Dilly's Cwismoss

Dilly been having luvly time!

Father Cwismoss leev presents in soks for Bob an Dilly!

DILLY GET TCHAARA!!!!
MWeah!
AWL pwinsesses shud hav tchaara!

Wat else?
Wat else?
Ooor! Choklit angels!!!

....an wat?
Ooor! Magical Klide-a-scope!!!

Bob giv Dilly present!!!

Wat be? Wat be?

Orr! Be cookie dinowagon!!!
Fnarr!
Bob say be calld 'dinoclaus'!
Fnarr!
Bob be funny!

Nex open present from Beanie.
Beanie send 2 pikcher cards!
MWEAH!
DILLY LIKE LOTS!!!!
Hav crocowagons on!!!!

Nex Mummy bring hot choklit cwossonts.
Be yum!

Arfter, awl go Unkol David's howse for Cwismoss dinner. Awl be luvly day!!!!

Dilly hope evbody hav luvly days!!!!

Mewy Cwismoss!!!!!!!!!

Happy Cwismoss evbodeeee!!!!!!!!!!

Wagon berds in Dilly's snowy garden.

Dilly garden be under lots snow!
Dilly put food owt for wagon berds.
Wagon berds get cold!
Need lots food keep warm!
Heer be pikcher Dilly tayke blakberd;

Heer be pikcher Dilly tayke ov uther blakberd:

Heer be pikcher Dilly tayke ov both blakberds gether:

FNARRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do feed wagon berds?

Dilly been upset

Dilly been bein vewy upset.
Miss Fluffy died.
Dilly never looz payshunt befor.
Dilly be awlways exslent nerse!
Dilly be sad.

Mummy say,
be ok,
an not be Dilly falt.
NOT be Dilly falt.
Dilly be good nerse.
Werk hard.
Be gentol to Miss Fluffy.

Por Miss Fluffy go cat Heven now.

Mummy be sad too.
Dilly say,
Miss Fluffy be at Raynbow Bridge, Mummy!
Be play wiv flutterbyes an run in sun!
Be wiv Mama cat an sister cat, Figs.
Be ok, Mummy!

Dilly buy speshow Crismoss present fow Mummy,
mayke Mummy smile.

Dilly by luvly card for Mummy

Mummy hav uther berfday.
How old?
Be big 2 now!!!
(Fnar. Dilly be cheeky wagon, say how old Mummy be.)

Dilly giv Mummy luvly sparkly card-

Dilly ryte on card,
Dilly poynt owt best bits cayse Mummy miss;
Dilly ryte "PINK" an "SPARKLY" an "FLWER".
Mweah.
Now Mummy not miss best bits.
Mummy fully preeshyate.

Dilly be exslent, genruss, helpfow wagon.

Dilly spot pwinsessy car!

Dilly go shopping wiv Mummy an Granny.
Dilly spot pwinsessy car!
Be cadillak!

Hav ribbon!
HAV BIG PINK BOW!!!!!
Dilly wayte by Town Hall,
hope see pwinsess,
but not see.
Maybe be for Dilly?
Look for driver,
Dilly goin arsk,
"Pwinsess car be for Dilly?"
But no driver be,
an Mummy say,
"Come on, Dilly,
haff go now."
Dowwwwwwwwwwwwwww..........
Dilly haff go!
Never see hoo be in car!
Never hav go in car!
Dowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
be awl Mummy's falt.
MWEAH!
NEXT time!

Luvly pwesents an cards!!!!!

Dilly an Bob get sprizes in post!
Look!
Be big porsol!
Be fwom HAMMIE HAMSTER!!!!!

Be cards!!!

MWEAH!
Hav pikchers mandalas,
Hammie's Ma dror!
(Be vewy clever laydy.)

 Awww....

Dilly be glad be Hammie fwend too!
 
Wat else be??

Be luvly DUTCH cookies!
Bob get owt ov box,
but Mummy say,
hav SHARE, Bob!
(MWEAH!)

An wat else.....
WOW!!!!

Be speshow choklits!
Be in shaype letters.
Wun be D an wun be B.
Good.
Bob not be abol steel Dilly's!

Nyum nyum nyum.....
be luvly!

THANK, HAMMIE!!!!
BIG THANK!!!!!!

Luvly card fwom Beanie!!!!!

Postman bring sprize!
Be mor Beanie cards!
HUWAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DILLY LUV GET BEANIE CARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Awww....
Beanie an Beanie Ma say THANK for vizit larst week!

 Awww,
Beanie an Andrea,
be vewy welkum!
Dilly think vizit day be goin be wun Dilly's most fayvrit memrys ever!
MWEAH!!!!!!
(Not worry:
 Dilly hav slektiv memry.
 Dilly abol deleet bit ware Bob fart in cafe.)

DILLY BREEV FIRE!!!!!

Look!
Look!
Dilly breev fire!!!
Breev wagonny fire!!!!

HAHAHAHA!!!!
Not be reelly!
Not reelly!

Dilly play trik!!!
FNARRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FNARRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fnarrr!!!!!!!

Be leef!!

Dilly think be vewy pritty!
Be like pwinsessy skert!

Fnar!
Fawl for Dilly trik?
Fnar!