DILLY'S CASTLE

Year of Wagon! Mweah!

2012-01-27T00:33:00.000Z

Be noo loonar yeer.
Be yeer ov WAGONS!!!
Like Dilly noo banner?

Mweah!
Dilly like!

Dilly get Beanie Mail!

2012-01-19T15:10:00.000Z

Dilly hav Beanie Mail uther day!!!!!!!!!!
Dilly win big klekshun Beanie Art!

Hav Beanie-Mowse stampd on envlope!

Dilly like!

Ooooo Beanie cards!

Mweah!

Lots luvly stuff!!

Beanie be so kreaytiv!

THANK, BEANIE!!!! THANK!!!!!!!!!!!!

An today, Dilly hav luvly postcard from George.
George be luvly wagon,
liv wiv Beanie.
George be vewy gween.
Culler PINK dwess for Dilly!
Mnrrrrrrrr............. vewy pwitty!!!

Oww George rytin be vewy cewt an neet!

THANK, GEORGE!!!!!!!!

FNAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dilly like!

Noo Yeer

2012-01-10T20:56:00.000Z

Happy noo yeer!!!
Be yeer 2 - 0 - 1 - 2, or yeer 2 for short.
FNAR!

Heer be foto Dilly tayke,
be larst sunset of old yeer in Colchester.

Dilly mayke noo yeer cards.
Carve owt pikcher in ickle disk.

Mayke pikcher Dilly!

Heer be Dilly desine:

Be loons!

Fnar!

Dilly mayke lots cards fow fwends.

Hmnnnn.... card on top ov pile be decoraytid wiv ladybugs. Gess hoo be? Gess? Fnar!!

Dilly hav cards for

Hammie (Fnar! Dilly giv gayme way!)
Miss Peach's (awww) Mum
Bumblevee
Granny K
Feronia
Blue an Woodstock
Juuuuuuuuliiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee, luvly Julie
George Wagon an Beanie an fwends
Mrs Nesbitt

Dilly hav sum cards spare, but not hav uther addresses.
Wud send Mggie an Mitch,
wud send Daisy Curly Cat,
not hav dresses.

Send uther cards too,
if hav lots uther dresses.
Aww...Dilly say

HAPPY NOO YEER EVWUN,

WAREVER BE!!!!

An if want card, send address! Fnarr!!!!

Dilly sing Puff on Crismoss Day

2011-12-29T21:47:00.002Z

MWEAH!

Go joyne in!

2011-12-24T17:26:00.003Z

TWO posts today, ok?
Heer be ferst-
Beanie Mouse hav prize dror!
Go joyne in!
Heer be link- Win Beanie art!!!

Huwayyy!
Now scroll to next post an see wat Dilly been up to! Fnar!

Wat Dilly be up to

2011-12-24T16:45:00.002Z

Hewo!!!!!!!!!

Dilly not blog for long time.
Sorrrrrwy!
Dilly be bein bizzy wagon.

Dilly been bridesmaid (prittiest)

Dilly help rap presents
(heer be calendar wiv wagon on)

Fnarr!!!!!! Scooter help too!

Dilly hav Crismoss Crib.
Look!
Ickol-Bayby-Cheeses not be heew yet.
But Mary hav teddy bear reddy for bayby!
(Cheeses hav suffer lots, eevn as bayby!)

Kings not be heew yet.
Heer be Kings coming along shelf.
Eetch King hav own cat.
(MWEAH! Card in bakgrownd be from Mrs Nesbitt!!)

Dilly hav Advent Calendar. Open eevn numbers. Bob open odd numbers as Bob be odd.

Today be last dor.
Be big dor!
Be last dor an be eevn number- so Dilly win agen!
Dilly goin open.

Aww!!!
Look!
Be Mary, Joseff, Ickol-Bayby-Cheeses!
An hav bunnys an mouses, too!
Probly arfter stror bayby be lying on!
"Oi! Get off dinner!"
FNARR!

Dilly help Mummy mayke pre-Crismoss feest for fwends

Dilly carfter Granny

Dilly go shops today,
hav wun mor present by.
Be speshow present for wagon-berds in garden.
Be meealy-werms.

Robin luv!

Dilly help decorwayte tree...

Heew be Dilly fayvrit decorayshun!
FNARR!

Dilly do lots things.
Be sooooo bizzy, not abol do Crismoss cards.
Sooooo..........
Dilly go do New Yeer cards sted.
Dilly be diffent.
Dilly not be diktabol like stinky bear.

Wud like New Yeer card fwom Dilly?
Be shor Dilly hav address!
Email Mummy heer!

Meenwile..........................
HAPPY CRISMOSS EVBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mummy's Berfday

2011-11-08T16:10:00.000Z

Mweahhh!
Today be Dilly Mummy's berfday!
Dilly giv luvly card.
Scooter come, giv too.

Dilly rite warning on envlope:
"For Dilly Mummy-
If be stinky bear leev lone!"

Fnarr!

Front ov card be exslent:

Show gween creetcher wiv ANTENNA AN BOW!!!
BE LIKE DILLY!!!! FNARRR!!

Mr Scooter also help Dilly giv Mummy present....

Mweah! Be very yewsfow book!

Happy Berfday, Dilly Mummy!!!!

Dilly meet George an George like skarf!!!

2011-10-30T13:00:00.000Z

Dilly, Mummy an Bob go London, meet Beanie, Tango Bear an ....
GEORGE!!!!

Fnar!

Mummy ferget tayke camra (NORTY Mummy)
Beanie tell Dilly,
not worry,
borro Beanie fotoes sted.

Aww THANK Beanie!

Heer be foto Dilly giv George skarf.
George reed tag.

Heer be foto George ware skarf.
George like!
Be jus rite size!

Awww heer be foto Dilly say goodby George.
Bug hug byyyyyyyeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hav luvly time in London!
Go shopping,
go on big red bus,
go eat.

If want see lots lots mor, pleez vizit Beanie blog.
Beanie haff lots fotoes!

Bye for now!!

Dilly finish mayking skarf for George

2011-10-15T13:05:00.000+01:00

George be wagon, liv wiv Beanie.
Dilly an Bob goin to meet up wiv George an Beanie layter this munth.
Dilly be sytid!
But Dilly be worry,
may be cowld.
Dilly mayke skarf for George.
Look!
Dilly croshay:

Think skarf be long nuff?

Dilly not shor if wayte an giv George wen meet,
or send so George can ware on day.

Dilly think better send,
cayse be cowld on day.
Dilly fold up skarf to send-

Mweah!

Dilly hav new dwess. Be awl laycey.

2011-10-07T21:28:00.000+01:00

Dilly hav new dwess.
Dwess be awl laycey.
Be mayde ov croshay.

Dwess hav tiny tiny weeny pink button on bak!!

Can see?

Mummy lernin croshay but not abol do dwesses yet so bi wun for Dilly insted.
Dilly hope Mummy lern mayde dwesses fast.
Hurry, Mummy! Hurry!
Fnar!!!!
Perhaps be abol croshay clothes for Bob,
then Bob be abol chaynge mor
an not be so stinky.
Be stinky,
just not be SO stinky.
HEHE!

Julie be luvly!

2011-09-20T22:56:00.001+01:00

Dilly fwend, Julie, send Dilly luvly sprize!

Dilly open wiv pink sizzers-

Awwww!!!!!
Be lots luvly things!!!!

Pink cards an speshow laces-
Dilly abol yewz laces as wibbons
(cunning)

Julie rite letter on Beanie Art card!

Julie mayke speshow bookmark for Dilly.
Be pink, be shiney, hav luvly sea-horse!
(sea horses be vewy pwinsessy)

Sum sparkly stikkers be Bears,
be fow Bob,
Dilly say,
"BOB! BOB!"
Bob like very much alot.

Look!
LOOOOOOK!!!!!
Sparkly glittery flutterbyes!

Wat be wapt in purply tishoo???
Be hevy,
mus be sumthing vewy speshol...

AWW!!!!!!!!!!
Be wagon!
BE WAGON!
Be awl sparkly an glittery too!!!!
Be proper book, look!!

Be book jus fow Wagons,
for Wagon bizznuss ownly!

THANK, JULIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MWEAH!

Dilly be sad for old frend gon away

2011-08-26T11:40:00.000+01:00

Deer MISS PEACH

be gon to Heaven now.

Dilly be sad......

waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

wahwahwahwahwah

wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Dilly ware blak bow....

Dilly frend Chester put blak ribbon on....

Be sad.

Pleez go Miss Peachy's blog an leev messidge for Karla, she be Peachy's Mommy.

Waahhhhhhhhh

Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Syentiffik Reesertch continews....

2011-07-31T23:01:00.000+01:00

Huway! Lots frends tayke part in Dilly's laytest poll!

Heer be reesults-

Wat prefer hav land on nee?

arnser 1-

luvly pink pritty flutterby all luvly an pwinsessy? -BIG 2

arnser 2-

brown hairy itchy moth, lots ov hairy legs an brown? LITTOL 2

Huwayyy!!!
MOST Dilly frends get rite arnser agen!!!!
WELL DUN!

Kay,
heer be new poll!

KWESTCHUN: How keep cool in heatwayve?

ARNSER 1: tayke lots luvly baths wiv sweet smell bubbols?

ARNSER 2: sit in sercol wiv Bear frends an fart to mayke drafts?

Pleez chooz arnser from poll at top rite hand ov blog!!!

Thank for support ov Dilly portent syentiffik reesertch!

Byee!

MOR SYENTIFFIK REESERTCH

2011-07-19T23:34:00.001+01:00

THANK for taykin part in Dilly syentiffik reesertch!

Heew be result ov poll:

If win lottery, wat spend munny on?

arnser 1-

luvly noo wibbons, pink sessy dwesses, pink marshmallows for tea = BIG 2

arnser 2-

Lots pants, pants an mor pants, an choklit peanuts (brown) = LITTOL 2

Huwayyy!
Congratlayshuns! -Most peepol get rite arnser.

NOW!
Dilly set up noo poll.

KWESTCHUN: wat prefer hav land on nee?

ARNSER 1: luvly pink pritty flutterby all luvly an pwinsessy?

ARNSER 2: brown hairy itchy moth, lots ov hairy legs an brown?

Pleez chooz arnser from poll at top rite hand ov blog!!!

Thank for support ov Dilly portent syentiffik reesertch!

Byee!

New Syentiffik Poll

2011-07-05T19:06:00.000+01:00

Dilly be way long time,
think bowt noo kwestchun for peepol arnser.
Heewer be:

KWESTCHUN: If win lots lots lots munny, wat spend on?

ARNSER 1: Luvly noo wibbons, pink sessy dwesses, pink marshmallows for tea?

ARNSER 2: Lots pants, pants an mor pants, an choklit peanuts (brown)?

Mweah.
Pleez vote in poll on rite side ov Dilly blog.
Fank.
Good luk!

At larrrrrrrrrrrrst! Be Dilly new dwess!!!

2011-06-23T12:16:00.000+01:00

Dilly keep tryin post bowt new dwess.
Norty blogger not let.
Norty blogger be pain in bussell!
FNARR!

Heer Dilly goin try agen-

HUWAYY!!
Skirt be mayde pink nettin,
then be hav pink dotty wibbon,
waystecoat be mayde dark red felt.

Look! Flower bussell!!!!

Dilly hav new mirror to mire new dwess in-

Mweah! Dilly like!

Dilly hav new dwess wiv bussell

2011-06-22T10:20:00.001+01:00

Dilly Mummy mayke Dilly new dwess!

Be luvly!

Hav bussell!!!

NORTY BLOGGER NOT LET DILLY POST PHOTO'S!!!!
NORTY!!!
NORRRRRRRRRRRRRRTY!!!!

Dilly goin stalk Blogger,
goin poke wiv pointy stik.
Mnrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..............

Dilly feed wagon-berds an Robin be fwend

2011-05-26T11:07:00.001+01:00

Dilly been feedin wagon-berds in garden.
Dilly think fayvrit be Robin.

Dilly feed ickol bits suet.
Put ickol bits suet in garden-
wen go bak to taybol get mor,
Robin be pinchin!!!!

Robin be so cheeky!!!!
FNARR!!!!!!!!!

Dilly be home from Woyle Wedding

2011-05-01T11:36:00.000+01:00

See Dilly on balcony???
Dilly be in front ov bride,
neer grumpy bridesmaid!

Dilly hav luvvvvvvvvvvly time!
Fnarr!

Hav Easter Egg to show, kwikly!!

2011-04-28T23:50:00.001+01:00

Mummy say,
"Dilly! Dilly!"
Dilly say,
"Wat be?"
Mummy say,
"Dilly! Put pikcher ov Dilly Easter Egg on blog yet?"
Dilly say,
"Nor!"
Mummy say,
"Dilly best do!"
Dilly say,
"DILLY BE BIZZY CROCOWAGON, MUMMY!"
Mummy say,
"Aw...Dilly do!"

Mweah.

Heer be pikcher Dilly Easter Egg.
Be speshow Pwinsess Egg.
(Be pink too.)

Dilly like egg vewy much lots.

MWEAH!
OK MUMMY?
DILLY DO!

Now Dilly haff go.....
Dilly go portent wedding morrow.....

ST GEORGE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2011-04-23T21:29:00.000+01:00

HAPPY SAYNTE GEORGE DAY!!
Huwaayyy!!!!
Be speshow day for Dilly,
be Dilly uther berfday!

Dilly see speshow van park owtside howse!!!
Be fwom best flower shop in town!!!

FNARR!!!!!!!!!!

Dilly put on speshow Eastery bonnet:

Layter,
Dilly an Nessie hav Angel Caykes.

NYUM NYUM NYUM
PINK CAYKE!!!

Fnarr!!

Dilly hav luvly day.
Hav luvly day too?

George

2011-04-21T13:00:00.001+01:00

Heew meet Dilly new frend!
GEORGE!!
George be wagon.
George liv wiv Beanie.

Heew be George Wagon wiv Beanie an frend Gilbert.

George be frendly wagon,

send Dilly card,

send luvly laycey wibbon!!!!

THANK George!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dilly mayke card for George, say THANK.
Dilly yewz wagon stamp-
wagon stamp be pwesent from Di at Pixie's Workshop...
THANK, DI!!!!!!!!!!

Mweah!
Saterday be Saynte George day!
Saynte George be paytron saynt ov England.
Also be Dilly uther berfday.

Norty peepol say,
Saynte George fort wagon!
NORRR!
Saynte George TORT wagon!

-Tort how tie bows,
how reed,
how cook caykes,
mayke tea.
Saynte George play wiv wagon an tikkol wiv long stik,
sumtime wagon play ded!
Awl be part of gayme!
Fnarr!!!!
Heer be pikchers Saynte George:

tikkol tikkol!!!

Fnar! Wagon grab hold Saynte George stik! Fnar!

Heew be Saynte George teech wagon reed. Fnar! Wagon breev on payper an fire come owt!

stop stop! Be too tikkly! Fnar!

Be Saynte George day Saterday.
Dilly goin hav speshol cayke gen!
Hope evwun enjoy day!

BE DILLY BERFDAY!!!!!!!

2011-04-11T14:24:00.001+01:00

BE DILLY BERFDAY!!!

Dilly hav 2 berfdays evwy yeer, like Qween Lisbeth.
Today be ferst berfday this yeer.

HUWAYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mummy wayke up Dilly.
(Dilly been sleep in box ov ribbons!)
Mummy say,
"HAPPY BERFDAY, DILLY!!"
Dilly say, "Mnorr?" -Dilly forget!!!

Dilly better go get dresst up for berfday KWIKLY!!!!

MWEAH! Be better!

Dilly open cards ferst!-

Awwww... be pwitty; be gween an pink an hav bow an flowers an cat (be fwom Mummy an Daddy)

NEXT!!

Aww! Be long crocowagon!!!

Be fwom Bob, an Nessie, an Mr Scooter, an Pilchard Familee (familee ov cats awl calld Pilchard)

Now.......pwesents!!!

Awww be fwom Bob! Wat be? Wat be? (Be nice pink tishoo payper!)

Oh! Be new wibbon!!!! PINK wibbon!!!!!!

THANK Bob!!!! (Fnar! Dilly giv Bob hug! Bob not like! Fnar!)

Mmnnnnnnrrr....wat be? Long thin pwesent... be nayke????

HWWWWWAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Think ment be pensil. But Dilly think be better as magic fairwy wand!!!

...or....... be tikkol stik for tikkling Bob!!! FNAR!!! Bob not like!!!!

Nyumm!!! Choklit bug!!!

Ooooo Dilly hav LOTS pwesents!!!!

Choklit mousies! Be pink an wite....hmmm.... Dilly hav idea!

Giv wite choklit mousie Bob.....

....giv wite choklit mousie Daddy....

.....giv wite choklit mousie Nessie....

HWARRR!!!!!!!! Now Dilly hav awl PINK mousies!!!

Now larst pwesent. Hmnn be biggest!.......

Huwayyy!!!!!!!!!!!!! Be toy dinowagons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dilly goin hav fun ventchers bein dinowagon! Fnarr!

Dilly hav lotsa pwesents an luvly cards!!!!

Layter, hav cayke! An choklit cwossants an strorbry custerd (be pink custerd!) be luvly!!!!!!!!!!

Dilly happy wagon!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mnor? Wat age be??

2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dilly giv Mummy luvly card

2011-04-04T23:07:00.001+01:00

Yestaday be Mother's Day.
Dilly giv Mummy luvly card.
Card be pikcher ov smiley flutterbug!!!

Mummy like!
MWEAH!
Dilly like too!
Dilly hav good tayste.
(not like Bob.)

FNAR!!!

Dilly be bak an do new thing

2011-03-21T23:03:00.000Z

Dilly be bak gen!
Huway!!

Dilly goin do sumthing new on Dilly blog!
Dilly goin reevoo books!!

Hee be Dilly ferst reevoo:

WAT BE NAYME OV BOOK?: A Lovely Love Story
HOO MAYDE BOOK?: Edward Monkton
WAT BOOK BE BOWT?:Luvly dinowagon meet lonley boy dinowagon an dinowagons fall in luv an sit on hill in sun.
HOW LONG BE?: 2 pages, not vewy long.
HAV WAGONS IN?: Mweah
HAV BEARS IN?: Nor
BUY, BORROW or BURN?: Buy! Buy!

Mweah! Dilly like!

bye bye for now

2011-01-13T00:41:00.000Z

DIlly be sorry to bring bad news,
but Dilly not abol blog becos
hav carfter Mummy.
Mummy hav bad hed.
Be all xorsted.
Dilly, Bob an Mummy not be blog for wile,
hav tayke brayke.

Maybe if noe Mummy address,
send sumthing say hullo,
say not worry, Mummy,
feel better soon.

Mummy be feel vewy low.
Dilly goin do ear hugs.
Bob do hed hugs.

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Dilly be bak wen can,
pwomiss!!!!

Dilly's Cwismoss

2010-12-29T13:10:00.000Z

Dilly been having luvly time!

Father Cwismoss leev presents in soks for Bob an Dilly!

DILLY GET TCHAARA!!!!
MWeah!
AWL pwinsesses shud hav tchaara!

Wat else?
Wat else?
Ooor! Choklit angels!!!

....an wat?
Ooor! Magical Klide-a-scope!!!

Bob giv Dilly present!!!

Wat be? Wat be?

Orr! Be cookie dinowagon!!!
Fnarr!
Bob say be calld 'dinoclaus'!
Fnarr!
Bob be funny!

Nex open present from Beanie.
Beanie send 2 pikcher cards!
MWEAH!
DILLY LIKE LOTS!!!!
Hav crocowagons on!!!!

Nex Mummy bring hot choklit cwossonts.
Be yum!

Arfter, awl go Unkol David's howse for Cwismoss dinner. Awl be luvly day!!!!

Dilly hope evbody hav luvly days!!!!

Mewy Cwismoss!!!!!!!!!

2010-12-24T23:28:00.000Z

Happy Cwismoss evbodeeee!!!!!!!!!!

Wagon berds in Dilly's snowy garden.

2010-12-21T12:15:00.000Z

Dilly garden be under lots snow!
Dilly put food owt for wagon berds.
Wagon berds get cold!
Need lots food keep warm!
Heer be pikcher Dilly tayke blakberd;

Heer be pikcher Dilly tayke ov uther blakberd:

Heer be pikcher Dilly tayke ov both blakberds gether:

FNARRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do feed wagon berds?

Dilly been upset

2010-12-18T12:17:00.000Z

Dilly been bein vewy upset.
Miss Fluffy died.
Dilly never looz payshunt befor.
Dilly be awlways exslent nerse!
Dilly be sad.

Mummy say,
be ok,
an not be Dilly falt.
NOT be Dilly falt.
Dilly be good nerse.
Werk hard.
Be gentol to Miss Fluffy.

Por Miss Fluffy go cat Heven now.

Mummy be sad too.
Dilly say,
Miss Fluffy be at Raynbow Bridge, Mummy!
Be play wiv flutterbyes an run in sun!
Be wiv Mama cat an sister cat, Figs.
Be ok, Mummy!

Dilly buy speshow Crismoss present fow Mummy,
mayke Mummy smile.

Dilly by luvly card for Mummy

2010-11-09T10:39:00.001Z

Mummy hav uther berfday.
How old?
Be big 2 now!!!
(Fnar. Dilly be cheeky wagon, say how old Mummy be.)

Dilly giv Mummy luvly sparkly card-

Dilly ryte on card,
Dilly poynt owt best bits cayse Mummy miss;
Dilly ryte "PINK" an "SPARKLY" an "FLWER".
Mweah.
Now Mummy not miss best bits.
Mummy fully preeshyate.

Dilly be exslent, genruss, helpfow wagon.

Dilly spot pwinsessy car!

2010-11-03T22:16:00.000Z

Dilly go shopping wiv Mummy an Granny.
Dilly spot pwinsessy car!
Be cadillak!

Hav ribbon!
HAV BIG PINK BOW!!!!!
Dilly wayte by Town Hall,
hope see pwinsess,
but not see.
Maybe be for Dilly?
Look for driver,
Dilly goin arsk,
"Pwinsess car be for Dilly?"
But no driver be,
an Mummy say,
"Come on, Dilly,
haff go now."
Dowwwwwwwwwwwwwww..........
Dilly haff go!
Never see hoo be in car!
Never hav go in car!
Dowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
be awl Mummy's falt.
MWEAH!
NEXT time!

Luvly pwesents an cards!!!!!

2010-11-02T11:49:00.002Z

Dilly an Bob get sprizes in post!
Look!
Be big porsol!
Be fwom HAMMIE HAMSTER!!!!!

Be cards!!!

MWEAH!
Hav pikchers mandalas,
Hammie's Ma dror!
(Be vewy clever laydy.)

Awww....

Dilly be glad be Hammie fwend too!

Wat else be??

Be luvly DUTCH cookies!
Bob get owt ov box,
but Mummy say,
hav SHARE, Bob!
(MWEAH!)

An wat else.....
WOW!!!!

Be speshow choklits!
Be in shaype letters.
Wun be D an wun be B.
Good.
Bob not be abol steel Dilly's!

Nyum nyum nyum.....
be luvly!

THANK, HAMMIE!!!!
BIG THANK!!!!!!

Luvly card fwom Beanie!!!!!

2010-11-01T10:04:00.001Z

Postman bring sprize!
Be mor Beanie cards!
HUWAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DILLY LUV GET BEANIE CARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awww....
Beanie an Beanie Ma say THANK for vizit larst week!

Awww,
Beanie an Andrea,
be vewy welkum!
Dilly think vizit day be goin be wun Dilly's most fayvrit memrys ever!
MWEAH!!!!!!
(Not worry:
Dilly hav slektiv memry.
Dilly abol deleet bit ware Bob fart in cafe.)

DILLY BREEV FIRE!!!!!

2010-10-30T22:48:00.000+01:00

Look!
Look!
Dilly breev fire!!!
Breev wagonny fire!!!!

HAHAHAHA!!!!
Not be reelly!
Not reelly!

Dilly play trik!!!
FNARRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FNARRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fnarrr!!!!!!!

Be leef!!

Dilly think be vewy pritty!
Be like pwinsessy skert!

Fnar!
Fawl for Dilly trik?
Fnar!

Dilly meet Beanie Mowse!!!

2010-10-29T15:43:00.000+01:00

Dilly LUV meet up wiv Blogger fwends!

Uther day, Dilly meet BEANIE!!!!

Meet Beanie an Beanie Ma, Andrea....

Hav lunch,
hav pumpkin soop an cayke!!!!

Be Beanie berfday so awl bring presents.
Dilly giv cookies in shaype ov wagons!

Beanie giv big beanie hugs, say "THANK!!"

Bob giv present, too, giv stikkers,
an Mummy dror pawtrayte ov Beanie on card-

Andrea hav big ruksak.
Say, all badges be from playces vizit.
Sum be vewy old.
Heer be Dilly's fayvrit.
Be from mewseum,
show dinowagons grow into wagonberds!

Beanie hav ruksak too.
Inside, keep lots seekrit things.
Also keep cownters.
Beanie say, can hav wun!
Awww THANK, Beanie!
Dilly chooze nysest wun.
Be pink.

arfter lunch,
go art shop
(Beanie be artist mowse)
Art shop be vewy speshol-
sell wooden bendy wagons,
help peepol dror wagons!

Beanie an Andrea leev on trayne.
Dilly an Bob wayte for train wiv Beanie...

Big hugs, then bye bye!

Awww....
Dilly luv Beanie!
Beanie be so soft an huggy!
An not smell,
not be like Bear at all!
FNARR!!!!

THANK for vizit, Beanie!! THANK, Andrea!!!

Pink! Huwayyy!

2010-10-24T14:22:00.000+01:00

Uther day,
Dilly leev messidge on Chewy blog.
Dilly leev messidge abowt pink be best.
Wen try publish,
werd veri-thing say "PINKS"!!
Fnarrr!!!!!!!!!

Dilly think Chewy blog muss be magik!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Huwayy!!!!!!!!!

Dilly get pwesent from Beanie!

2010-10-20T21:33:00.000+01:00

Dilly frend Beanie send Dilly thing!

Mweah!
Beanie envlopes alway be intrestin!

Awww be luvly card!

An Beanie send Dilly presents!

Be pink pensows!

Awww THANK, Beanie! THANK!

Dilly look forward MEET Beanie nex week!!!!
Dilly bring present fow Beanie! Be sumthing speshow. Hav wagon on!!!
MWEAH!

Ok heer be video!

2010-10-12T21:40:00.000+01:00

Fnarr!

THANK for doin poll!
Evrywun say MWEAH, DO SHO BOB ARFTER BATH!
(Well dun evbody. Be best arnser.)
OK!
Heer be video Bob arfter bath!

Mummy be dryin Bob wiv hair dryer an Bob not like!
FNAR!
But hav to dry,
as Bob wiv snotty cold be eevn mor noyin than Bob wivowt snotty cold!

HUWAYYYY!!! BOB HAV BATH!!!!!!!!!!!

2010-10-06T00:17:00.001+01:00

BE MIRAKOL!
BOB HAV BATH!!!!
MWEAH!
FNARR!!!!!!!!!

Miss Fluffy be sik on Bob's hed! FNNNARRR!!!!!!!!!
So haff giv Bob bath.
Bob go
moan moan moan moan moan moan moan moan on an on type moan till line ov moans be long as street.
Daddy giv Bob beer, get tipsy.
Bob shut up.
Fall sleep.
Then Mummy giv Bob bath.

Dry Bob wiv hair dryer.
Bob wayke up.

Dilly video!!!!!

Want see video ov Bob arfter bath?????
MWEAH???

VOTE VOTE VOTE!!!!! Fnar!

VOTE IN POLL!!!!!!!
SEE TOP RITE OF PAGE......
VOTE VOTE!!!

Dilly an Nessie play joke on Bob

2010-08-19T23:49:00.000+01:00

FNARRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dilly play joke on Bob!
Dilly play joke on Bob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smornin,
Dilly an Nessie arsk Bob play hide-seek.
Bob say ok, want play.
Dilly say, Dilly an Nessie hide ferst.
Wen Bob tern rownd,
cownt,
Dilly an Nessie not moov!!!!!!
FNARR!!!
Not go hide!
Not go!!!!
Fnarr!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next,
Bob tern rownd an JUMP!
FNARR!!
Not noe Dilly an Nessie still be!
Dilly an Nessie mayke Bob jump,
go "FWERR!" an fall bakwerds!!!!

FNAR
NARRRRRRRRRRRRNARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
NARRRRRRRRNARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob not think funny.
Bob not get joke!
Go sulk AWL DAY!!!
Bob not hav sense hewmer.
Bob not hav sense smell, niver.
FNARRRRRRRNARRRRRRRRRNARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dilly tayke Granny edewcayshunal owting

2010-08-17T01:00:00.001+01:00

Dilly tayke Granny to mewseum!
Mewseum hav speshol days,
wen can see speshol creetchers.
See big python.
Python nayme be Mia.
Dilly say, HEWO MIA!!!!

Mia not arnser.
Mia jus look.
Mweah.
Dilly not happy.
Dilly like be anollidged!

Granny go say hewo too.
Say, HEWO MIA!!!

Nor! Mia not arnser Granny iver!!!

Granny go see uther nayke.
Uther nayke be mor frendly.
Hav cuddow wiv Granny.

Mweah!
Granny do big luvly luvly smile!

Dilly think maybe nayke tikkol Granny! Fnar!

Dilly also meet wagons.....

HEWO BEERDY WAGON!!!

Beerdy Wagon say, HEWO DILLY!

HEWO SKINKY WAGON!!!!

Mweah!
Be rinky dink skink!!!
Be bloo-tong skink from Straylia!
Say, G'DAY, DILLY!!!!

(Wagons ownly be in ickol playces for arfternoon, wen be meetin peepols an ickol wagons. Rest ov time liv in proper wagony playces like carsols, wiv lots room.)

Dilly be worry bowt ickol Gecko-wagon.
Hav meezows?

NOR!!!
Not be meezows!
Be speshow pattern for hiding among Smarties!!!! Fnar!!!!

Presents from Straylia!

2010-08-07T21:28:00.002+01:00

Miss Feronia liv upsidedown in Straylia!
Hav BOOOOOOOOOOTIFOW wagon.
Wagon be nayme PUFF!
(Nor! Dilly not abol find foto Puff! Nor!)

Puff send present awl way to Colchester!!!
LUUK!!!

Be BOOOOOTFOW card fow Dilly!!!!

An extra speshol nekless!!!!!

How look????

Be luvly luvly!!!
THANK, Puff!!!!!
THANK, Feronia!!!!!

(If want see wat stinky bear BOB get in parsol, clik heew.)

Dilly go nersey shoppin for Granny.

2010-08-01T21:59:00.000+01:00

Luvly Pwinsess Stardust rite Mummy an say,
like apricots?
Say, reed that apricots be speshol food,
lots peepol think apricots be gud for hed.
Be gud for memory.
Maybe help Granny be bit better?

Mweah!
Be werth try!

Dilly go owt for apricots.
Shop not hav apricots!!!
Dilly by apricotty things insted:

Granny be wiv Dilly famly today.
Dilly tell Granny, need eet apricots!
Granny eet 2 apricots.
Say mmmmmnnnyum yum nnyum.
Huwayy!!!!

Dilly's fayvrit moth

2010-07-30T09:26:00.001+01:00

Look!
Heer be Dilly's fayvrit moth!!!
Nayme be
"Elephanty Hork Moth".
See wy Dilly like?
See?

MWEAH!!
Be gween an pink!!!!
Dilly like!!!!

Wagon Party!!!!

2010-07-28T20:11:00.000+01:00

Look wat Miss Peach send Dilly!

Be wagon party!
Miss Peach see wagon party on patio larst nite,
tayke foto for Dilly!

MWEAH!
THANK, Miss Peach!

If see gen, pleez arsk if Dilly can come joyne in too!
Dilly do karryokee an ware pink bow.
Bring cayke for Miss Peach,
yewz speshol tewna ressipy.

MWEAH!

Dilly get card fwom Beanie fwend!

2010-07-27T23:32:00.000+01:00

Hway! Dilly get letter from Beanie!!!!!

Wat be?
Wat be?

mweah!!!!!
Be xspeshol envlope!
Be pink an gween card an.....
Laydy Crocowagon card!!!

FNARR!!
Beanie say Bob stinky!

Dilly chooz card from Mummy's box, send Beanie.
Mummy say, can hav eny wun.
Dilly chooz card be sayme culler Dilly's dress!

Nex,
Mummy say,
Beanie an Beanie mummy mayke art wiv findings.
"Go see wat can find send Beanie for art, Dilly!"
Dilly go klektin things.....

mweah! Kroshay flower!

Choklit rapper!

Mnnnnnnnnorrrr..... not shor wat be.
Mad munky thing.

Add all gether!
Mayke big pile findings!

All pak neetly!
All send morro to Beanie!
Hope like, Beanie!
Hope abol mayke lots art!

THANK Beanie!

Oh deer! Dilly be gon long long time! (2 days!)

2010-06-22T20:58:00.001+01:00

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Dilly be not blogger wagon fow long long time.
Sorwy!

Be bizzy carfterin Granny.
Then be bizzy carfterin Mummy too,
wen Mummy go bit gar gar.

FNAR!
Dilly Mummy not be laydy Gar Gar!
Norr!
FNAR!!
Not be wat Dilly meen.
Nor!
Mummy be good gerl. Ware nikkers.
Nor!

Dily meen,
Mummy sumtime need rest, arfter carfterin Granny.
Mweah.

Fnar!
Laydy Gar Gar!!!!
Fnnnnarrr!!!!!!!!!!

OK nuff now.
Heer be reezon for blog-
uther day,
be Farther's Day.
Heer be card Dilly get for Daddy.

Be most exslent card in werld, mweah?
MWEAH!
BE!

OK heer be present Dilly buy for Daddy-

MWEAH!
Be choklits in tin.
Tin be gween wiv spiky perply flowers.
MWEAH!
DILLY LIKE!

Dilly Daddy like too.
Dilly Daddy like mor an mor than Bob's stinky card an stoopid present.

(Daddy not akchly SAY so, but BE.
Not abol SAY so as then Bob be gowin on an on an on awl day an fowever.)

Byee!!!!

Huwayyyy!!!

2010-04-26T09:18:00.000+01:00

Dilly hav LUVLY berfday uther day!

Heer be cards (2):

Heer be rozette:

Heer be berfday pens from Daddy:

Heer be berfday lobster.
Be from Bob!
Be for Dilly play in barth!
Mweah!

Heer be berfday choklit frog.
Be from Nessie!

Heer be berfday bag!
Hav flutterbye on.
Hav flutterby for Dilly tenna, too.
Be from Granny!

Heer be luvly choklit lolly.
Hav luvly Miss Kitty on!
Be from Mummy!

Heer be berfday cayke.
Dilly worry...
maybe too brown?
too bloo?

Norr!!!
No worry!
Be luvly inside!
Hav creem an hav lemon jam!

Dilly go vizit wagons at Granny's new howse.
Awl hav speshol playce.
Hav own windosill now.

Wagon bring Dilly berfday cayke!

WUn be play wiv train....

Heer be newset wagon to come liv wiv Granny.
Hav been hopsikol.
Mummy see an think,
mweah, Granny hav been hopsikol too.
Ickol wagon say,
"Be very brayve!"
Mummy think,
Granny be brayve too,
come liv wiv Granny!

Wun wagonhav hedgermahogin frend.

Dily like hedgermahogins, too!

Dilly hav nice day.

Dilly be sytid!

2010-04-22T09:55:00.000+01:00

Dilly hav UTHER berfday MORRO!

Fnarr!

Dilly be awl sytid.

¬" ¬" ¬" ¬" ¬" ¬" ¬"

Sorry not be abol blog long time!!

Granny com liv neer Dilly.

Not be well larst week,

Dilly be bein nerse agen.

Then awl go to river on Sunday!

Go ickol town calld Wivenhoe.

Sit neer river:

Be luvly...

Evwun hav fish an chips for lunch!

Dilly hav too!

Granny be happy!

¬" ¬" ¬" ¬" ¬" ¬" ¬"

Hope hav luvly cayke morro,

hav cayke for secund berfday.

Goin share wiv Granny.

Dilly wunder if goin get presents too......

Dilly hav ickol berfday

2010-04-05T14:54:00.000+01:00

Today be Dilly berfday.
Dilly hav 2 berfdays evry yeer.
Hav wun today,
hav uther on St George Day.

Today, Dilly ownly hav ICKOL berfday.
Hav ickol berfday becos Daddy be away.
Daddy be away in Ierland.
Grandad Poppa hav berfday uther day,
be very old.
Daddy go help sellybrayte wiv rest famly.

Dilly, Bob, Mummy stay hynde.

Dilly not spekt hav mutch berfday.
Be awl bizzy,
be at Granny howse wiv Mummy,
help Granny pak,
moov howse this week.
So Dilly not spekt peepol member berfday.

But!
Look wat Dilly find in mornin!

CARDS!!!

Heer be card from Bob!

Hmmm...

Awwwwwwwwww!
Nessie hav LUVLY SPARKLY card!!

THANK, Nessie!

Heer be card from Mummy an Daddy!
Awww! NOT forget!

Hav carsol!

An Granny buy Dilly speshol Angel caykes for tea...

Awwwww!

An DIlly hav pressents!

Mnorrrr.....pink an gween an sparkly choccy eggs....

An.... huwayyy!!! Pink an gween ribbon!!!!

An....
mweah?
Doodle Book?

Oh!
Be clever arty book!
Dilly haff finish pikchers!
Heer be exslent playce to start...

Dilly ring Daddy in Ierland,
Daddy tell peepol Dilly hav berfday.
Awl famly sing "Happy Berfday" to Dilly!
Sing 2 times!
Wun time jus be peepol, (mostly neffews)
then do gen,
wiv piano an penny wissles.
FNARR!!!

Be ownly ICKOL berfday,
as awl be bizzy
an Daddy be away,
but still be exslent berfday
Still be very HAPPY berfday!

Heer be arnser!

2010-03-19T20:20:00.000Z

OK,
yestday arsk,
hoo Dilly mayke wagon card for?
Do gess?
Be for JULIE!!!!
FNARR!!!!

Heer be wy Dilly mayke thank yu card for Julie:

Julie send parsol!!!!

Wat be? Wat be?

Be pwitty box...

FnnOooOOooooOOoorrr wat be on insides?

Be lots!!!

Julie send luvly cat card.
Look like Mr Scooter!

Send lots yummy stuff eet!

Dilly share Simpsons biskits wiv Bob.
(Dilly want kwyert life.)

Julie eevn send yummys for Dolly!

Wat elss be in box?

OooOOooooOOOORRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Julie send lots crarfty stuff for Mummy an Dilly!!!!
THANK Julie!!
THANK!
Hope wagon card ryve ok!!!!

Mweah.
Dilly luv Julie.
Be speshow frend,

Dilly not blog long long time be bizzy wagon.

2010-03-18T23:53:00.001Z

Sorrrrwy Dilly not blog long time.
Dilly Granny not be well gen.
Mummy stay at Granny howse,
Bob stay
(dispite smell mite mayke Granny iller)
an Dilly stay too,
Dilly help nerse.
Dilly be helpfow wagon.
Dilly be exslent nerse.

On Sunday,
be Muver's Day.
Dilly hav luvly card fow Mummy.
Not mayke, buy.
Be better than Bob's.

Be pink.

Dilly rite carefow strukshuns on envlope:

-If not be Dilly Mummy, leev lone!

FNARR!!!!!!!

Inside, Dilly rite LOTS
Put flower on evry "i".

Dis be card for Dilly Mummy.

Not be cwocowagon, but be pink,

Be elfunt.

Be elfunt coz show Dilly not fget.

Bet bear fget.

If by mirakol bear not fget,

bet bear get bear card

Bear be sest!

Dilly not be sest.

Dilly be [pwin]sessy.

Not be same thing.

Not be!

Dis be card for Dilly Mummy.

Dilly Mummy lyke pink.

Preeshyates.

Dilly luv Dilly Mummy lots (big 2 tymes).

Bye Mummy!

Be hard werk rytin lots.

BE HARD HARD WERK BEIN NERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seevnin,
Mummy say,
"Por Dilly. Come mayke arty stuff. Arty stuff be peaceful. Help stresst wagon hed."
Dilly mayke luvly card.
Hav wagon on.
Wagon be say, "Thank You"...

Dilly show Miss Fluffy.
Miss Fluffy proov!

Say, "Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrup!"

Dilly rite in card.
Can gess wat rite?
Gess hoo be?

Dilly tell nex time!
FNNARR!!!

Dilly mayke werm pie

2010-02-19T00:08:00.001Z

Dilly be exslent cook.

Mummy say,
want mayke cottage pie.
Dilly say,
NOR!
NOR!
NOT mayke pie wiv briks in,
mayke yummy werm pie, sted!!
MWEAH!

Heer be how mayke yummy werm pie:

NEED
werms
collyflower
carrots
unyuns
herby herbs (yu chooz)
stok (hot warter wiv flayver)
bit butter

NOW
fry unyun, carrots, herby herbs....

add in
werms

also need add stok soon too.

Steeeeeem collyflower,

wen collyflower be soft,
mash up wiv bit butter, mash mash mash.

Put wermy mixcher in bowl.
Put mashy collyflower on top.

Put in uven.
Leev till be hot an bubbly.

Wen dun,
put spoonful on playte.

YUM!
WERM PIE!!!

Mweah.

Dilly be exslent cook.

Dilly get new dolly

2010-02-16T16:29:00.000Z

Remember Dilly dolly, "Dolly"?
Heer be:

Daddy buy Dilly new dolly!
NEWWWW!
(Awwww Dilly Daddy be luvly...)
Mweah!
Heer be new dolly:

Awwww
new dolly be ickol....

Dilly need think nayme for new dolly....

think.....

thinkkkkkk..............

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MWEAH!

DILLY THINK NAYME!

Ickol dolly be calld....

DOLLIT!

Mweah!
Dilly like!

Dilly send speshol Valentine

2010-02-14T00:34:00.000Z

Day be St Valentine's Day.

Dilly mayke speshol messidge for Chuck.
Chuck liv long way way.
Chuck arsk Dilly come stay,
but Mummy say Dilly be too ickol.
Dilly mayke plans.
Wen be big wagon,
Dilly go gliiiiiiiide cross oshen an see Chuck in Wyoming.
Mweah! DO!

Now heer be speshol messidge for Chuck:

Chuck not blog mutch now.

Hope not forget Dilly.
Hope come see Dilly's messidge.....snf.

Pleez now go vizit Chuck,
say,
"Go see Dilly's Messidge, Chuck!"
Pleez!

Dilly hav uther award! Huwayy!

2010-02-12T19:49:00.001Z

Dilly reseev Sweet Fwend Award for bein a sweet fwend. Fnarr!
Heer be:

Aww be nice,
be pink!
Dilly like!
Award be from Woodstock.

THANK, WOODSTOCK!!!!!

Heer be Woodstock:

Woodstock be Bear,
but be Bear ov hi kaliber.
Dilly not meet Woodstock,
but Dilly suspekt Woodstock probly hav baths.

Leest sumtime.
OK leest 2 time.

Enyway suspekt not smell like Bob.

Or if do,
suspekt not boast bowt bodily smells like Bob.

FNARRR!!!!!!!!!!!

Now Dilly hav say list things mayke Dilly happy,
an Dilly hav do wun today.

1: Fwends- fwends Dilly hav met an huggd: like Julie an Chuck Fwends, an fwends. Dilly not meet an huggd but kno on blogs
uther: Rok mewsik (Dilly be rok chik).
uther: Bows an ribbons (kollektin ov, sortin ov, warin ov).
uther: Tommy Lee Jones.
uther: Sparkly things, like Crismoss Lites an Seekwins.
uther: Pink an gween.
uther: CSI. (Dilly sing along Hoo mewsik an like Rayshio).(Dilly goin watch CSI today an do air gitar to Hoo. Mweah.)
uther: Gliding.
uther: Carsols, an viziting wagons living in carsols.
2: Fairy caykes an angel cayke an Battenburg cayke. (Be pwinsessy caykes.)

Now ment parss on to 2 uther fwends.........
Nor!
Dilly not like hav pik!
Dilly not do!
Carnt mayke Dilly do!
Carnt mayke!
Sharnt!
Sharnt!
NENENENENENENEH!
Fnarr!
If be fwend, pleez tayke award from Dilly.
MWEAH!
Dilly do own rools.
Fnar.

How to cownt Wagon.

2010-02-10T21:52:00.002Z

Uther day, Beanie Mouse leev messidge for Dilly.
Heer be Beanie Mouse:

Beanie Mouse say like way Dilly cownt.
Say, not kno can be mor than wun 1.

Dilly think,
maybe explayne how wagons cownt.
(Awl weptiles cownt sayme way.)
(An fwogs too, but fwogs not be reptiles.)
(Leest not full time reptiles, ownly part time.)

Kay!

Heer be how cownt wagon.
Ferst must kno 2 rools-

Ferst rool ov wagon-cownt be-

EVRYTHING be 1 thing or 2 things.

That be awl.
"Simples!"

Heer be xampol.
How menny meerkats can see?

Arnser be...... 2!

Heer be how Dilly cownt meerkats in pikcher:

Wun meerkat + uther meerkat + uther meerkat.
THINK: wun + uther = 2,
tharefor number meerkats = 2.

Wagon cownt be exslent way to cownt.
This way, evwun hav 2 ov evthing,
nowun need be narsty,
nowun need do war.
Most war be for this-
"Hmm that man hav mor! Hav go kill an tayke wat hav!"
Nor nor nor nor norrrrrrrrr!
If awl hav 2, not need go war.
Not need go war if awl hav sayme.
This be wagon wisdom.

An sumtime if sumwun ownly hav WUN,
uther person SEE ownly hav wun,
say,
"Heer go, hav wun mine. Now hav 2!"
psssst.... uther person STILL hav 2 as well!
This be possbol becos ov
second rool of wagon-cownt:
2s come in diffrent sizes.

Wun + uther =2
Wun + uther + uther = 2 (bit bigger 2).

Sees?
Simples!

Dilly hope be awl cleer now.
Kay?

Now go praktiss cownt meerkats.

Mweah!

2010-02-06T14:00:00.002Z

Dilly inkewbayte egg AWL NITE.

Egg go rumbol rumbol rumbol....
crak open!

Mweahhh????

Be choklit beens!!!!

Dilly share.
Sayve pink beens (best).

Giv uther cullers to Bears

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Nessie hav wun pink been.

Dilly hav wun pink been an awl egg shell.

FNARR!!!!

Dilly be exslent sharer.

Dilly hav egg to hatch

2010-02-05T01:20:00.001Z

Yestaday,
Dilly go on bus wiv Mummy.
(Bob not go:
Bears not lowd on bus,
too smelly.)

Go in town.
Mummy not buy mutch.
Mummy do 'nearly gots'.
Mummy say,
"Go town, nearly got new bag,
nearly got new top,
nearly got new jumper,
nearly got new book......"

MWEAH!
Nuff wiv nearly gots, Mummy!
Nuff!

Dilly get egg.
Dilly goin hatch egg.
Eat shell for brekfarst morro.
Mnnorrrr..........Wunder wat be inside?

Notiss Dilly hat?
JULIE mayke broach for Dilly!
Be luvvvvvvvly, be pink!
Sumtime Dilly pin on dress,
sumtime ware as hat,
(pin on ribbon in Dilly's antenna-bow)
Like?

Mweah!
Dilly like!

Dilly hav award from Miss Peach!!!

2010-02-03T15:37:00.003Z

Look wat award Miss Peach giv Dilly!!!
HUWAYY!!!!!

THANK,
Miss Peach!!

Now Dilly hav parss on to 2 peepol.
Norrrrrrrrrrr......................be hard! Dilly want giv ward to AWL Dilly frends.
AWL!
Norrrrrrrrrrrrrr...........

K.
Dilly syde give to frends from awl rownd werld, diffrent countrys!

1... JULIE!!!! Be Dilly luvly luvly frend in north England. Julie be creativ an clever an nice. Dilly luv Julie muchly.

uther1... Maggie an Mitch, hoo be luvly loyal frends in Merryka, an hav luvly blog too, wiv cewt fotoes. Awlways mayke Dilly larf an larff!!!!

uther1... Bumblevee, hoo be Snow Pwinsess in Canadia. Mayke luvly dollys an mayke Dilly smile.

uther1...Stardust, hoo be speshol laydy in Japan. Stardust be gentol an luving an clever.

2... Feronia, hoo liv in Ostraylia, an do luvly rytins wiv luvly pikchers, an hoo send Dillt luvly pink card for Crismoss. Fnarr!

ROOLS

(Rools! Pah!)

Pleez put pikcher ov award on blog,
pik uther peepol to giv,
an say that award riggernayte from heer.

Mweah!
Dilly do rools own way.
Fnar!

Dilly darnce wiv Kirov ballay pwinsesses.

2010-01-21T01:57:00.005Z

Kirov Ballay pwinsesses be on TV!

Dilly say,

"Norrrrrrrrrrrr.............
Dilly wish darnce wiv Kirov Ballay pwinsesses!
Dilly be exslent darncer,
Dilly be pwinsessy.
Dilly want darnce wiv!"

Mummy say,

"DO!"
Say,
"Go joyne in NOW, Dilly!"

Fnar!
Dilly do!

WATCH!

Up on tippy toze!

Wayve arms!

Dilly joyne in line!

Lean bak!

Mweah!
Dilly be exslent darncer!
Mweah!
Dilly like!

ps... like new bows an pinkness an flowers on Dilly blog?

Dilly be show foto soon if stinky Bear get off pewter long nuff.

2010-01-20T00:41:00.000Z

Dilly been away long time,
been help carter Granny.
Granny not been well.
Be in hopsikol 2 times.

Mummy an Dilly be home for few days now.
Goin try blog,
Dilly hav fotoes!
Dilly do darnce,
do ballay darnce!
Got foto!
Goin show!
Mweah!

Now need get Bob off pewter.
BOB!
OFF PEWTER!
DILLY TERN!!

Mweah.
Bob be told.

CRISMOSS PRESSIE!!! An arnsers to quiz!

2009-12-24T03:22:00.001Z

Dilly be at Granny's howse gen!
Dilly an famly be at Granny's for Crismoss.

Heer be Granny an Daddy today.

Both do puzzol books.

Granny be luvly an hav luvly tree.
Heer be Granny's luvly tree
(sorry for stinky Bear in pikcher)
Dilly luv Crissmoss,
Dilly luv Crissmoss trees-
be pwitty,
be sparkly,
be awl pwinsessy an luvly.

Dilly hav present allreddy!
MWEAH!

Present be extra speshow-
present be from JULIE!!!!!!!!!!

AWWWWWWW....

THANK, JULIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Thank for speshow gween tishoo payper, too,
an thank for wagonberd laybol.
Julie pay tenshun detayle.
Mweah.
Dilly notiss.)

Heer be pikcher Granny's crib.
Crib hav lots lots wagons in!

FNARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Bob be jelloss- no Bears!

FNARR! Nex foto mayke Dilly larf-

Can spot Miss Fluffy?

(Cloo: look for tayle.)

FNARRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Miss Fluffy like bags,
speshly bags that mayke nice crunch noyze.

OK...Heer be arnsers to Wagonberd quiz

Starling
Dunnock (sum peepol call "Hedge Sparrow")
Collared Dove
Wren
Blackbird
Robin
How do?

Dilly hope be abol blog gen soon,
but sumtime thingy not werk.
Then Dilly not abol log on.
EEVN wen Dilly say pewter,
in best wagon voyse,
"WERK! WERK, PEWTER! WERK!"
an growl,
still not go.
Mweah.
Probly be boy.

If not abol come bak soon,
Dilly say
"HAPPY CRISMOSS EVWUN!!!!"

Mweah!
Dilly like!

Dilly mayke QUIZ!!!

2009-12-18T11:50:00.004Z

Hav LOTS LOTS snow in Dilly garden!!!!!!!
Birds be cold!
Get under hats!
Now Dilly not shor wat berd be wat berd....

Can say wat berds be under hats????

Fnarr!
Put wat berds yu think be, in comments!!!!

Cwismoss Songs

2009-12-17T01:01:00.002Z

Chuck sing Cwismoss song on blog.
Mayke Dilly think ov song too!
MWEAH!
Heer be-
(Noe tewn?)

Jingle Bells,
Bob Bear Smells,
Smelly evry day,
Not hav barth
fow 2 yeers,
BIG BIG 2,
Dilly say!

FNARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FNARRR!!!!!!!!!!

Don't ferget,
vote in Dilly Cwissmoss Poll!
Scroll down on rite!

Dilly mayke blog Cwismossy...

2009-12-14T21:17:00.002Z

Like how Dilly mayke blog Cwismossy?
Mweah!
Hav bows!
Fnnarrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crismoss Poll

2009-12-10T18:31:00.006Z

Dilly been bizzy help carfter Granny.
Granny not be well long time.
Gettin better.
Dilly be exslent nerse.
Mweah!

Dilly mayke Granny larf!
Dilly talk bowt Crismoss.
Be Crismoss soon.

Dilly say,
Farther Crismoss bring presents for Grannys?
Granny say,
"Mweah! Corsssse!!!"
Dilly like Granny.
Granny speek Dilly langwidge.

Now Dilly do new poll,
do for Crismoss.
Heer be kwestchun-

Kwestchun: Hoo pfer come down chimney wiv Farther Crismoss?

arnser 1: Ickol pwinsessy wagon in pink tutu an sparkly bow smell flowers an sparkol?
or-
arnser 2: Ickol stinky bear, not abol carry presents as bizzy scratchin bottom.

MWEAH!

Pleez vote now!!!!!!!!!!
Fnarrrr!

As be Cwissmoss,
Dilly open lots old polls for mor votes.
Awl be open till Cwissmoss Eev.
If miss befor, vote now!
Dilly be exslent syentiffik resertcher.

(Dilly dispoyntid most peepol get rong arnser larst time.
Dilly be forgivin wagon.
Mweah.
Try harder pleez.)

Thankin

2009-11-28T02:36:00.003Z

Larst week be time for Merrykans be thankin.
Not hav Thankin Day in Ingland.
Still sum Merrykan peepol rite Dilly an say,
"Kno Dilly not do Thankin Day,
but still be thankin Dilly for bein fwend!"
Ahhh!!!!!!!!!
Be vewy nice!
THANK!
Thank fwends!
Thank be Dilly fwends!

Mayke Dilly think,
"Norrrrr......... Wat else be Dilly do thank for?"

Dilly mayke list.
Heer be.

Thankin be gween, not brown (stinky culler).
Thankin be wagon, not Bear (stinky speesheez).
Thankin be clever, not dum (MWEAH).

FNARRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DILLY MAYKE JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FNARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poll results an new poll

2009-11-18T13:18:00.004Z

Larst munth,
Dilly do poll.
Be-

Kwestchun: If sumwun go nok nok on dor, hoo pfer be?

Arnser 1: Sweet ickol wagon, awl prinsessy wiv pink bows?
Arnser 2: Stinky bear not hav barth in 2 yeers (BIG 2)?

Thank for voting!!
Most peepol say Arnser 1.
MWEAH! WELL DUN!
Most peepol get rite arnser!
Fnarr!

Kay, heer be new poll.

Kwestchun: Granny cats Scooter an Miss Fluffy be moovin to liv wiv Dilly an Bob.
To help cats settol in, shud Dilly spwinkol Bob awl over wiv catnip?

Arnser 1: MWEAH! DO! DO SPWINKOL BOB WIV CATNIP! FNAR!
Arnser 2: Norrr, not do. (Be borwin arnser.)

Fnarr!
Dilly hope evwun go vote!
Vote vote vote!
Fnar!

2009-11-11T20:06:00.003Z

Dilly Granny be home now!
Be ok but be vewy kwyert.
Dilly think Granny be tyerd.
Dilly sing lluullabys to Granny,
sing LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI!
LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI!
LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI!
LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI!
LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI LAI!

(haff heer Dilly to get rite effekt)

Fnarr!!!!!!

Lots flowers be dliverd for Granny.
Dilly help raynge flowers,
put awl pink flowers in wun pot!
Be best!
Fnar!
MWEAH!
Dilly like!

Granny not be well

2009-11-05T15:09:00.002Z

Dilly Granny not be well.
Gon hopsikol.
Dilly go vizit.
Nerses NOT WARE NERSEY HATS!!!
Dilly mayke growl.
How ment mayke better if not ware nersey hats?????

Dilly goin be speshol flower gerl at wedding!

2009-10-22T03:52:00.004+01:00

THANK for voting in poll.
Poll still open,
open till nitetime SUNDAY.
If not vote allreddy,
GO VOTE NOW!
Mweah!

MEENWILE..................

Dilly glide............
Dilly glide long long way,
go see Miss Peach!!!!
Heer be Miss Peach:
Miss Peach hav WEDDING soon!!!
Dilly goin be speshol flower gerl,
be speshol Bridal Escort.
Look!
Heer be proof,
from Miss Peach blog!!!Mweah?
If go see Miss Peach's blog,
reed awl bowt.

Miss Peach be awl speshol,
pwinsessy an luvly.

MWEAH!
DILLY LIKE!

New Poll!!

2009-10-17T19:01:00.004+01:00

Soon be Halloween!

Halloween be time wen ickol peepol come nok nok on dor.
Say "TRIK, TREET!"
Mummy an Daddy yewzlly tend not be in.
Tern off lite,
be kwyert.
Fnarr!!!!
Mummy sumtime put notiss on dor,
say, GO WAY!!!!!

FNARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
FNAR!

Giv Dilly new idea for poll!

Heer be-

Kwestchun: If sumwun go nok nok on dor, hoo pfer be?

Arnser 1: Sweet ickol wagon, awl prinsessy wiv pink bows?
Arnser 2: Stinky bear not hav barth in 2 yeers (BIG 2)?

Pleez vote in poll!!!
Pres vote button in colum on rite!!!

Dilly be exslent nerse in nersey hat an help cook too.

2009-10-09T20:33:00.004+01:00

Daddy get bad cold!
Cold be in hed.
(Nor!
Not meen be maginary!
Not that way be in hed!
Fnar!
Meen,
mayke HED hert!)

Dilly be nerse!
(Be exslent nerse.
Hav nersey hat.
AWL best nerses hav nersey hats.)

Dilly scribe pill,
uther pill,
(2 pills),
an hot hot tea mayde wiv jazzmin flowers.
Hav in crocowagon mug!Awww!!!!!!!
Daddy drink flowers!
MWEAH!
Mayke better!
(Dilly tell Daddy;
Daddy, be better!
Mweah!
Not argew wiv nerse in nersey hat!)

Awwww
next,
Mummy get cold too!
Dilly hav bizzy week!
Be on nerse dewty lots!

Dilly help Mummy bayke pies.
Nice big pies help feel better.
Dilly help stir middol stuff.
Mummy mayke paystry.
Then mummy put gether.
Dilly tern rown,
see pies,
think Mummy bayke wagonberds!!!!

NORRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NORRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not be put ickol wagonberds in pie, Mummy!
Norrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!

Mummy say,
Norr! Not be, Dilly!
Not be!
Wagonberds not be reel!
Be ownly help hold up paystry!

FNNNARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dilly larf!
(Mummy want larf too,
but can ownly coff.)

Be like Miss Fluffy!

2009-10-01T17:23:00.003+01:00

Dilly find cartoon bowt funny cat!
WATCH!
Mweah, do!
BE XAKTLY LIKE MISS FLUFFY!
Fnnarrrrrrr!!!

(Not LOOK like Miss Fluffy-
Miss Fluffy be blak an be fluffy.
But AKT like Miss FLuffy.
Eevn SOWND like!
Sownd XAKTLY like!)

Mweah!
Dilly Like!
Mayke Mummy larff so hard,
hav coffing fit!!!
(Luky Dilly be good nerse!)

Miss Peach

2009-09-26T11:50:00.006+01:00

Dilly not do blog for long time!

Meenwile Dilly do luvly things.
Dilly alway do luvly things,
be pwinsessy.
Mweah.

Dilly get pwesent from Miss Peach!!!
Heer be Miss Peach:Miss Peach send card,
be awl mayde by paw.
(Miss Peach's Mummy help bit)
be luvly!:Hav ickol wagonflys inside:Miss Peach send big stamp:
Misss Peach say,
can mayke pwitty card wiv?
MWEAH!
Dilly mayke!

Dilly mayke wiv lots lots layers:Tdarr!
Yewz speshol varnish,
go crackly!
Then Dilly stik lots glitter.
Dilly get lots glitter evware!
Glitter on carpet,
on sofa,
on taybol,
on snowt!!!!Now hav stik on card.
Dilly think,
wat culler card be?
Think...

think..................

think.............................

(think hard as be portent)

think....................

MWEAH!

PINK!!!!!Fnarrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dilly goin send Miss Peach!
Send wiv dryd rose buds.Dilly buy from New Forest.Mweah!Miss Peach be luvly, pwinsessy.
Like rose buds.
Like for wedding wiv big blak cat boyfrend.

Now Dilly go tell Miss Peach com see blog!

Mweah!
Dilly like!

Dilly see wagon in sky!!!

2009-08-29T14:20:00.003+01:00

Dilly be joyin thunder awl summer!
Thunder be wagons in sky!
MWEAH!
BE!

Uther day,
Dilly SEE wagon in sky!
See too?
Heer be-Nor?
Nor?
Not see?
Dilly help-NOW see?
MWEAH!!!!!
Now see!!!!!!!!!!
FNARRRRRR!!!!!!

Dilly like!

Dilly heer from Chuck!!! Heer from Chuck!!! Huwayy!

2009-07-28T20:18:00.009+01:00

Dilly get big parsol from CHUCK!!!!!!!!
HUWAYYY!!!!!!!!!!

Be lots things inside.
Be pwesents!
Be pwesents for Mummy,
be pwesent for Daddy,
be pwesent for Bob.
Nor?
...
.........
.................
........................
BE PWESENTS FOR DILLY!!!!!!!!!! HUWAYYY!!!!!!!!Be ickol cups!Luvly!
THANK!

An do portrayte Dilly!Awwwwwww
Chuck rite messide foh Dilly inside:Nor!
Norrr!
Dilly NEVR forget, Chuck!
NEVER FORGET!!!!!!!!!

Dilly tayke cups,
put in carsol.
Dilly goin hav tea partys in carsol!See ware carsol be?
Pwinsess Dilly an Laydy-in-wayte Nessie moov carsol.
Carsol now be up hill!!!
MWEAH!
Get better aim for bombard.
Dilly an Nessie be winnin Marshmallow Wars.
FNARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
Thwow from up hill!
FNARR!!!!!!!!

Dilly goin hang up luvly portrayte too.
Chuck be speshol artist.
Be speshol fwend.
THANK CHUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MWEAH!
DILLY LIKE!

Dilly an Nessie gard carsol

2009-07-22T16:37:00.006+01:00

Dilly an Nessie hav barth.
Hav luvly wash an sing.
Be luvly cleen sparkly.
Mummy dry:
Mummy say,
wat clothes want wear, Dilly?
Dilly hav think...

.....

..

....

...

...MWEAH!
Be pwinsess!

Nessie be Lady-In-Wayte:

Pwinsess an Laydy-In-Wayte go carsol:

MWEAH!
Hav marshmallow cannonballs!

Pwinsess Dilly an Laydy-In-Wayte Nessie gard carsol.
Wayte for Bears.
Wayte.......
Wayyyttte..........
SShhhhh.....Bear!
Thare be!!
BOMBARD!!!!!!!!
FNARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
FFNNNARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FNAR FNAR FNARRRR!!!!!!!!
Dilly an Nessie hav good gayme!
Mweah!
Dilly like!

Dilly mayke card for Julie

2009-07-15T21:09:00.004+01:00

Dilly fwend Julie go hollyday soon.
Julie hav berfday wen be hollyday.
Dilly not be abol send card for berfday!
Be way!
Norr!

Dilly be smart wagon.
Think:
mayke card errly!
MWEAH!!!

Heer be card Dilly mayke errly for Julie:

Card hav pwitty wagon on!
Like?

Dilly like!
Dilly mayke for Julie.
Put speshol bow on.
Bow be speshol pink for Julie.
Julie be speshol.

MWEAH!

Miss Fluffy giv Dilly cuddols

2009-07-01T17:48:00.004+01:00

Dilly go vizit Granny at weekend.
Dilly be frends wiv cats at Granny's.
Dilly luv Miss Fluffy.

Miss Fluffy giv Dilly cuddols!

"Hewo Miss Fluffy,

can be havin cuddol?"

Miss Fluffy say,
"Perrrrrrrruupppp!"
-Do meen "Yes."

"Not too tite!
Not too tite!"

"Ahhhhhhh...."

Farther's Day

2009-06-22T19:01:00.006+01:00

Yestday be Farther's Day.
Dilly an Bob get pwesents for Daddy.
Heer be:Bob say bowt Bob pwesents on Bob blog.
Dilly not tell bowt Bob pwesents.
Not be best pwesents.
Dilly pwesents be best.
Heer be Dilly pwesents:Heer be Dilly laybols.
Dilly rap up,
mayke own laybols:Heer be Dilly pwesents inside.
Be luvly smelly stuff,
mayke Daddy smell nice.
(Daddy be boy, need help smell nice.)
Be 2 bottols.
Wun hav WAGON froot in,
uther be GWEEN.
MWEAH!
Be good stuff.
Be exslent pwesents.Heer be Dilly card.
Card come wiv bloo stripes on.
Dilly culler wiv pink pen.
Mweah.
Mayke better:Heer be IN Dilly card.
Dilly rite wiv pink pen.
Be speshol.
Mweah!
Daddy like!
Fnarr!

Dilly mayke film bowt thunder

2009-06-17T16:24:00.004+01:00

On Monday, hav lots thunder!
Dilly LUV thunder!
Thunder be wagons in clowds,
wagons play gaymes,
play chayse,
play hide-an-seek.
Fnarr!!
Dilly film in thunder.
Ware be Bob?
Find owt at end!
FNARR!!!!!!

Dorothy be laydy Bear an come vizit!

2009-06-12T18:43:00.004+01:00

Speshul gest come stay today.
Be calld Dorothy.
Dorothy be Bear.
Dorothy come from Kansas, like Dorothy in Wizerd ov Oz!
Dorothy be travlin werld!
Larst week be wiv Julie.
Julie mayke speshul waistcoat for Dorothy.
Julie be sooooooooo clever!

Dilly an smelly Bob plarnt speshul flowers for Dorothy.
Speshul flowers be snapwagons!
Hope flowers come befor Dorothy go way.
Then Dorothy say,
"Wen be wiv Julie, go Wales!
See Wales wagons!
Buy Dilly pwesent!"
Awwww!Wat be?
Wat be?MWEAH!
Choklit!Dorothy say,
be speshul choklit for wagons.
Say,
Julie tell Dorothy bowt Dilly,
tell Dorothy Dilly be ickol wagon.
Awwwwwwwwww THANK Dorothy!
THANK Julie!!!

Mweah!
Dilly like!

(Be Bear, but be gerl Bear.
So not be too smelly.
Mweah.)

Dilly find intrestin artkol

2009-06-11T20:51:00.004+01:00

Dilly find intrestin artkol in mazereen.
Look!Fnnarrrr!!!!!!!
say ickol wagon!!
Fnarrrr!!!!!!!!
Be bowt tarragon.
MWEAH!
Mumy cook wiv tarrowagon.
Cook wiv chikn.
Be luvly.
Dilly always help.
Go chop chop chop.
In go!
Nyum!
Dilly like!

Toadflax come bak bigger! Mweah!

2009-06-07T18:22:00.007+01:00

Kno wat toadflax be?
Toadflax be flower.
Be like snapwagon flower.
(Snapwagon be mostly Dilly's fayvrit flower!)
But toadflax be WILD flower.
Mweah!

Larst yeer,
Dilly plarnt toadflax in garden.
Heer be (larst yeer)-
Heer be toadflax NOW-Dilly's toadflax come bak BIG!!!
Be big as Mummy's hand-Be longer than Dilly snowt!
(an be MUTCH longer than Dilly nose. Dilly hav SHORT nose, long snowt.)

Mweah!
Dilly like!

Noying!

2009-06-04T16:03:00.002+01:00

Dilly jus be dleetin spam messidges for 2 hours!
Silly spam not eevn be Inglish!
Sily spam be Chyneez!
Dilly not reed Chyneez!
Wy leev spam in Chyneez on Inglish blog?
Mweah!
Be bluddy stoopid!
Stoppit!
Stoppit!
Dilly bet be boy doin spam.
Bet be stinky derty smelly boy nonsense idiot.
MWEAH!
NOT MAYKE DILLY ANGRY!
DILLY COM POKE WIV POYNTY STIK!!!!
MWEAH!

New gayme!

2009-05-15T22:36:00.004+01:00

Dilly hav kwestchun,
start new tag type thing,
be new gayme!
Be-
Wat be on fridge dor?

Heer be wat be on Dilly's fridge dor:Dilly fridge dor hav: drorins, magnits, notebook for shoppin lists, postcards.

Put foto on blog!
Show wat be on fridge dor!
Tell Dilly in comments wen dun,
Dilly com see!

MWEAH!!!

Luvly sprize parsol fwom Julie!

2009-05-04T19:37:00.010+01:00

Dilly find parsol larst week...be to Dilly an Mummy!
Be from Julie!!!
Huwayyy!!!

Be........
PWINSESSY STIKKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hav wagons, pwinsesses an carsols!
MWEAH!!!!

Wat else be?
WIBBONS!!!!!!!
MWEAH!
Dilly mayke belt owt ov sparkly pink wibbon!

Wat else be???
MWEAH!

New bag match Dilly dwess!
Wat be in?
Coffee, tee, shoogar, biskit....
Hav poem.
Poem be:

Even though we cannot meet
At 11am we'll have a treat
I'll think of you
And you'll think of me
And we'll toast each other
in coffee or tea!

Fnarrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mayke Dilly smile!!!

Wat ELSE be??
Lots lots multi culler leeves!!!!!!
Nex...
hmmm....
say be for Dilly,
but be bloo an brown....
Dilly hav idea.
Better arsk Bob open.
Maybe for Bob.

oooo..... wat be?MWEAH!
Be choklit dino-wagons!!!!!!!
Sorry Bob,
be for wagons arfta awl!!!!
FNARRRR!!!!!

Dilly send luvly card too....
Julie be Dilly speshol fwend.

THANK, JULIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mweah!
Dilly like!