Dilly an Nessie play joke on Bob

FNARRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dilly play joke on Bob!
Dilly play joke on Bob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smornin,
Dilly an Nessie arsk Bob play hide-seek.
Bob say ok, want play.
Dilly say, Dilly an Nessie hide ferst.
Wen Bob tern rownd,
cownt,
Dilly an Nessie not moov!!!!!!
FNARR!!!
Not go hide!
Not go!!!!
Fnarr!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next,
Bob tern rownd an JUMP!
FNARR!!
Not noe Dilly an Nessie still be!
Dilly an Nessie mayke Bob jump,
go "FWERR!" an fall bakwerds!!!!


FNAR
NARRRRRRRRRRRRNARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
NARRRRRRRRNARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob not think funny.
Bob not get joke!
Go sulk AWL DAY!!!
Bob not hav sense hewmer.
Bob not hav sense smell, niver.
FNARRRRRRRNARRRRRRRRRNARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dilly tayke Granny edewcayshunal owting

Dilly tayke Granny to mewseum!
Mewseum hav speshol days,
wen can see speshol creetchers.
See big python.
Python nayme be Mia.
Dilly say, HEWO MIA!!!!

Mia not arnser.
Mia jus look.
Mweah.
Dilly not happy.
Dilly like be anollidged!

Granny go say hewo too.
Say, HEWO MIA!!!

Nor! Mia not arnser Granny iver!!!

Granny go see uther nayke.
Uther nayke be mor frendly.
Hav cuddow wiv Granny.

Mweah!
Granny do big luvly luvly smile!

Dilly think maybe nayke tikkol Granny! Fnar!

Dilly also meet wagons.....

HEWO BEERDY WAGON!!!

Beerdy Wagon say, HEWO DILLY!

HEWO SKINKY WAGON!!!!

Mweah!
Be rinky dink skink!!!
Be bloo-tong skink from Straylia!
Say, G'DAY, DILLY!!!!

(Wagons ownly be in ickol playces for arfternoon, wen be meetin peepols an ickol wagons. Rest ov time liv in proper wagony playces like carsols, wiv lots room.)

Dilly be worry bowt ickol Gecko-wagon.
Hav meezows?

NOR!!!
Not be meezows!
Be speshow pattern for hiding among Smarties!!!! Fnar!!!!

Presents from Straylia!

Miss Feronia liv upsidedown in Straylia!
Hav BOOOOOOOOOOTIFOW wagon.
Wagon be nayme PUFF!
(Nor! Dilly not abol find foto Puff! Nor!)

Puff send present awl way to Colchester!!!
LUUK!!!

Be BOOOOOTFOW card fow Dilly!!!!

An extra speshol nekless!!!!!

How look????

Be luvly luvly!!!
THANK, Puff!!!!!
THANK, Feronia!!!!!

(If want see wat stinky bear BOB get in parsol, clik heew.)

Dilly go nersey shoppin for Granny.

Luvly Pwinsess Stardust rite Mummy an say,
like apricots?
Say, reed that apricots be speshol food,
lots peepol think apricots be gud for hed.
Be gud for memory.
Maybe help Granny be bit better?

Mweah!
Be werth try!

Dilly go owt for apricots.
Shop not hav apricots!!!
Dilly by apricotty things insted:

Granny be wiv Dilly famly today.
Dilly tell Granny, need eet apricots!
Granny eet 2 apricots.
Say mmmmmnnnyum yum nnyum.
Huwayy!!!!