 berfdays evwy yeer, like Qween Lisbeth.
Today be ferst berfday this yeer.
HUWAYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mummy wayke up Dilly.
(Dilly been sleep in box ov ribbons!)
Mummy say,
"HAPPY BERFDAY, DILLY!!"
Dilly say, "Mnorr?" -Dilly forget!!!
Dilly better go get dresst up for berfday KWIKLY!!!!
MWEAH! Be better!
Dilly open cards ferst!-
Awwww... be pwitty; be gween an pink an hav bow an flowers an cat (be fwom Mummy an Daddy)
NEXT!!
Aww! Be long crocowagon!!!
Be fwom Bob, an Nessie, an Mr Scooter, an Pilchard Familee (familee ov cats awl calld Pilchard)
Now.......pwesents!!!
Awww be fwom Bob! Wat be? Wat be? (Be nice pink tishoo payper!)
Oh! Be new wibbon!!!! PINK wibbon!!!!!!
THANK Bob!!!! (Fnar! Dilly giv Bob hug! Bob not like! Fnar!)
Mmnnnnnnrrr....wat be? Long thin pwesent... be nayke????
HWWWWWAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Think ment be pensil. But Dilly think be better as magic fairwy wand!!!
...or....... be tikkol stik for tikkling Bob!!! FNAR!!! Bob not like!!!!
Nyumm!!! Choklit bug!!!
Ooooo Dilly hav LOTS pwesents!!!!
Choklit mousies! Be pink an wite....hmmm.... Dilly hav idea!
Giv wite choklit mousie Bob.....
....giv wite choklit mousie Daddy....
.....giv wite choklit mousie Nessie....
HWARRR!!!!!!!! Now Dilly hav awl PINK mousies!!!
Now larst pwesent. Hmnn be biggest!.......
Huwayyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! Be toy dinowagons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dilly goin hav fun ventchers bein dinowagon! Fnarr!
Dilly hav lotsa pwesents an luvly cards!!!!
Layter, hav cayke! An choklit cwossants an strorbry custerd (be pink custerd!) be luvly!!!!!!!!!!
Dilly happy wagon!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mnor? Wat age be??
2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!